Ready?
Here it comes...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the baby shower, they went and added...
The DREADED MANICURED ALIEN HAND OF DOOM!!![drawn-out scream]
Ok, what's worse: the bone-white skin pallor, popped-out belly button that looks like the tied-off end of a balloon, or the fact that Thing-ette there seems to be sucking the life-force out of Octo-Mom Wraith-style?
Now, I have pudgy little Hobbit hands, so my basis of reference is off: tell me, is that hand as disproportionally gargantuan as I think it is?
Kevin V., you musht be toight like a toyger*. Schmoke and a pancake?
*Ok, so the pop-culture references got a little out of hand** in this post. Sorry.
**Get it? Out of hand? Booyah!
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 248 of 248 Newer› Newest»FINALLY! A "Stargate: Atlantis" reference! I KNEW there was a reason this was my favorite blog!
Cakes should not have nipples. Or fingernails.
And that's all I have to say about that.
why must they put nipples on these cakes???? seriously, do we need to be that detailed??? it just keeps getting creepier.
I live in Holland and they don't talk like that!
Wraith! hahaha So glad that I know someone else who watches SGA! But that is one pastey belly
That is really, really ugly.
Given how prominent the nipples are on this cake, someone had to decide how best of construct edible cake nipples and include them in the design.
Hideous on every level. If that was the cake at my baby shower, I would run screaming back home...gotta wonder what the Mom-to-be's family and friends are all about ??? This has got to be in the top ten of Cake Wrecks.
Ok, I'm 6' tall, and pregnant... One, my belly button does NOT look like that, thank God! Two, what the heck, no freakin' head?!?!?! Three that thing has got a HUGE mit! She'd put Troy Aikman to shame! WOW!
Why is it sitting on the french flag?
that is a very cool cake. Fred Smilek is the acting president of the Society to Save Endangered Species. It was founded two years ago by Fred Smilek along with his two best friends Charles and Jonathan. http://www.fredjsmilek.com
You could not PAY me to eat any of this cake!
You made an SGA reference.
I think I love you.
I asm just wondering exactly HOW cold it was in the room when they took the belly cast to make this mold from... i mean seriously... she could cut glass!!
ew ew ew
I hate to be vulgar, but that "popped out belly button" totally looks like an up-opened condom with fondant over it! :X and the nails! Omgosh! Who's going to eat that one??
That hand looks like a facehugger from the movie Alien.
It reminds me of that creeeeeepy hand from Coraline, the book, not the movie. You know, the severed one that had a life of its own?
Um. Someone had a fair point... whose job was it to actually MAKE those cake breasts? I mean really?
It's got to be a Dutch cake, I know the flag on the nails looks more French, but the plate the belly-cake is on is clearly the Dutch flag.
Bespidat- Oops, I forgot the carrot baby, Bespidat at the end here.
The erect nipples are a lovely touch.
lol what is this?? Fred Smilek is the acting president of the Society to Save Endangered Species. It was founded two years ago by Fred Smilek along with his two best friends Charles and Jonathan. http://www.fredjsmilek.com
Am I the only person who thinks those are French flags rather than Dutch?
This is a creepy, creepy cake.
I always loved CakeWrecks, and THEN you go and throw in a Stargate reference!
*squeeee*
Just when i thought this place couldn't get any more full of win...
I don't think anyone's mentioned yet that pregnant women are generally cautioned against getting manicures during pregnancy.
This cake is so disturbing.
When most of a country's population is whacked out on weed, what do you expect lol?!
honestly, that hand looks to be about the same size as mine..but i do have pretty long skinny fingers so shrug. *embarrassed for hand size* and i am 1/4 dutch. however, though i am quite pale, i'm not THAT white. and i've never had nails that long and those colors, so i think i'm safe. though it tempts me to, when i'm pregnant someday, take a photo modeled after this cake.. >:]
Is it just me or does the belly button look a condom?
wait.....the shirt of the wierd pregnant thing looks as though it has been put over the cake so hey must of made breasts out of cake and then covered it in the icing.
-Owen
"Were the nipples necessary?"...nipples are always necessary--and appreciated :-)
Until I read all the comments about the nipples I thought those were her knees.
Edward is lurking in the corner waiting to save Bella's life by ripping the baby from her womb-cake....
why is it so white???
Uhm...all of you are missing the nipples. Do we really need those to be all poking up on the CAKE!?
This is hilarious. Thanks for making my day.
I'm sorry, nails and boobs are the least of my concerns...it's the cutting into the belly that gets hinky. Yuck.
L.L.
I like the fact the there is a mysterious finger trying to scratch her (ahem) boobage.
Hahahahaha - Debbie Brown would be REALLY proud of that cake!
Not so sure that the hand is out of proportion...you know what they say about more than a handfull being too much...
Not only os this hand terrifying to most people but if that is what the mummy's hand looks like in real life that baby will stay in there forever.
The nipples are really something.
I have threatened my friends with death if this cake turns up at my baby shower.
Rebekah
Miss L.
What I wanna know is, where do ya make that first cut? And what do you get when you do it? Eeeeeeooooowwww!
ON top of being disproportionally huge, the creepy hand is also backwards.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
stripper for sure. Look at the totally non-subtle nipples too. HA.
You. crack. me. up. I saw "Wraith-style" and spit water all over my monitor. Definitely one of those B-movies that 'sucks you in'. The cake has the skin-coloring of Rughead, for sure.
Sonja
This is so disturbing, but I can't stop looking!!
lol Check the nails on this cake! Why?! xx
As an OB nurse, I can't tell you how disturbing this is! Do I see areolae and nipples there, or is that just the lactation consultant in me? No one should handle a newborn with nails like that! But they do give a certain patriotic flair. Is that the flag of France under the cake? Because that could explain a lot.
aaah!.that is one creeepyy cake. imagine someone unveiling that to the mum-to-be
'congrats!'
mtb:'aw thanks'
so, er heres your cake:)'
*unveils it*
mtb:'.......'
'cake foetus or massive hand? '.
mtb: o.O
-imogen x