Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Open Mouth, Insert... Shoe?

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

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Thanks to Richard, who knows better than to stick his nose in a lady's business.

Her cake business, I mean.

That is, her shoe cake business.

Um...er... Yeah.


So, how 'bout them camera angles?

Update: We had to host today's photo on Photobucket which means some of you can't see it. Sorry about that. We'll be back to our regular host tomorrow. -john
DarkPrincess said...

I seriously thought that was a vajazzled vagina. "Thanks" for the clarification.

Angie said...

That's disturbing.

Stoich91 said...

*vomits*

I mean...uh...OH BOY! YUM YUM! This TOTALLY WHETS MY APPETITE...TIME FOR CAKE!

Nah.

*goes back to vomiting* :D

No Cake Fo' You said...

Yeah, way to easy... just going to keep my "lips" closed... *snickering*

Trevor said...

Is that really a professional cake? Hmmm.....

Anonymous said...

That's a lot of piercings!

Jessie said...

It looks like a deflated twinkie

Rosie said...

I thought what DarkPrincess thought. LOL

NiteNurse said...

WV: clinic TOO PERFECT!!
Six weeks after giving birth your llady business on that cake should be examined at your clinic.

BB, MIami said...

Dear god, what is that thing?

SuBee said...

I thought it was a Barbie Flying Saucer,
but like "vajazzled vagina" better.
In fact, I'm going to try to work the phrase "vajazzled vagina" into a conversation today. Wish me luck.

Nicole said...

Wow, that's vajazzling!

Anonymous said...

get your minds out of the gutter! :D i thought it was a horribly bedazzled ballet slipper! swear ta gawd!

Little Luxuries said...

I thought it was a blood cell infected by some weird virus.

kittymidori said...

i didn't realize that "Tajazzle" added a cake as part of their ad campaign!

"Bling Your Fling" was bad enough, but now we're supposed to eat it, too?!?

Casey said...

I thought it was an attempt to be Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...with a vajayjay...

Christa said...

What's worse is it looks like all the "21"s are written in... um... red... well... runny... er... nevermind.

Andrea K. said...

Wow. I mean... Just... Wow.

Note to self: Be sure to check cakes from ALL angles before delivering.

Geez.

bigbadteddy said...

This made me think of dinner for shmucks when he was talking about not being able to find his wife's clitoris. XD

"FOUND IT!"

Loo-E Loo-I said...

wv: dindsia: I dindsia shoe, I saw something else!

Camera angle...riiiiiiiggggghhhhht. Like that would help.

Reminds me of the "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode where Marie takes up art/sculpture. Without realizing it, she creates a huge statue that looks like..well...this "shoe". :-D

Anonymous said...

what, no one sees a girly kayak with blingy bubbles?

Anonymous said...

vajazzled vagina and Barbie flying saucer--LOL

and thanks for introducing us to Tajazzle. life just isn't complete without body bling, apparently.

Nosnin said...

Cake Wrecks I love you.

magnificentminimalist said...

This cake needs stirrups. To put the shoes in.

jillb-ilslp said...

Anonymous 9:39 am -
Perfect! You made me laugh.

JRose said...

That shoe needs to see a doctor!

coffee-bean89 said...

I know shoes are supposed to me a woman's best friend but.,. wow xD

Jen said...

I saw a tongue with a lot of piercings first...then I realized that tongues don't have indents like that. D:

Fluffy Cow said...

Hi five for DarkPrincess.

Jacobi said...

Rex Ryan would LOVE this cake!!

Anonymous said...

At least the shoe is a nice, healthy-looking color?

mladybright said...

Hmmm.

NOT gonna say it.

~~Di

wv - thfiryst -- seriously, I doubt I'm thfiryst to think of it.

ana lisette said...

I was so confused about this at first. You said mouth so I thought, is that a tongue? Like..a pierced tongue? Which is weird enough as it is. And then there was talk of shoes...and other things...

I'm just weirded out. It makes you wonder what these people were thinking when they made the cake (oh duh...they weren't.)

@_@

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to say that my mind was firmly in the gutter on that cake.

rileyo said...

A shoe, you say? I thought it was part of the Body Piercing Spock costume.

Melissa said...

Someone needs to keep the bedazzler away from their whoo-ha!

The Beaudoins said...

lol@ DarkPrincess! It's the twinkleherp.

Cheryl @ a pretty cool life. said...

Oh dear Lord...

JennWasham said...

That's unfortunate...and hilarious!

Heaven said...

O...k. That's just wrong. lol

Portland seo said...

That's really discussing little bit confused from it but it's really aewsome.

KatiMomKat said...

Ouch! Those piercings look like they would hurt. Jen, as always, your commentary takes the cake.

WV: quablype
Quablype! That's one disturbing cake!

Anonymous said...

I really hope that this was for the "friends only" birthday party, because my first thought (okay- top three) was how disturbing it would be to share this cake with a grandparent. I'm afraid to ask about the blowing-out-the-candles photo.

WV : crento. Uhh, Lucy? We can totally c ur ento.

Elizabeth C. said...

Aww.. I can't see anything that is hosted at photobucket!!

Jillian said...

Hahaha! I totally didn't see a shoe, either.

archersangel said...

at first i thought flying saucer, then i thought it looked like.....well that.

Dawn said...

There's no angle in the world that would make this vision less horrifying...oh, not true...the underneath view might be betetr!

Tootsy said...

I'll have the broccoli today.

Catharine said...

I'll have the broccoli today.

BADKarma! said...

That many piercings would smart a bit, I should think... O_o

KritterBugg said...

Oh gosh... Seriously? If I were the cake maker, I would have asked for a second opinion on the looks of that thing!

DK @ http://sweetsbyd.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

I was thinking the same thing what DarkPrincess had said!

Kami said...

Wow. I need to wash my eyes out now. You guys never cease to amaze me and make me laugh! Where do you get your wit from?! I need me some of that!

Ellen said...

Lovely ballet slipper. :)

There's a joke about the movie Black Swan here, somewhere, but I can't come up with it.

Jeffrey said...

It's a sparkly canoe. The sparkly stuff attracts fish. You don't even need a rod and reel and hooks and stuff... just sweep up the fishies with a net. It's a very humane way to fish.

Look, I'm trying. At least give me that.

jebus llama said...

DarkPrincess...bravo! I am also deep in the gutter! Except that im concerned..are those "12"s or "21"s? Im not even sure which would be worse!

Anonymous said...

The only "shoe" that even remotely resembles is a beat up ballet slipper-and even that's a stretch. Who did this and what were they thinking?? D:

Anonymous said...

blink blink

wha?????

HOLY CARP

-Barbara Anne

wv: nocak
Nocak should ever look like that!!

Arlene said...

No matter what angle you look at that from.. I would still run away laughing hysterically. Sorry but if that is what a "shoe" looks like I will walk barefoot from now on. Evil wreckerators sneaking body parts on cakes again.

Anneke (Mudhooks) said...

Old enough to get genital piercings?

HAha! The code for posting my comment was "calit"...

Ellen said...

Anonymous at 10:42 PM said:

>>The only "shoe" that even remotely resembles is a beat up ballet slipper-and even that's a stretch.<<


Ow.

Don't say stretch.


wv - boons.

Set-ups like that are boons to cheesy jokers like me.

Mary said...

Ever hear the phrase "Glitter is the herpes of crafting supplies"?

wiesoauchimmer said...

wanna eat that cake out?

...

outSIDE i mean, on the porch, really! i swear!

Dez said...

I'm having flashbacks of giving birth...and expecting to see a little head pop out of that "shoe."

Pauline said...

I thought it was Van Gogh's ear if he'd been to a piercing salon.

Allison said...

Oh God.

Oddly enough, I just read advice yesterday saying not to bedazzle that area. Not that I was looking for advice on that, but apparently someone was.

I guess that advice doesn't apply if 'that area' is made of cake.

Ruthie said...

*agog*

Anonymous said...

I asked a coworker, she said Mexican hat...

yiota

Anonymous said...

It's va-jazzled!

Anonymous said...

There were 69 comments when I read this post. *snicker*

Anonymous said...

... (Wheels in mind turning and smoking)... Mermermer... What the heck is it!? And why is it covered in gray pearl thingies? Sigh. No more sprinkles after 8pm for me.
-B

Anonymous said...

Someone said it looked like a canoe. Well, not sure about that, but I can definately see the man in the boat.
***hahahahaha***

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

--Bhakti

Amanda said...

Jacobi, I know you won't see this, but I laughed SO hard at your comment!

ali said...

i thought it was a tongue at first...with at lot of piercings. 0.0 no way i would guess that was a shoe.

w/o the pink thing it would have been a cute cake.