...'cuz I think these Wreckerators are getting the munchies.
And it's really not pretty.
"Dude. You know what would be AWESOME right now? Fruity Pebbles."
Sure, that makes sense. Really. And go ahead and just put it out there on the shelf with all the other cakes, like it's not weird. Go on. Thaaat's it. Perfect."Naw, man, what we NEED are tacos."
How nice of them to write, "It's A TACO."I guess there wasn't room for "It's A TACO, IDIOT."
"Ooooh, or PIZZA! Man, I am seriously jonesing for some pizza right now."
My friends, there is officially a first time for everything. Including albino pizza.Oh, and "Albino Pizza" is the cool band name of the day. Tell your friends.
"Dude. Dude. Dude. LISTEN.
"We have GOT to get some fries."
"Aw, YES! From Mickey D's!"
"No way, man, I don't like the way their burgers look at me. So not cool."
(Admit it: a drug-induced hallucination would explain a lot here.)"K, dude, forget the fries. We need something, like, totally bad for us. Something...AMAZING. Something like...onion ringos.
"Yeah, totally. What are onion ringos?"
"DUUUUDE. C'mon. Onion ringos? Like, with the beer batter and ketchup?
"OOOH. Right. Onion ringos. Yeah. Totally."
Totally.Hey Sarah, Michelle & Eli, Candy W., Crystal P., Allison P., Barbara, & Jason C., you know Prop 19 in California? The one that sought to legalize marijuana? Well, it didn't pass. And I know of at least one place that's pretty bummed:
[snicker]
Giveaway update: Congrats to our book/calendar winners MK, Togetherforgood, Sgalloway, & the Wendy who wrote, "Brown chicken, brown cow!" Plus our Facebook winners Bronwyn Harris and Maria Huitron. Please e-mail us your mailing addresses, guys.
And for the rest of you: leave a comment on this post for a chance to win your choice of an autographed copy of Cake Wrecks or the new Cake Wrecks wall calendar. Then watch our Facebook page for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs! Winners will be announced in tomorrow's post.
[snicker]-----------------------------------
Giveaway update: Congrats to our book/calendar winners MK, Togetherforgood, Sgalloway, & the Wendy who wrote, "Brown chicken, brown cow!" Plus our Facebook winners Bronwyn Harris and Maria Huitron. Please e-mail us your mailing addresses, guys.
And for the rest of you: leave a comment on this post for a chance to win your choice of an autographed copy of Cake Wrecks or the new Cake Wrecks wall calendar. Then watch our Facebook page for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs! Winners will be announced in tomorrow's post.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 544 Newer› Newest»seriously...are those REAL mcdonald's fries on the cake. ewwww.
The fruity pebbles thing is just,disturbing somehow.
Yay! More giveaways! :)
Duuuuuuuude....taaaaaacos are SO CRUNCHY!
-Tracibub
chicken fried steak cake would probably look as gross as chicken fried steak tastes.
(say that 10 times fast...)
-PublicTransistor-
Wouldn't it be great though if all cereal was served in a bowl made of cake with frosting as milk? ... just sayin'. Great way to start off your day on a sugar high! :D
p.s. Hope you had an awesome birthday yesterday John! Did you perhaps make a stop at the T-Bell? Cuz nothin' says I had a rockin' birthday like a late night circle through the drive thru for some gut-rot!
The fries on the McDoalds cake look disturbingly real
The first indication of being a wreckerator is when you have to write what the cake is either on or next to the cake... Shouldn't this be a glaring indication that this is not the correct profession?! However, it does provide continued entertainment for the rest of the population! :)
I have to say that your posts always make my day!
Now, I love onion ring(o)s as much as the next person, but those just look SOGGY.
Ewwwww.
I laughed when I saw the "angry hamburger" cake. I think it's cute, but yes, it could really mess with someone's mind.
As for the taco cake, I'd be reaching for the hot sauce if someone gave that to me; it looks a bit too real.
wv: solds I can't believe the bakeries solds all these cakes.
PEEPS poo is not french fries!!
--allison in houston
These bring a whole new meaning to the term "junk food." Maybe the wreckerators are trying to help encourage children (and adults!) to eat their veggies?
-Danielle H.
Albino Pizza lol!
I'd love a copy of the Cake Wrecks book, I've been meaning to check it out!!
I think the cereal bowl cake is pretty clever, actually. I don't know what occasion it would be appropriate for though. Have a happy breakfast? Maybe it's for a pregnant woman who no longer gets morning sickness, and they make a cake to celebrate it.
about the 'It's a taco' cake: Google 'Bette Midler taco joke'...
The fruity pebbles cake made me laugh...it's hard to tell, but the cake is bowl shaped. Still...cereal bowl cake? lol!
Onion Ringos just look like trouble brewing...intestinal trouble.
Taco Bell and Prop 19...like two peas in a pod or two puffs and a pass...whatever. duuuude, taco caaaaake...
In related cool band name news...I once saw a band called "Angry Salad" play at my school. They even handed out bumper stickers with their logo--2 hands holding a salad bowl; the hands of course, were giving you the finger! Beat THAT Albino Pizza!!!
I have a request - would you be able to post the general geographical information for the cake wrecks you post? Honestly, where do these things come from? I imagine somewhere in the range of Nebraska to Arkansas? I just have never witnessed these things in the wild...
You know, just when I'm feeling down because of things at work and the weather, I come here and you always make me smile/laugh/snort. I was smiling for all the "cakes" but then actually snorted when I saw the Taco Bell sign.
Tina
Wow. Fruity Pebbles DO sound good.
Crunchy, fruity, sugary Fruity Pebbles lovingly patted into a sweet, fluffy cloud of buttercream??? I think I'm in love!! I wouldn't even make it to the checkout line before I had to bust into that one! Good thing they included the spoon!
i despise the use of "LOL"...it's like saying, "we're serious but we're going to say 'LOL' so we don't get in trouble for being serious!"
but i still like taco bell, especially late at night when you need a snack :)
"Brown chicken, brown cow" was judged the sexiest comment? Jenn, you must be into some very kinky stuff.
While I wouldn't eat a single one of those cakes, I am now totally craving Taco Bell...
WV - carypers : Jeepers carypers, man, that hamburger is totally freaking me out.
Dear Jen, who art in Florida (I think) hallowed be thy blog.
Your cake be made, your order be done, without a misspelling.
Give us this day our dose of sprinkles, and forgive us our Epcots, as we forgive those who make CCCs (patooie!).
For thine is the bakery, and the website, and the book of awesome.
Amen!
The Taco Bell sign is classic!
Dude....pass me a taco....or a copy of cakewrecks :)
Dynelle-MN
That burger looking right at me that freaks me out
So when are they going to start making "normal" food look like cake? Maybe I could actually get my three year old to eat something then.
I'm sorry Taco Cake, but you're not fooling me with your misdirection. You are definitely a Chalupa Cake. Come on now, admit you were trying to avoid copyright infringement.
And I have to admit I'm a bit charmed by the cereal cake, but would prefer it to be less garish, and to contain Cookie Crisp, instead. On second thought, screw the cake; I just want a box of Cookie Crisp now.
Not very hungry after looking at cakes trying to be fast food.
I like pickles.
Double comment, but just thought of this. The Taco Bell sign should have said, "Proposition 19 supports us" (Get it? If it passed, all the pot heads would be supporting Taco Bell....)
John,
Someone sent me this on Facebook yesterday for my birthday.
I'd thought you'd appreciate it, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiICITvwaow
Albino Pizza is not p.c. I prefer to call them Pigment-Challenged Pizzas.
Those are some incredible unappetizing cakes! Do not want!
I knew I loved Taco Bell for a reason. lol
Duuude...uh...yeah..I like tacos. Tacos are cool....like..like..uh...duuude tacos!!
Hmmm...yummy! I know I've always wanted to try a cereal cake!
Are "onion ringos" like "funyons"?
Carly
mmmmm..... cake and cereal, new breakfast ideas for the kids. check
-pam g.
I love that Taco Bell sign, so funny. And so true. Who thought putting what appears to be potato sticks all over the cake that said MC Donalds was a good idea..... And who thought a cake that says MC Donalds is a good idea in the first place????
You know, I just don't get it. I dress up broccoli with cheese so my kids will eat it. I dress up fish with batter and bake it so my kids will eat it. WHY do we need to dress up CAKE?!! Who would look at cake and go, "You know, I might be tempted to eat that creamy, sweet, bite of heaven IF it looked a little more like a poo-burger"?!?
Andrea
Hey Taco Bell! Inappropriate use of LOL is inappropriate.
headdesk
I am totally repulsed by the fruity pebbles cake. And totally weirded out by the onion rings cake.
I love the mad-looking hamburger!
You've managed to gross me out big time, LOL!
I think it's time for lunch.
I want to win!
....and I really want some Taco Bell now, too.
It's a TACO! ROFLMAO!!! I would LOVE a wall calendar!!
I support "Preposition 19" which would be the word Besides. I am going to use it several times today. Besides, what else do I have to do today :)
Omg! This is an unfortunate side effect of "Ace of Cakes" cake boss and all the cake shows.
I bet a wreckerator was watching the show and said "I can do that no prob- hack hack. Pass"
Cake isn't the perfect food already or anything, we must made it look like other foods. /facepalm
Gotta love cereal on cakes, I think that makes this cake a breakfast cake, which means that like Halloween candy, you can eat it for breakfast.
(I have the Halloween candy thing on good authority from my 8 and 10 year-olds.)
lylard - I am not fat my body just believed the ly-lard told it.
What's even more interesting than the fruity pebbles is the color of the bottom of the cake. How did they get it to match the green in the fruity pebbles?
Fruity pebbles + cake = huh? I love Epbot and John must be THE BEST husband of all time. You two are so super together. I go to Epbot everyday and from there you have hooked me onto a few other blog sites, crafty sites, etc. Cakewrecks is also a daily hit. Love, love wrecks. I used to decorate Baskin Robbins cakes and spreading ice cream then decorating is not easy. I miss it. Love to all wreckers.
Pick me please. I would love to win!
Some of those cakes should go up in smoke!
Love the pics but the sarcasm is why I come here every day!
-Angela
I'm just a junk food junkie.....
I may never eat onion ringos again
Ooh, pick me! Pick me!
-- Gretchen
I am having visions of the Cranky Muppet Burger appearing on Sesame Street singing a song about the dangers of eating greasy fried food, and then handing Oscar and Cookie Monster a head of lettuce to snack on. And the head has eyes...of course.
A Cake Wrecks calendar would look REALLY nice on my office wall :-)
Ohhhh a new calendar too? Count me in.
-Brandi W.-
Ahhhh, if they had just put the Ringos inside the Burger Cake we could have had a "Wasted" Bacon Cheeseburger from Carl's Jr.
Oooohhh! The wall calendar. Me wanty!!!!!
I never wake up early enough to leave a comment. Everyone knows the winning comments come earliest. :(
Totally had a burger cake for one of my birthdays. It was almost entirely fondant and completey inedible. But it sure looked pretty. Sesame seeds and everything.
Onion Ringos.....wow!
Yep. California. My home state. Where we once nicknamed our governor "Governor Moonbeam," then proceeded to RE-ELECT him again 25 years later. While simultaneously voting down the legalization of marijuana. My state makes no sense. I should get a book or calendar as a consolation prize. :p
Cake wrecks has been my link to sanity.
Okay let me explain. I am a teacher and I have 18 four and five year olds in my class. So, needless to say my grip on reality is a bit weak.
Cake Wrecks gives me and my co-workers that little mental boost we need to make it through the day. You know, without actually choking one of the little monsters, I mean angels! Don't get me wrong, I love my job and my kids, but if it weren't for you guys I don't know what I would do!!
So yeah I would love to have a book or calendar! But if not, I will still enjoy your blog everyday!!!
~Laura R.~
My 6 yr old would love the fruity pebble cake:)
Gotta love food replicas of other food.
That's the creepiest hamburger cake I've ever seen. Wait! That's the first hamburger cake I've ever seen. Dear God, I hope it's the last!
So sorry about Taco Bell losing out on the extra profits. Maybe next time! lol
These are scary!
Oh wow, so Prop 19 didn't pass, huh. Bummer, man....
Pick me! I've been an avid reader since the month after this blog first started!!
Haha! Who thought it was appetizing to put a hamburger and fries on a cake anyway?
Never seen radioactive fries before, but now I have..
The Taco Bell sign totally makes me giggle. The rest of your post does the same, of course, but with the additional factor of the head shake and the whaaaa?
Really???? I just have to ask, what were they thinging????
To be honest, this feels more LSD than MJ. Except for the Taco Bell.
That taco cake looks like a XXL Chalupa from - wait for it - Taco Bell, of course! And I absolutely love Taco Bell's sign - too, too funny.
Keep up the good work, Jen and John, and please pick me! I am so lusting after a CakeWrecks calendar.
WV - quappina - it looks like a banana quappina burger and fries cake.
I don't know... Fruity Pebbles as sprinkles... that's pretty genius.
And no, I'm NOT high.
Oh, m! Pick me! :) I love cakewrecks! :)
Cake shouldn't make you hungry for junk food, but it has today.
Hope I win!
All I can do is read this post and listen to Sad Keanu do Happy Ted in my head.
LOL too funny!!! now why do I suddenly have the munchies???
Laura :)
Fruity Pebbles are the best sprinkles ever.
Wow, what's really sad is that someone probably walked up to the shelf, said "OMG It's a cake that looks like a bowl of cereal, I MUST take that home to my offspring!"
And what's up with the yellow frosting fries? I mean, they seriously cut out "cake" buns, threw some frosting in there to simulate meat and condiments and then blobbed yellow frosting in the base to simulate fries. Someone had too much time on their hands to come up with THAT one!
Heidi...I'm sad about Halloween being over, too. But, Christmas approacheth, and think of all the great new content we'll have now!
Wow, your humour is ALWAYS hilarious! Thank you for making every day a little brighter.
I love the Taco Bell sign. So true!
Jenny Weeks
How exciting, one of my pictures made it!
For what it's worth, my niece and nephew greatly enjoyed eating the hamburgers and poo fries!
Cakes that look like other foods are bad enough...but did they really have to add that face to the cheeseburger? Really? 'Cause that's just creepy!
I would so eat those fruity pebbles.
Hahaha! I LOVE the Taco Bell pic! Hilarious!
I don't know what day it is and could really use a calendar! Love the blog. :)
I love you guys most, without being creepy or stalkerish and therefore should WIN! just sayin'.
Ah, Taco Bell. I think they kept me alive in college. Not well. But alive.
Also, if you send me a calendar and/or a book, I will be your best friend. Especially if it's autographed.
What about a coco puffs cake, I hear he is cuckoo
Now if I was wanting a cake that was a food munchie product I would choose a box a chocolates-yum! Those poo fries were gross, actually most of the cakes today were gross-which is good, right?
Are those actual fries on the McDonald's cake? I don't know if that would be disgusting or delicious!
I'd love to win a signed copy of the book! Fingers crossed!
I just love your humor and today's post made me LOL at work and my customers wonder. Yeah, I had to tell them about cakewrecks and the weed jokes. Love it!
Heh. Heh. This is....funny. Or something. I forget. I'm hungry. What was I looking at?
Book, please. Please?
Well, maybe it's an organic pizza... they put some crazy things on those things... :)
The taco cake wouldn't be so bad, if only they hadn't felt the need to explain that it was, in fact, a taco.
Also, a wall calendar would be perfect for my cubicle at work *resisting urge to waggle eyebrows*
Aww...poor taco bell. I guess they were hoping that they could join those bakers in hallucinating, only legally, now. :D
Okay okay, I get it! I can't have cake because it has dairy in it! Do they have to create other foods with cake that I also cannot ingest? Really, wreckerators? Really?
I crave pizza. I do.
Duuuuude..... totally..... hhahaha! i wants stufffffff :D (satanic laughter haha)
I think that hamburger may haunt me in my dreams!
I hope I win!
Keri T
Well, here is attempt number two at winning something wonderful from CW! I love you guys!
How terrifying. Drugs are the only explanation!
The Taco bells sign was hilarious!
I'd love a copy of the book :)
Poor Taco Bell, not gonna get that steady rush of late night business thanks to everyone in the state having the munchies.
I admit, my favorite part was the Taco Bell sign -LOL- But I am craving some onion ringos now...
I think I may have nightmares filled with angry hamburgers...I knew I should have become vegan...
I wonder what Cake Wrecks in England would be like?....
Come on fellow Brits, bring forth the wreckage!
The question I have…did they really put onion rings on a CAKE? I have to hand it to whoever made them, if not, but still…it's definitely a 'what were they thinking' moment!
A bowl of cereal cake? What's the point? Such talent. At least throw Fiber One on it and make it healthy.
My co-worker and I loved the Taco Bell sign. You guys always keep me laughing.
"a comment"
Seriously, where is the Pizza Rolls cake?
These cakes are like. Whoa.
Duuuuuude.... wait, what were we talking about?
Mmm..Fruity Pebbles Cake... *laughs* Actually, that sounds like Do Not Pass Go, Do Collect Diabetes to me.
I may have nightmares about that hamburger. "It's looking at me, Ray." The Taco Bell sign is hilarious, tho!
My younger daughter USE to be a Wally-world cake decorator. Although she was good, she hated to see what was made after she quit. Love your site, and have introduced it to a LOT of my friends.
carrotcake55@sbcglobal.net
The cognitive dissonance that the "baked" brain would experience: You know, thinking that you're getting a bite of taco, onion ringos, cheeseburger, etc...and then getting cake? That would, you know, be like a totally, like, unreal, like, feeling? You know?
Oooohh! OOOhhh! [squirms in seat and raises hand enthusiastically] Pick me!! I want to be able to giggle at the Cake Wrecks book while sitting on my couch eating the amazing evil-eyebrowed hamburger cake that I now plan on buying.
Puff puff, give...puff puff give..
xo, Katydid
Oh, my. Oh, dear. The cakes are so ... hilariously wrong. But, ... but!, the commentary takes me to the 'bust-a-gut' level.
Thanks for another laugh, guys.
Prop 19: Weed have to think about that one awhile longer.
I kept thinking of Fillmore from Cars.
"I'm not the only one seeing this, right?"
(Yay for freebies!)
-R.U.
Seriously! What's up w/the fruity pebbles?! Reminds me of my Aunt, who said, "what? I don't put sugar on Captain Crunch....."
The Taco looks more like a chalupa! LOL!
I love onion rings, I eat onion rings. Those things are NOT onion rings.
Whoaaaaaa Dudeeeeeee! I want to totally thank you for keeping me on my diet. These "cakes" lost their righteousness long ago.
Dudes Forever!
We need a Prop 42, you know: To make it officially and legally correct that the answer to everything is 42.
With the alternate answer being ice cream.
I think I lost my munchies! (ick)
DUDE! Now I totally want tacos...
~Jude
Is it bad that I would still try the Fruity Pebbles cake? :) Happy belated birthday to John!
Mmm I do enjoy the Fruity Pebbles!
Hungry now... Lunchtime perhaps... Talking like Yoda I am!!
If those are real fries on that second McDonald's cake, I think it might just be the worst wreck I have ever seen. Imagining eating fries mixed with cake makes me gag more than anything else I have ever seen on Cake Wrecks, including those old dust-covered cakes!
If I dont win this time, I am not going to read this blog anymore.
Just kidding... how would I get through work without my lunch time cake break?
It's a COMMENT
Dude, now I have the munchies.
Where did I put those Fruity Pebbles?
Does the funny stuff ever end?
Hahaha love this... I'm with the previous commenter who read this post with Jay and Silent Bob in mind. Brilliant.
On another note, the pairing of cake and onion rings in my mind is probably the only thing that has ever seriously threatened my unconditional and perpetual love of cake. The leftover mud cake in the fridge is safe for another.... oh, six hours or so.
wv: tator. How about a tator tot cake?
Why would you put Fruity Pebbles on a cake?? An "Onion Ringos"? I think I've lost my appetite!
Mmm, tacos. ;)
- Ashley
DUUUUDDDEEE you got any CAKE??
Ya'll are hilarious! :)
so do you think the brownies will help us to understand the wrecks better??? they should be warned that its expensive to slowly rot your insides to look like some of these cakes.
I bet fruity pebbles would takes great on a cake... might even be great in a cake... mmm.
Thanks for all the laughs!
I bet fruity pebbles would taste great in a cake... and at least they look edible.
I could go for some fruity pebbles right about now.
Nova
That onion rings "cake" is just disgusting looking! Here's hoping for free stuff.
Comment comment comment! I'm leaving a little comment :)
Also, I now want to go onto Rock Band and change my band name from "The Fluffy Kitties" to "Albino Pizza and the Tacos". Congratulations :)
These cakes make me fear fast food. Or rather, fear for the people who are making these cakes because they OBVIOUSLY haven't seen much fast food... *shakes head*
Correct use of fruit pebbles on a cake, as colorful "corals".
Is is a little weird that they had to write "pizza party" for the pizza cake. for one, that's not much cake for a party...for another if you went to a pizza party wouldn't you know it??? is it really imperative that they write it on the cake? really???
Perhaps we should be glad they didn't try to torch the top of the pizza?
There's a bakery near my house that makes fruity pebble rice krispy treats. Those are delicious. Pebbles on a cake...notsomuch. Awesome.
fruity pebbles...hmmmm. veddy veddy interesting.
Okay I kind of like the taco cake! It would at least be a fun prank to play on someone if it were more realistic!
And I totally want that book!!
They were going so well with the bugers(sort of) and then they half a#@ed the fries! Or it looks like they were trying to make a frosting wreck-plica of those kids weaved potholders from the 80's(anyone else remember those?) but pooped out in the middle nof it.
Great post.
--Liz Dumler
Clearly they were referring to Donald, the Master of Ceremonies in the MC Donalds cake. :)
ROFL at the Taco Bell sign!!!!
Holler!
Just wanted to let you know that you are my daily comic relief!
Dude, where's our cake?
JEALOUS OF THE TACO CAKE!!
And the trophy goes to.....the hot dog.
Oh, wait, there was no hot dog. That was my son's halloween costume.
I think I want some McD's for lunch!
"Duuude, it's like...totally a taco..."
Well....thank gawd they clarified that..
Wow that angry-eye burger is freaking me out! Hope you had a great birthday.
Now I am off to tell others about albino pizzas.
Oops, I was a little slow on the uptake on the last post... Trying to win on this one.
Love that Taco Bell support. HA!
Ok, those cake pics were funny, but I think the funniest pic was the Taco Bell sign. Hee, hee, the marijuana prop failed here in Arizona too.
I actually kind of enjoy the fruity pebbles cake! Though a different cereal might be preferable...coco puffs, maybe?
I really should be writing my English paper now but this is so much better!
Must. Have. Book. Or. Calendar.
Or I might just create a wreck, and then where would we be??
After reading this, I want taco bell, but the closest one is almost 40 miles away.
I think I deserve to win something since I have to drive that far to satisfy the craving todays post inspired! I'm heading there right after work!!!
Dawnetta
PS ~ Just to let you know that you all helped save my sanity when I was in the hospital and recovering from surgery for the past two weeks.... I finally got caught up on all the posts from 2009! The only problem was that laughing hurt!!!
Thanks!
Wouldn't the cereal get soggy from the frosting?....or worse yet, the colors from the cereal would bleed into the frosting-ick!
HA! That taco bell sign is freaking awesome!
I probably won't win, but i wanted to post a comment anyway, since i really love your blog. It's almost always the first place i go when i get to use the computer. That burger with fri-.....er.....EYES really creeps me out. I mean, TALK about FREAKY FOOD!
I would be cowering under my bed if that was my cake......
Man! Now I have the munchies! I guess I'll have to get some onion ringos on the way to work. Ooh, and some fruity pebbles. And... some fries! But not a taco... that would be overkill.
Are those REAL fries on that one? Ewww.
"Your repeated violation of the [Tastefully decorated cake] Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand."
Can never think of Taco Bell without thinking Demolition Man
So hand over the taco cake (and three sea shells)
Kaisee...
I have a feeling that hamburger cake is going to visit me in my dreams (nightmares?)
The Pizza is what looks like a barbecue chicken pizza.
E.G:
http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/img_0725.jpg
Also @ Heidi... I am utterly disturbed if that's what it is.. Making a taco ref to your CHILD? Who does that!? Ugh! No seriously.. Isn't that a euphemism used by creepy perverts and really horny college guys?
Really, really bad taste.
WV:
Snugglyd..
These Wreckerators are snugglyding the merchandise!
the fruity pebbles confuse me. I mean, who eats fruity pebbles out of half a watermelon!!!!
I kind of love the it's a TACO cake though. cause its a taco!! how awesome is that?!?!
also, I wonder what taco bell's reasoning behind that sign is.. maybe thats their secret ingredient. And they want their tacos to be legal incase the FDA comes to check up on them... :P
Dang it Cali! I thought that finally the world would be educated about pot use so that the Blaire Warner's of the world wouldn't mistake a bong for a jellybean container.
Fruity Pebbles, or Pooty Frebbles?
**that made no sense**
***but that is okay***
Thanks for explaining the fries in that picture because I really thought it was a face gone wrong...
Love to get anything cake wrecky too!
Albino pizza? Really, you've never heard of white pizza? It's my absolute fave!
Truthfully, the onion rings one is freaking me out. Like, really freaking me out.
Hahahahahahahaha!! That angry burger was absolutely hilarious! And Taco Bell? LOL ;D
I love your blog and so does my wee sister! She's nearly 3 years old and uses sign language a lot of the time to communicate (it makes it easier to understand her when she's still learning to say a word. We taught it to her when she was a baby). Whenever she sees me on my computer she signs 'cake', indicating that she wants to see your blog! She always wants to see more and so do I - it's brilliant! Pick me, please! **CAAAAAAKE** XD
Lucy ;)
Makes me hungry, gotta go find me the right kind of taco bell to eat at!
Now I'm hungry for an albino taco pizza...............and fries. Thanks!
The yellow turd french fries freaked me out.
I think the hamburger cake is angry because he knows no one will buy him for $18.99.
"I would like to buy a damburgen!"
Love to have a book to make me salivate for sweets during the long cold winter.
I love how one of the burgers on the icing-on-cardboard-fries cake has no bottom bun. Because that much frosting should be eaten with minimal amounts of cake.
Taco Bell LOL FTW.
I love free stuff!