Ah, Austin. That sweet, funky town in the middle of a state that
yearns for my death. I can actually
feel its beady little state eyes glaring at me from here, waiting for me to fly over its borders so it can shoot down my plane with its state death ray. Or maybe make my spleen burst. Or - OR - maybe I'll just choke on a Texas peanut. But, I digress.
So, apparently, there's this "cake show" in Austin where bakers make cakes and show them. Which is why it's called a "cake show." And apparently, many of these cakes are freaking awesome. Let's take a look, shall we?
No, seriously.
Wow.(You may have noticed by this point that I'm not all that "good" with "words" but I
am "trying.")
Hey, look!
By Carley KingYellow is my favorite color!
Ya know, what's most impressive to me is that these bakers actually left the relative safety of their own homes and, as far as I know,
Texas did not kill a single one of them. Frankly, I'm amazed.
By Chris Suson WinglerGreen is my favorite color!
Sidenote: Can anyone confirm that there were, in fact, Official Texas State zombies roaming the streets outside the show? Just curious.
Ooooh...
By Top That! Cake DesignsI'm pretty sure those are daisies.
This next cake was part of the official Texas theme of the show:
By Ashlee TrotterWhich was death.
Wait. I'm being told that it actually
wasn't death.
(Are you sure? It was in Texas, right?
Huh.)Ok, apparently the theme was "Superheros."
Like this one:
By Kimberly ChapmanGreat. Now I have the theme from "Batman" stuck in my head.
(I'm also not so good with "Superheros.")
He looks like he's ready to kill me. Clearly, he is from Texas.
Speaking of blue, I've heard that smallpox is especially bad in Texas this time of year.
Look! Birds!
By Laura FinlaySo young. So angry.
Darn that rap music. The helmet is to prevent Texas bird flu.
And finally, the most awesome cake I've seen in quite some time:
Those elephants look so life-like! Like they're about to trample me.
Clearly, they come from dysfunctional families.
Or they're from Texas.
A special thanks to our Texas liaison, Kimberly Chapman. And hey, maybe next year Jen and I will be able to attend the show! (They rent out the Popemobile, right?)
Have a Sweet to nominate? Then send it to Sunday Sweets [at] Cake Wrecks [dot] com.
Several of the above photographs courtesy of Lynn Moore of Flip Images.
Quick update: Thanks for the great comments today guys. For the record, Jen and I both agree that Texans are some of the kindest, most awesome people we have met. However, I've been to Alamo, Houston, Amarillo, Dallas and Austin and been sick, injured or hospitalized every time. But maybe it's just me... -j