Thursday, March 24, 2011

MEGAWIZARDDRAGONANIMEBABECON!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Are you ready, Muskogee County? 'Cuz this weekend...IS...

MEGAWIZARDDRAGONANIMEBABECON!
presented by Bass Pro Shops and Fashion Bug

That's right, freaks n' geeks, the MWDABC has it all!

- Bazillions of "A" list celebrities, like that guy that guest starred on Buffy that time! (You know, the one with the hair? Yeah, that one!!)


- Amazing costumes!

(By Brian Fishman who has a fantastic sense of humor)

Note: please wear amazing costumes.


Also, body paint is allowed, and even encouraged...

...on females.


- The largest Vendor Room this side of Gallifrey, where you'll find every comic book, funny hat, or authentic-movie-replica sword you've ever dreamed of!


NOTE: actual merchandise may differ from promotional imagery.

Like so.


- HUGE role-playing tournament area!

WOW, gamers, this room is to "die" for!


- Vow renewals!


NOTE: Additional fee applies. Cake not included. Choice of action figure wedding toppers include Watchmen (shown above) and Spock n' Leia:

"Love is illogical."

"I know."


- Back by popular demand, the "Picard Maneuver" photo opportunity!

NOTE: Additional fee applies. Reasonable Picard facsimile may be substituted. All rights reserved. MWDABC will not be held responsible for any communicable diseases contracted while participating in the Picard maneuver photo opportunity.

- And, fellas, don't forget all the bodacious booth babes just waiting to have their pictures taken with you!

"For the last time, no, we DON'T know when Slave Leia is coming back. Now, do you want a picture or not?"


Plus, don't miss our featured events:

SMACKDOWN!!

with
Lou Ferrigno!

NOTE: Mr. Ferrigno will not be appearing in costume. Nor will he be smacking anything.

And Val Kilmer!

NOTE: Mr. Kilmer actually will be appearing in his original Batman costume.
We're not sure why.


- And finally, be sure to check out our exclusive appearance by the one and only William Shatner! Who may or may not be performing his iconic "Rocket Man!" (Assuming we can find enough cigarettes.)

He's a ROCK. IT. MAN.


The MEGAWIZARDDRAGONANIMEBABECON:

Make It So.



Thanks to Kimberly C., Theresa, Jaclyn C., Talia B., River W., Barb I., Kelli G., Teresa M., Lucy V., Missy B., & Clau...



And a happy belated briday to the Shat.


Oh, and now that I've got you all pumped for a con, I should note that there really *is* a scifi convention in Orlando this weekend, and John and I are totally going. See you there, fellow Florida geeks!
laughingmom said...

That princess cake looks more like it belongs at a drag queen convention.

Ms. Blasé said...

"...like that guy that guest starred on Buffy that time! (You know, the one with the hair?...)"

I've never watched Buffy so I was lost from the get-go.

Sun said...

Why is Batman so sad?

Anonymous said...

OMG I nearly SHAT my pants LOL

Sarah said...

Oh, daily Cake Wrecks dose, how I love thee.

Kate Rowan said...

God, this is so awesome. My husband wants a Picard cake now.

Kate
idreamloudly.com

Jenny said...

We're taking my 13-year-old son and three of his friends for his birthday party. My son made his own costume and parts of the ones his friends will be wearing. They'll be dressed as a group they made up. So, if you happen to see four youngish teens wandering around together dressed in home-made costumes you don't recognize, you could say, "Happy Birthday, Malcolm!"

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that Buzz Lightyear cake was presented at opening night at the Boston Gay Theatre's production of Toy Story.

Tim said...

Shatner FTW! (Although nothing can beat his rendition of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"!)

My daughter and I have been to enough cons that I can say, there is no exaggeration in this advertisement. That is exactly what they are like, both in advertising and in reality...

Anonymous said...

O...M...G!

Thank you for sharing that William Shatner bit. I will never forget it. (And will likely waste much time at work today making everyone I know watch it!)

Count Mockula said...

Do you think sad sack fat Batman has to be on purpose? I kind of hope so.

A.J. said...

You know, the Wolverine cake wasn't too bad really.

And now I have Rocketman stuck in my head, so thanks for that.

Jess said...

Batman: "sigh. Oh! Why can't I be on a GOOD cake?!!!"

SuBee said...

I feel there is absolutely nothing wrong with the transvestite princess cake.

wv: demorati- members of the liberal, left-wing, tree hugging, latte-drinking, east coast democratic elite.

"The demorati feel there is absolutely nothing wrong with the transvestite princess cake."

I agree!

Karen Valinda said...

Sad that "Buzz" Rock.it.Man looks more 'fetching' than the Princesses...

Classic Steve said...

Who knew Spock was so much bigger than Leia?

Sarah said...

Holy crap! You just fulfilled all my wildest fantasies in that one post!

Cake D&D? Check
Cake Picard? Check
Cake Wolverine? Check
Pincess Leia and Spock on top of cake? Check

I don't care how wrecky they are (and they ARE), I can now devour each and every one of my geeky obsessions like I always said I would.

Look out Patrick Stewart - ::chomp, chomp, Mmmmrrawrrr::

wp: bactrad - backtracking in a very suave, cool manner.

Diana said...

chuckling loudly inwardly :0)

Poor Buzz... I didn't know he was half human and half octopus. Where exactly is his other hand again?

Thanks for the giggles.
Can't stand Shatner doing ANYTHING so i passed on the Rocketman vid.
Have fun at the convention!

elissa said...

Fat Batman *has* to be intentional. Right? Right?!

Love Shatner. Anyone who can self-mock as well as he does is one to admire.

TheLandlubberWife said...

This was very very FUNNY!

Thank you for starting my morning off right. :)

Anonymous said...

@ SuBee--I love your interpretation of your WV! LOL

wv: reriz. French for "to laugh again." pronounced "ree ree"

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said..."OMG I nearly SHAT my pants LOL". I thought profanity wasn't allowed?

Anonymous said...

To "die" for. Heh heh. Heh.

Normie

BADKarma! said...

The Wolverine cake is actually pretty awesome. Just sayin'....

Sif said...

Oh, wrecked geekery. My three year old daughter is currently running around in a Hellboy mask brandishing a lightsaber at the cats, so these posts are always a family favorite.

NiteNurse said...

I can't be the only one who sees this.

Batman is sitting on the toilet wearing flipper socks.


Right? Right?

JenKs said...

OH MY GOSH!! 3 Shatners! I had to keep pausing because my eyes were watering so much from laughter!

He doesn't need to climb the mountain anymore. This is my new earworm! Love the Shat!

Thanks for posting this!

Oh, and the wolvie cake looks like that guy from Tropic Thunder

mel said...

Of course the princess cake is appropriate -- it's for the Drag On part of the convention!


wv - ollyz: When I look at ollyz cakes I have to laugh.

MzHartz said...

I was more interested when I first read the title and thought it ended "BACON!" instead of "BABECON!"

cq75 said...

I don't know why... but the inner voice that read the commentary was the "MONSTER TRUCK MANIA!!!!!" Announcer. Which brought the hilarity to a whole 'nother level! Have fun at the con and I look forward to pictures on "the other blog."

Kimberly Chapman said...

That's some Shat his dad says right there.

pikkewyntjie said...

I think all these wreckerators were high [long inhaling puff] as a kite! I think it's gonna be a long, long time before we see a decent cake.

Spock and Leia--that's awesome! Be even better if she was in the slave outfit.

The Disney Princess cake should have been delivered to the Drag Festival (the one that has nothing to do with fast cars) because there's no way those are chicks.

I don't think that's Val Kilmer's Batman, but it does look a bit like Adam West, the original Batman and current Mayor of Quahog.

The bad Buzz Lightyear attempt doesn't look much like The Shat to me, but any excuse to post the Rocket Man video is okay by me! Come on, Bill, quit bogarding that thing and pass it around. I actually remember watching that broadcast when I was a kid and long before "WTF" became a thing, I was thinking it! Even then, I thought the effects were uber cheesy, especially when the Transporter malfunctions and his right arm temporarily gets beamed away.

Oh, and get ready for backlash from Muskogeegans. Muskogeeans. Muskogogeeites. People from Muskogee.

WV: lyclopma
A rare disease that causes severe deformity of the head such as that suffered by Captain Picard.

drumnate said...

Embarassingly AWESOME! I actually saw Lou Ferrigno last year at Wonder Con. He was across the aisle from the Bionic Woman and Tasha Yarr. No Hulk costume.

And I found a copy of the William Shatner CD with the classic Mr. Tambourine Man.

Banana said...

I don't know...that Wolverine cake is pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having it at my X-Men party. If I ever had and X-Men party.

Brooke said...

"Holy Flabby Batman, Batman!"

Sorry... I had to...

Also,why does Cinderella have a beauty mark? Please let that be a beauty mark...

Anonymous said...

OMG can't... comprehend... wrecks

debbo said...

Nite Nurse @ 10:25 am
You are NOT the only one !!! I thought exactly the same thing!

wv: defitene
These cakes can defitene be called super wrecks.

Miss Mindy said...

"...this side of Gallifrey..." #10 FTW!

The flier left off an appearance by Mark Douglas in "Wolverine: The Musical" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIJvECLL5NY (I haven't got the hang of embedding links.) No doubt the Wolverine cake celebrates his performance.

I thought it said "BaCon" - now Bass Pro Shops would sponsor that!

Erin said...

oh my. the shatner "song" was too painful to watch.

Oldish Lady said...

Y'know you're lucky. I was diagnosed with an ear infection an hour ago. Otherwise I'd be suing you for the pain in my head right now.

WV: commist

These cakes have all been invaded by the godless commists.

SuBee said...

That Shatner clip lasted a long, long time.
@ elissa, are you *sure* he was being self-mocking??

wv: defluti
"Did you hear defluti playing in the background of "Rocket Man?"

Wendy said...

Oh, my...that's the hardest I've laughed in a LONG time!

Loo-E Loo-I said...

Sun said "Why is Batman so sad?"

Since Batman got a little soft around the middle, the Joker, Riddler, Penguin, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, and Cat Woman continue to wreak havoc on Gotham City.

This post was great! I, too, used the monster-truck-rally-announcer-voice while reading this. Looking forward to the sweets this SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Daisy said...

The Disney princess cake reminds me of the time my husband and I were watching a Monty Python sketch with our young daughter. It was her first time to see men in drag, and she innocently asked why the "girls" looked like boys! Grown-up laughter ensued...good times...

pdxnico said...

Are Leia and Spock on a flan "cake"? The Star Wars and Star Trek universes battle it out in wedded bliss atop a tasty Mexican dessert, my mind is officially blown.

Stella said...

I like the first Hulk, he looks so darn happy being on the cake.

ANS can you believe Shatner's 80!!

AMR said...

The Disney princesses are less like drag queens to me, and more like the screaming paintings from Black Swan. And just as terrifying.

Jen said...

Spock and Leia! WHAT? That doesn't even go together.

Anonymous said...

I haven't posted before, but this post is killing me. Not that everything wasn't awesome(I mean, Shatner? Come on!), but that simpering 1st Hulk still has me in tears. I laughed so hard, my coworker in the cubicle across from me is convinced I've lost my mind, again. Thank you for all this spectacle on such a grim day!

Anonymous said...

@Nite Nurse--

That's what I see too. And so did my four-year-old son ("Batman going potty?").

msyendor said...

What weirdo universe crossed Rolf with The Hulk?

Batman on the batcan ready to explode. Gotham City's new threat. Yeah. Saw that, too.

Dang. Haven't been to a con in years!

Anonymous said...

Laughingmom said it for me - and on the first comment too!
-- Gretchen

elissa said...

@SuBee: I wasn't until the very end and he grinned, like he was thinking, "I can't believe all these people took this so seriously." And even if he wasn't then, he has been known to self-mock more recently.

WV: eches. Shatner's spoken-word Rocket Man eches itself on your memory.

Swan said...

Love the whole post today, but I keep getting stopped at the Picard wedding? cake. Is kissing 'The Picard' some new tradition at weddings? Is the happy couple in search of the captain's blessing on their marriage? Intriguing as those ideas are, I still don't think I'd be willing to hack into any part of him after all the cake pics had been taken. Jus' sayin'.

Thanks as always for the laughs. Once again, you've made my day.

Laura P. said...

I wonder if Hugh Jackman has seen that Wolverine cake. *shudder*

And please, please tell me that that sword picture was not supposed to be the inspiration for the cake that followed. Heck, a 5-yr-old could do better!

And I'm totally digging the big blob of white frosting underneath Leia and Spock! lol! I mean, seriously? They couldn't have used just a bit less frosting?

Doesn't quite sound like my kind of convention. Totally wishing that I lived in FL right now, though! I hope we see pics on epbot of the real con! :-)

Anonymous said...

"Love is illogical." "I know." Brilliant! LOL

Karen R. said...

Say hello to James Masters for me!

Anonymous said...

With a change of color, Picard's head would look like one of the grays from Roswell, N.M.

Normie

WV: Tripidgz "There was some major tripidgz going on when these wrecks were thought up."

BADKarma! said...

"...My three year old daughter is currently running around in a Hellboy mask brandishing a lightsaber at the cats..."

My complements, Sif. You are raisin' that thar child up JUST RIGHT!

Galinda said...

ROFL I had forgotten exactly how terrible that video was. My dad showed it to me way back when I was a wee one and I didn't get it. Now I understand the word "interpreted" so much better.

And Bats looks like he should stop trying to blend in with the Penguin's hench...pens. Hee.

Baillie said...

I must say that this...

http://tinyurl.com/6hcepsm

...looks like the unfortunate consequence of a romance between a sea cucumber and and horseshoe crab.

A REAL horseshoe crab, not an alien in costume.

Sunny said...

I'll be at MegaCon on Saturday wrangling my three children and taking pictures of everything. This should be REALLY fun :D

Mythopoeia said...

Is it wrong that I love the Spock and Leia cake-topper? Hilarious!

Heidi D said...

"Love is illogical."

"I know."


HAAa! (Snort)

Managed Hosting said...

I always pictured Kirk and Spock on top of a cake, not Leah. This is just proof that even Superheros aren't immune to a bad frosting gun. P.S., when did Batman gain all that weight?

Anonymous said...

Huh. I guess I no longer have to wonder what the Hulk & Sesame Streets Ernie's child would look like.

Kalani said...

You know, I have seen so many parodies of Shatner "singing" but had never seen his actual performance doing such until now. Thank you.

Ferralyn said...

It's Patrick Swayze as Cinderella, Joe Leguizamo as Snow White and Wesley Snipes as Sleeping Beauty - "To Walt Disney, with love, Julie Newmar".

I'm kind of in love with the Spock/Leia wedding cake topper.

missoularedhead said...

Star Wars and Star Trek on the same cake? Wow, I think the universe just collapsed!

Jennifer said...

Oh, I *wish* this had been a post LAST WEEK, as last weekend was my annual SFF convention / weekend of geekdom! Fear not, I'm forwarding, but it would have been a hoot during many discussions! Thank, Cake Wrecks, as usual, you're amazing!

WV - dechancr: What is dechancr the princesses are actually female?

Erin said...

Wow, I had no idea Javier Bardem was now playing wolverine!

Michele C said...

Hilarious! The princesses look like men in drag!

Anonymous said...

Picard Maneuver FTW! I love you. That's all.

Lyn said...

I want that watchmen figures cake. Only i'd like it to be chocolate.

NatalieG said...

Sorry, I know there are lots of Shat fans out there, but I could only get through 1/2 of the video clip... when not cringing in horror, I kept wondering what brand of cigarette he was using to generate such huge plumes of smoke...

Darla said...

I couldn't stop myself from reading this out loud, in my best monster truck "SUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAY!!!!!" voice. So. Thanks for that.

Lara said...

A fat, unhappy Batman with no knees is what every kid wants on their cake. I guess even super heroes get middle-aged spread.

markil37 said...

Not sure which is my favorite - the Hulk with the Wallace & Grommit face, the dead ninja turtle (a.k.a. sword/shield), or Batman with a beer belly.

LynneM

Andrea B said...

Wow. I don't know if I should be honored or horrified!

My friend just told me to check out Cake Wrecks. Spock and Leia are from our wedding and it is was our groom's cheese"cake". I have no clue how this picture got out. I got the figurines as a special inside joke for my husband. He's the Star Trek fan, I'm the Star Wars fan, and I know ... never the twain shall meet. But we did. And got married in spite of it. ;)

I love the tag line. And everyone's comments.

@Classic Steve - Spock is bigger than Leia because it was hard to find two action figures of the same height in 30 days. lol.

@pikkewyntjie "Spock and Leia--that's awesome! Be even better if she was in the slave outfit. " lol. Um. NO.

@Jen "Spock and Leia! WHAT? That doesn't even go together." EXACTLY. Love conquers all. :)

@Laura P. "And I'm totally digging the big blob of white frosting underneath Leia and Spock! lol! I mean, seriously? They couldn't have used just a bit less frosting?" Ouch. Well, I guess it would have looked less odd if I hadn't just picked up a normal cheesecake and "wrecked" it for true love.

@pdxnico "Are Leia and Spock on a flan "cake"? The Star Wars and Star Trek universes battle it out in wedded bliss atop a tasty Mexican dessert, my mind is officially blown." haha. Outside of the Flan, that's exactly it.

Ok, folks, I'm done. :) Live long and ... may the Force be with you?

*giggle*

Anonymous said...

Post today was perfect. Mid-South Con is this weekend too. So we're all geared up for that here in Memphis. Perfect theme today, amd as always, funnier than "poop" to my 7 and 3 yr old boys.

ValGal said...

Can I dub the green guy "The Inedible Hulk?" lol

concretegarden said...

I'm just wondering why you're picking on Muskogee. Not that it doesn't deserve it (especially love the Bass Pro Shops/Fashion Bug sponsor0, but it seems very random.

T said...

that Batman needs a bra!

ValGal said...

Andrea, you're awesome. Can we be BFF's? lol

spankey0370 said...

omgn! that video almost made me pee my pants. i have never seen that. that alone was the laugh of the day but i look forward to your website every day for great laughs.
thanks for cheering me every day!

Crystal said...

As Andrea B's former roommate, I will say that I did freak out when she showed them to me. We threatened to find Han Solo and Chewbacca figurines to stand menacingly by the cake and threaten Spock, but we just didn't have enough time...

Abby said...

I'm a rocket, man.

I'm a rock-it-MAN!

john (the hubby of Jen) said...

Concretegarden,

Aww, we're not picking on Muskogee. Jen asked me for the name of an out-of-the-way place and I thought of Muskogee. It just sort of popped into my mind. We added the county because it sounded even more remote. That said, you have to admit it would be awesome if this convention came to Muskogee.

Interesting note: I say "Muskogee" with a distinctly Canadian accent.

Wreck On!

john

Boy George said...

OMG, this was truly a LOL post today!

On the "princess" cake, the one on the right looks so much like it may have been done by Picasso. Look at the bust.

Batman looks he's suffering from an acute case of Dunlop disease.

And is that last one Buzz Lightyear in a straitjacket?

Susan said...

When I scrolled down to the second cake, my first thought was, "Why is Ernie green?" (Bert & Ernie)

Kerry said...

True story, and i don't know if anybody's said this yet since I don't like to delve into the comments too much, but there is a (pretty bad) cartoon movie called "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" that William Shatner recorded the theme song for. It's called "To Infinity and Beyond" and it's HORRIBLE.

Anonymous said...

On the second Hulk cake...are those...jelly beans? Yuck!

Anonymous said...

I think someone needs to make a 3 Shatner moon shirt. (Extreme geekness required.)

LB said...

If anyone has seen Val Kilmer lately, I think the Batman cake is actually an accurate rendition.

MaeBel said...

TYPO! It is not Shat's belated "birday!" I expect better. (=

Other than that, I have no complaints.

Carry on.

Katie E. said...

Just in case no one's pointed it out yet, that Picard cake looks more like the love child of Picard and Voldemort. Which I love.

-ke

Anonymous said...

Leia and Spock? On the same cake? "Must.Not.Cross.The.Streams!" There. A third movie reference, no charge!

Merry at Annie's Book Stop/Sharon, MA

WV: etatop. Etatop of the Trek/Wars cake, and all the fans can stop blanching in horror! *G*

Amy O'Boyle said...

I love you. I. Just. Love you.

Anonymous said...

a@ Anonymous (4:38 PM)

Hulk Poop!

Brian@sweetkarmadesserts.com said...

the wolverine was actually made by me. It started out being for my sons birthday party, the early stage of my cake decorating career. After it turned into a "Buff Freddy Mercury with a bad hairdo" i scrapped it. Still glad that it is appreciated for its pros and cons

shawne said...

W00T! I love you right now! Have fun at MegaCon!

wv: HATAR: Even if you don't get the geek jokes, don't be a hatar...

amyandtenaya said...

lmfao ... wow, last time i checked princess ariel had even sized breast's ... apparently not

Yvonne said...

So funny ..I baked a cake for St. Paddy's Day and instantly thought of this site!

Why, you ask? Every time I bake, something goes horribly wrong and I inevitably think of you. Everything was going great for this cake, I had managed to color it TWO shades of green ..all my boyfriend had to do was get the cake out of the pan.

I know. Why did I even let him near it? Moral of the story -It was a one layer bundt cake in the beginning. It was most certainly two by the time he had helped me.
http://halfpastwonderful.blogspot.com/2011/03/happy-saint-patricks-day.html

Anonymous said...

I don't remember the cakes . . . why were people not laughing uproariously during Shatner's performance? Thanks so much for the video. Best wreck ever.

ardie said...

Is it just me, or does "Val Kilmer" look exactly like Dr. Katz, complete with Squigglevision?!?!

Stellar!

Anonymous said...

I read that really fast and got all excited because I thought it was going to be about cakes that looked like bacon. Then I slowed down....

wv: nonsly-- kind of self-explanatory: not very cunning

The said...

Oh, dear. I actually live in Muskogee county. If only we had something as cool as MEGAWIZARDDRAGONANIMEBABECON.

But we don't.

*sigh*

Ziggyeor said...

Wow the Spock and Leia? Not to mention the poor sword.

My friends are down in Orlando for the con go check them out at the Twisted Heroes booth!

Jenna said...

For a minute, I hoped that the first line actually meant you were going to be in Muskogee, Oklahoma. Alas, it seems that you, like so many others, only picked my home town because it sounds funny and/or is in an old country song.

For the record, 99% of Muskogee County residents hate that song. How about next time you try an even funnier Oklahoma place-name? We have a Potawatamie, Okfuskee, Lotawata, and even a Hooker, OK. Or you could always try getting over the depression-era stereotypes.

Candace said...

My favorite was the comment on the spock/leia cake...

"Love is illogical." "I know."

Totally made my day!

Jen said...

@ Jenna - I've actually never heard a song with the name Muskogee in it. You're right: I just thought it was a funny name. Which seemed appropriate for, you know, a humor blog. ;)

I also had no idea there was a depression-era stereotype that Muskogee residents enjoyed scifi conventions. What are the odds?

Anyway, thanks for the other name suggestions - I'll file those away for future reference. (I especially like Potawatamie.)

Craig said...

Ok. My Dad was born in Muskogee. People say I get my sense of humor from him. Note the phrase, 'sense of humor'. I always bring that with me when I visit Cake Wrecks, because Cake Wrecks is a *humor* blog. It isn't a formal information resource like Wikipedia (is for some people, but not John (thoJ), who has learned his lesson, one hopes).

Know what I think of songs, blogs, etc. sending up Muskogee? It reminds me of the funny stories my Dad used to tell about his hometown, and I smile.

Smiling helps me see the lighter side and helps me avoid ascribing evil intent to every utterance by others -- there is more than enough real evil in the world that I don't have to go around fabricating still more.

By the way, I haven't had time to check the Exhaustive Encyclopedia of Games (unabridged version, by Edmund Welles), but those dice might be wrong. Just thought you should know.

john (the hubby of JEN) said...

Craig,

:)

john

ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.com said...

Hey, that Buzz Lightyear one is actually pretty good.

Amanda said...

Is it just me or does Picard look more like a Gelfling from The Dark Crystal?

wv cones: What Slave Leia's outfit by John Galliano featured.

alynxia said...

Anyone else think Picard looks more like Voldemort?

Anonymous said...

Yes! Shatner! \m/

I am still not Spock said...

My wife and I decorated ...errr... desecrated a very nice chocolate cake in honor of the Shat's birthday. I put "Bill- Happy 80rd B-Day" in horrible writing and she put pretty pretty flowers on it. The cake tastes good and the icing is pure sugar so that's all good too.

So this is a humour blog, eh? Fascinating...

DJ Twisted Sister said...

Frowning blue batman gave me the sads...

Larissa said...

"Love is illogical."
"I know."

Love it! Love! Did I mention love? Couldn't stop laughing. In fact, I'm still chuckling over it. That was just perfection.

Anonymous said...

And you haven't even seen what's on the OTHER side of Gallifrey yet...

Arlene said...

Oh my goodness they made Wolverine look..so hmm can't find the words for it lol. And why does the Hulk look like Oscar the Grouch on steroids? What on earth is going on here.. other than horrible wrecks that is.

ButtonMad said...

those are some classic cakes. thanks for sharing...

Shayna said...

That second Hulk cake... it looks like he ripped a little too far through his pants in the back to me.

Jess said...

No comments yet on the Silk Spectre/Comedian cake topper? It seems like a really roundabout way of telling your significant other you want a restraining order. Or that s/he should get one.

Roland said...

They're to die "six," not "for."

wv-- belefes: I count it among my belefes that a wrecker could easily draw 2d4 on a cake when trying for 2d6.

Anonymous said...

What happened to Batman? He has really let himself go. . . And those hands! What is that? Adult-onset megadactyly?

Ellen said...

Oh, my! These are all, just . . . amazing.

Oh, excuse me --must get in the spirit of the day --
AMAZING!!!11!!11!!

The flipper-like things on Bat Fatman -- er, Fat Batman -- look to me like the ends of his cape pulled through his arms.

That, to me, makes it look even more like he's sitting on the toilet, holding the cape out of the way of falling in!

As for his serious face, well, that's Batman -- isn't he always supposed to be Deep and Troubled?

wv-heappol

If you heappol of the icing in one spot, nobody will notice what's wrong with the cake, right?

Danger Boy said...

Am I diseased if I actually think the Logan cake looks decent?

CT said...

That is CLEARLY not Picard - it's Voldemort in his Quirrell-head incarnation...and Wolverine has undergone his secondary mutation into Lobsterine, with the added power of being able to fit an orange up each nostril.
WV - brasele - those Disney 'princesses' probably got fake-padded braseles.

Shanti said...

"The Picard Maneuver" is what my circle of friends like to call that little tug Patrick Stewart always gives to his uniform top. Hee!

(Oh, and I'd totally got to MEGAWIZARDDRAGONANIMEBABECON! Hopefully my Disney princess costume would be better than that cake.)

WV: ackoodo. What happens when Michael Okuda accidentally puts the wrong display on the Enterprise bridge computer.

Anonymous said...

The Picard cake really wasn't that bad... except his nose. That was WAY too big. The Wolverine one was actually quite funny, and I'm glad the designer also has a great sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Muskogee. Heh. The derogatory song in question would be "Okie from Muskogee" (I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, a place where even squares can have a ball"). It was popular in the very early 70's, about when I started college at OU. Many of my classmates, not to mention my favorite philosophy teacher, could readily refute the opening line: "We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee."

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally. Heh heh.

Littlefoot (who really should register sometime)

Bree said...

Seriously, all cons should be called MEGADRAGONBABECON because that's what most of them are now, especially the babe part.

And Hulk #1 sure is happy. Maybe someone sprinkled some sugar in his gamma rays.

Buffy said...

The guest star from Buffy... you were referring to Hinton Battle, right? a.k.a. "The Coolest Demon Ever"?

Kati said...

Oh my, too too funny, per usual. There was already an overload delicious wreckiness to chew on and then you added the Shatner video too. It was so cringe inducing I had to stop it 3/4 of the way through. I tried to watch it all, I really, really tried, but it was just. too. painful!

So thank you @Miss Mindy 11:25am for the link to "Wolverine: The Musical". I howled with laughter. "I'm gonna slice and dice my toubles a-way-ay-ay-ayyy" FTW!

wv: hariz - Hariz gonna be shocked by Voldemort's takeover of Captain Picard's head.

kayk said...

The first Hulk looks like a green Rowlf the (Muppet)Dog.