Now, I'd like to say that at least they spelled "capitalize" right, buuuut...
The following is a dramatization. The Wreck, however, is very real.
Jenny C.: "Hi, I'd like a cake with 'Happy Birthday' on it."
Bakery: "Sure! Anything else?"
Jenny C: [shaking head] "Just 'Happy Birthday'."
Bakery: "Okey dokey!"
Two friends nicknamed Frizz and Kermit ask a baker to hold a blank cake for them while they finish their shopping. The baker agrees, and sticks a hold tag on the box.
What happened next? Only the Wrecker knows.
And finally, Anda ordered a couple of cakes for a birthday party. To keep it simple, she asked for the same inscription on both. Which is exactly what she got.
And the kicker?
The store refused to fix them.
Because - waaaait for it - that's what she asked for.
All together now: *sigh*