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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Atlantis, We Have a Problem

When celebrating ten years with the space program, remember:

One wrecker's space shuttle is another's castle.

With a giant dong on it.



Thanks to Rochelle W. for reminding us that women in space have come a long way.
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33 comments:

  1. TrevorJuly 21, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    Cake Wrecks has made me realize just how phallic the space shuttle really is. I never thought about it until Women in Space.

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  2. Danger BoyJuly 21, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Well, that's the most interesting castle-dong-shuttle I've ever seen. I can honestly say that.

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  3. Haiku JoyJuly 21, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Unicorn romance:
    New crest for NASA doubles
    as office thank-you.

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  4. Haiku JoyJuly 21, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    What says "great job" more
    than horny beasts, rock-hard fort?
    Blue-on-white action.


    wv: otlim

    I otlim be going now.

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  5. Fluffy CowJuly 21, 2011 at 9:48 AM

    It's diseased. And so much fail...

    I really wish I knew what the wreckerator thought when they stepped back and looked at this one.

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  6. SharynJuly 21, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    If I were Rochelle, I wouldn't go near that thing until it had a shower and a 10-day course of antibiotics.

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  7. AnnaJuly 21, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    Is anyone else having flash-backs to Disney's "The Little Mermaid" VHS cover?

    (yes, i did just date myself :P )

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  8. flying gargoyleJuly 21, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    Now THAT'S a rocket! Zing!

    (Is that '70s-era funked-out porn guitar I hear in the distance? Wakka-wow, Wakka-wow-wow...)

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  9. Recipes In ReviewJuly 21, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    The bakers of today really need to take their minds out of the gutter. Every other cake resembles poop or unmentionable body parts.

    Jackie

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  10. zoomomJuly 21, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    When I saw this cake the song "Rocketman" started playing in my head. (Yes, my brain runs a constant soundtrack.) Then I noticed the add to the left of the wreck was for an upcoming Elton John concert. Weird coincidence. (Yes, I said "upcoming". Get your mind out of the gutter!)

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  11. melJuly 21, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    Hmmm..astro...NOT! Though this may explain the inspiration for Jerry Lee Lewis's hit "Great Balls of Fire."


    wv-panjufa: A small uninhabited island off the coast of East Africa.

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  12. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Note to castle thingy:
    The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
    In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.

    For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
    mocking

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  13. elissaJuly 21, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    Castles are pretty phallic, too. All those, erm, spires.

    I could make a comment here about that being why girls love them, but that would be kind of ... eeeewwwwwww.

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  14. AlizaJuly 21, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    One has to wonder what kind of job that baker thinks Rochelle is doing, that she gets not one but THREE giant phallic symbols on her cake! And a well... splattered?!... full set of equipment on top. Unless... someone is very happy to see her each morning. o.O

    But at least today's cake wasn't flesh-coloured, unlike the last women-in-space one. (Oh, I had forgotten that gem)

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  15. KellyJuly 21, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    I have to agree with Fluffy Cow... really, what did they think???

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  16. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    All the wonderful discoveries, and that is how they remember it-sad :(

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  17. bassgirlJuly 21, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    The black fuzzy (furry?) stuff adds a nice accent to the work.

    At least the chocolate chip cookie looks yummy....

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  18. BADKarma!July 21, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    The image on that cookie "cake" looks like the setting for the inevitable "Harry Potter" porno spoof... O_o

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  19. MelJuly 21, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Wow, I just happened to be wearing my NASA t-shirt today, perfect for the giant dong rocket you're featuring. NASA = Not Another Sexual Astronaut (?)

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  20. Lulubelle BJuly 21, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight...

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  21. JayJuly 21, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Rochelle - On your achievement, a Dong Mahal.

    (OMG, I just realized it says Great Job. :x)

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  22. CorreenJuly 21, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    Is it just me but the brown blob on the left of the dong/rocket looks like a mini godzilla?

    wv: preogi

    That's the prefect preogi cake.

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  23. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    Oh, so many possibilities, humor synapses in overload -- ... countdown ... 10 years of??? ... "we have liftoff" ... "KY, or, Frosting? mmmm" ... "to the MOON, sweetheart" ...
    Rev W
    w.v.comon: speling errirs ar comon on cake wrekcs

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  24. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    You should do an encore posting of the shuttle cake celebrating the women of NASA

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  25. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    hmmm...brings an entirely new definition to the word 'shuttlecock'

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  26. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    I can just imagine the look on the recipient's face... LOL

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  27. Stephanie HJuly 21, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    I love the witty, sly, verbal puns refering to penii on Cakewrecks; but sometimes, I really like it when you just call 'em like you see 'em, too. Thanks for the chortle--I nearly spit my ice cappaccino all over my keyboard!

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  28. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    I'll admit it, my comment today has absolutely nothing to do with the creepy cake today. It is a protest. I will admit it, I am a fan of Wilton on Facebook. Sadly their featured cake/technique today was a baby butt covered with a blanket. They said that it is a trend among baby shower cakes. This "trend" MUST be stopped!!!

    Thank you.

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  29. MimiJuly 21, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    Lol....they just showed the shuttle landing again, "the Space Program - stimulating the imagination of a nation like no other." There you go.

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  30. Theresa MooneyJuly 21, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    at first i was like, why is there a wang on a castle and then i looked at the title and thought, ooohhhhh, space shuttle program.......

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  31. AnonymousJuly 21, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    @Sharyn- woooooo hooooooooo!!!

    -Barbara Anne

    wv: (I swear, I couldn't make this up) penogilg
    yeah.

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  32. David PlassJuly 21, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    I love it. Simple, short, and HILARIOUS.

    (captcha: cundsms... oh dear...)

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  33. ArleneJuly 22, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    Lmao that just made me want to scream out loud with laughter but alas it would scare my hubby who is playing Halo: Reach at the moment lol. Oh man I didn't realize how phallic that shuttle looks..scary.

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