It's Friday, Friday, Friday!!!
Are we we we so excited?
YES.
Because it's not just ANY Friday...
[dum dum DUMMM]
YES.
Because it's not just ANY Friday...
[dum dum DUMMM]
...it's Friday the 13th, lollipops.Er...I mean, suckers. Yeah.
So beware...
AAIIIEEEEE!!!...because today, your baked goods just might try to KILL YOU:
More than usual, I mean."I don't remember any legs, but it definitely had arms, because it reached out for me!"
"And then...then it started free-handing flowers with the star tip!!"
AAAAIIIEEEE!!!Thanks to Joy F., Diess, Ashley W., Rebecca R., & Kimberly C., who think this calls for another visit to...[dum dum DUMMM] Hell's Bakery:
"Enjoy!"
Oh, and remember: tomorrow is Saturday.
And Sunday comes afterward.
Oh, and remember: tomorrow is Saturday.
And Sunday comes afterward.
I was getting anxious when I didn't have a Cakewrecks post by 10am (and thus a morning procrastination vehicle). Now I see why it was delayed--the SUSPENSE! I may have nightmares from Hell's Bakery!
ReplyDeleteVery good!!! Scary, spooky, and, as always...funny!!!
ReplyDeleteI see no other comments yet today, so I'm assuming you know there's a problem with the site? I hope I'm not repeating what 1,639 people have already said!!!! But no other comments are showing, so...
There's something wrong with the site. Thursday's post has disappeared completely, and Friday's has only just appeared, 5 hours late!! Ah...Friday the 13th,
be prepared for anything. AAIIEEEE!!!
wv:baing...I'm really just baing helpful
ah, I love that you worked in clips from Elvira and Labyrinth! Definitely enjoying these videos :)
ReplyDeleteAre you, Alice, menstruating right now?
ReplyDeleteDon't ya just love any chance to use Ghostbuster's quotes?!
By the way that 2nd cake kinda looks like it needed a tampon... just sayin'.
That video was awesome!!! Totally worth the wait for todays blog post!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for re-posting the "Hell's Bakery" trailer... I needed the laugh. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG i am honestly CRYING from laughing at the video!
ReplyDeleteYou're back!!! Yipee!!! But...does this mean you lost your post from yesterday?! I hope not, that would just really suck. Not like that's breaking news to you, but yeah....just wanted to say I am hoping for the best for ya!
ReplyDeleteHell's Bakery. That's in Hell's Kitchen, right?
ReplyDeleteNumber One, I love your videos. Even covered in blood, they are beautiful, no matter what you say.
Happy Friday the 13th.
WV = talli. If you're keeping a talli, I caught the Ghostbuster's reference.
Friday the 13th hits Cake Wrecks. I'm glad you're finally back! But who ate yesterday's post?
ReplyDeletewv: vilyro - a villian in the Bakery From Hell that it's hard to take seriously. "Oh vilyro, I'm over heeeeere."
Hahaha...palm tree hands of terror!
ReplyDeleteIs it spooky that i just watched "Hell's Bakery" last night?
Thanks again for the laughs, Jen, Jon and team.
What happened to May 12th?
ReplyDeleteCan't sleep, the clowns will get me. Can't sleep ...
ReplyDeleteWhew. For a moment there, I thought you had dropped off. (Bad, Freddy. Back into the oven you go.)
It's my belief that stag in the ocean of flames is where the possessed mounted head in Evil Dead came from.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm imagining a trailer for a horror movie about evil pastry.
ReplyDelete"This time, the baked goods...
*random half-second extreme closeup of someone screaming*
...are BAKED EVILS."
What happened to thursday?
ReplyDelete@ Sharyn said...
Hell's Bakery. That's in Hell's Kitchen, right?
I think it's next door.
So when is Hell's Bakery going to be made into a full-length feature film? Because I will definitely be first in line for tickets. Also, I woke up with that song in my head this morning. I would like to thank Rebecca for her "original," "tuneful," and "informative" song. Who knew the days of the weekend could be so hard to remember?
ReplyDeletewv-deverous: I sincerely hope that we destroy all bakery sweets before they deverous.
That cake full of blood is wicked! lol, though maybe something a bit deeper then just a square cake base =p
ReplyDeleteHey everybody, Blogger had a meltdown - or several mini meltdowns - over the last 24 hours, so many blogs are missing posts, comments, etc. Blog owners couldn't even log into their accounts to post something explaining what was happening, so...yeah. They slowly seem to be coming back up.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that was too funny. I love that video. Niiiiiice putting in the parts from Labyrinth.
ReplyDeleteI almost didn't want to get out of bed this morning because of the day. Can you imagine if this was your birthday? And these were one of your cakes? I would change my birthday!
ReplyDeleteAva
LOL too funny! Love the Labyrinth clips!!!
ReplyDeleteWHEW, glad you're back.
ReplyDeleteNow I can go make dinner.
In my high heals.
And panties.
Was anyone else reminded of Snufalufugus after seeing that first cake? Happy Friday the 13th!!! (0:
ReplyDeleteYay, another hilarious Cake Wrecks video! Great voice-overs =). Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteIt is such a good day to bring that song up! Your a genius!
ReplyDeleteLove the cover art on the cake decorating book! Of all the things I've see here, a cake carving itself has got to be the creepiest. I want it!
ReplyDeleteI would love to see the inside, but I'm sure there's copyright issues with posting those picks.
WV: qikerto
In cake decorating, it's qikerto just slap something on there than to learn the proper technique.
I. This one really gave me paws.
ReplyDeleteII. "Hmm... I've been waiting for twenty minutes and no one has come to the counter. Oh well, I'm sure they're just on break or something. My, what a strange cake."
III. Buy a cake, save a buck.
IV. I don't know which is creepier, the image or the concept of frosted caramel fudge. "It's just not sweet enough yet! I must keep trying! Moohahahahaha!"
Ya think Hell's Bakery is scary now? Just wait 'til they fire up the deep fryer. Heh. Heh heh.
By the way, something was wrong with the site yesterday. Just thought you should know.
wv: repties. "Get the 'l' out of those reptiles, man -- they look hungry!"
those arms!!
ReplyDeleteThank Gods tomorrow's Saturday.
ReplyDeleteSeeing the new trailer reminded me to go look at the old one, last night. Little did I know I was giving myself a preview of today!
ReplyDeleteThe self-decorating cake on the book cover is the stuff of nightmares.
And that's one bloody fine cake in the second slot.
Hey, Donna, what would iMom say about the temporarily disappearing post (and still-missing comments)?
"If you want nice things, you have to take care of them," perhaps?
:-)
wv-impay
I've ordered my book, now I'm impay-tient for October to come!
About cake #2, another Dexter cake? :)
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that could've made that Bakery from Hell even better would have been if you could've had Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake footage included. Otherwise, that was PRICELESS, priceless, I say!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove all the Rebecca Black references! Ha ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know, is why is Satan's Bambi crouched amongst a cluster of naughty tentacles?
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, maybe I don't... O_o
For my next birthday, I want a cake with a creepy deer staring at me from a forest of octopus tentacles.
ReplyDeleteThat first cake made me laugh so hard I scared the cat. I would be nothing but ashamed if I worked in the bakery that produced that....THING....
ReplyDelete@Bryna said, "The only thing that could've made that Bakery from Hell even better would have been if you could've had Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake footage included."
ReplyDeleteBut that would be redundant. Besides, it wouldn't be fair to include the Kwanzaa cake and ignore all the other nightmares.
If Barbara Anne slams the Bunker door and there's no EPCOT underway, will anyone hear it?
And as we all know, Thursday is Little Friday.
ReplyDeleteMy grandmother was born in 1913, and today is her 98th birthday. I turned 13 on a Friday the 13th, so the two of us scoff at the superstition. Scoff, I say!!! ...but really quietly, just in case the day finds out and gets us. ;-)
ReplyDeleteGreat, now I have that song stuck in my head. I need to go watch the Steven Colbert/Jimmy Fallon version, or Conan O'Brien's parody "Thursday" to banish the memory of the original.
Have you been listening to that horrid, I mean "wonderful" (bunnies that make things not true!) Rebecca Black song?
ReplyDeleteThe horror the absolute horror... D:
ReplyDeleteI for one had a crappy Friday the 13th...and these cake wrecks reflect the whole spirit of it. Still, I'll take one of these cakewrecks as a consolation, no questions asked and comments deferred.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, Jen, I just got that song out of my head!!
ReplyDeleteI am still coming to terms with that blood splotched birthday cake lol. Who, other than a serial killer, would want that for their cake?? And cannot stop watching Hell's Bakery. I won't be shocked if someday there really is a film made..
ReplyDeleteStands and applauds! Bravo, #1, bravo!!
ReplyDeleteUnderwater Zombie Ballerinas- I would soooo see that!!
@Steve the Pocket you rock!
@Craig :P
WWIS=what would iMom say
-Barbara Anne
Darn! The other day I saw a white cake with red gel stripes that looked like it had been slashed by Freddy Kreuger. I totally should have sent it in!
ReplyDeleteWendig
ReplyDeleteI'm getting to the point wher i enjoy the vids as much as the cakes..be afraid...be very afraid...
Today is Saturday, now.
ReplyDeleteGood to see Blogger's back up and running!
ReplyDeleteSo THAT's what Deer Hunter is about. Huh. I didn't know it was a horror movie. Or that the deer was the hunter.
WV: Conizati. Don't cross the Conizati family; their deer will have you sleeping with the fishes.
I had to go to the emergency room on Friday the 13th. Yeah im on crutches
ReplyDeleteso excited that a picture i took -the bloody cake- made it on. and did anyone notice that the cake pic said happy birthdayux
ReplyDeleteWe so excited! We so excited!
ReplyDeleteGives a whole new meaning to the term "box cake," huh? I'm gobsmacked.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, love it!
ReplyDeleteButterflies... FROM HELL!