tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post7714676848189457333..comments2024-03-29T01:35:45.842-04:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: European!Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger127125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-22798011853458907672011-07-21T17:29:34.969-04:002011-07-21T17:29:34.969-04:00Autocash blinks twelve
while autocookie works.
In ...Autocash blinks twelve<br />while autocookie works.<br />In space, use pencil.Haiku Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17322600597020585833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-13529796171593718002011-06-15T12:53:21.628-04:002011-06-15T12:53:21.628-04:00European, he's a poopin', and I'm a la...European, he's a poopin', and I'm a laughin'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-18991425567110862692011-02-02T21:19:51.894-05:002011-02-02T21:19:51.894-05:00"People who don't get sarcasm are really ..."People who don't get sarcasm are really smart."<br />-bumper sticker<br /><br />Imma go out on a limb here and say... I think she probably knows where the comma belongs. yep, branch didn't break. <br /><br />;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20126870814028078472010-12-13T11:42:26.341-05:002010-12-13T11:42:26.341-05:00How a little grammar can go a long way to confusin...How a little grammar can go a long way to confusing the world - loving it but why not just use a blackboard, why a cake...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.matboard.org" rel="nofollow"> Mat Board </a>Mat Boardhttp://www.matboard.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48422206432082403132010-12-12T15:00:15.432-05:002010-12-12T15:00:15.432-05:00Looks very delicious, already salivating flow. Thi...Looks very delicious, already salivating flow. This masterpiece of culinary art.best ed solutionhttp://www.bestedsolution.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-52614321939588003592010-12-11T15:24:57.756-05:002010-12-11T15:24:57.756-05:00Here you can find such culinary masterpieces, I...Here you can find such culinary masterpieces, I'm just amazed.acheter levitrahttp://www.acheter-levitra.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-60154789050037257662010-12-11T15:23:27.249-05:002010-12-11T15:23:27.249-05:00At first glance, not much, but I think very good.At first glance, not much, but I think very good.acheter kamagrahttp://www.acheter-kamagra.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-31608064728695579842010-03-12T00:02:10.094-05:002010-03-12T00:02:10.094-05:00It's like "a word journey," and in e...It's like "a word journey," and in engrish too...VeggieThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06390027231146082845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-81576708595497444992010-03-11T17:36:08.012-05:002010-03-11T17:36:08.012-05:00Dear everyone who has pointed out that the wrecker...Dear everyone who has pointed out that the wreckerator forgot a comma: DUH. And our lovely cakewrecks editor KNOWS that. She's funny, see? Not stupid. Geepers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-70093693438646268972010-03-11T13:00:23.030-05:002010-03-11T13:00:23.030-05:00I think the cookie is missing a WORD. It should sa...I think the cookie is missing a WORD. It should say, "Cash Machine behind you HAS often broken toilets downstairs." Must be like a slot machine. Maybe it delivers your ten pounds in coins? You never know how much money will fall out and through the floor. I want to play! Hit the jackpot, then buy lots of cookies!DaughterJudyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04206820030219421006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-84813735622900971162010-03-11T00:20:25.064-05:002010-03-11T00:20:25.064-05:00I think it says "Cash machine behind you ofte...I think it says "Cash machine behind you often broken; toilets downstairs."myusikahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13191672633465904356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40252215869026088722010-02-19T13:31:23.213-05:002010-02-19T13:31:23.213-05:00Maybe it's a referebce to the night-time-musin...Maybe it's a referebce to the night-time-musings of the Sleep Talking Man!-M-https://www.blogger.com/profile/04801916691793653967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-13232847878309436472010-02-16T22:00:10.672-05:002010-02-16T22:00:10.672-05:00actually my thought was that the ATM was often bro...actually my thought was that the ATM was often broken. just a thought though.<br />~HannahAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-8040840264056531852010-02-15T19:30:42.378-05:002010-02-15T19:30:42.378-05:00Personally, I think this one would be the "Ba...Personally, I think this one would be the "Bakery FAQs" combined with POed Decorator syndrome. <br /><br />My first job was in a craft store that was moving (hence, it being my first job. Requirements for employment were: Breathe+Pulse) We had three signs. One on the windows leading up to the door. One on the door. One in the middle of the through-way the customers had to walk to get to the craft stuff. We used everything we possibly could to make these signs eye-catching. Blue paper, neon orange letters. I think one person put glitter on the sign. All three were waist high. Written upon these signs were the fact that we were moving, when we were moving, where we were moving to and a general idea of how to get there.<br /><br />Customers would walk past the first sign, open the door (thus passing the second sign) stop RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE THIRD SIGN and stare at all the empty shelves, and say "What's going on?"<br /><br />I said "We're moving."<br /><br />"What? When?" <br /><br />I read this off the sign behind the customer.<br /><br />"Where are you going to?"<br /><br />I read this off the sign. For good measure I read the general directions because I don't want to answer that question again, either.<br /><br />"You know, you guys should really have a sign up." The customer says.<br /><br />I point at the sign. Customer gets that perplexed look on their face and goes off in search of faux flowers without saying another word to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-89900724556274900592010-02-12T23:54:23.826-05:002010-02-12T23:54:23.826-05:00I wonder if that actually stops people making comm...I wonder if that actually stops people making comments about the ATM or asking where the toilets are. I doubt it.Naynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-66884321211107337662010-02-11T12:04:39.314-05:002010-02-11T12:04:39.314-05:00Sounds kinda creepy, almost. Reminds me of the Doc...<i>Sounds kinda creepy, almost. Reminds me of the Doctor Who episode "Blink".</i><br /><br />I didn't see that before you mentioned it, but now I'm creeped out too. <br /><br />"The cash machine is always behind you when you look over your shoulder, but when you look away, it runs off trying to steal the TARDIS. No matter how fast you turn around, it'll always be faster than you getting back..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-58655368237699372572010-02-11T00:19:03.120-05:002010-02-11T00:19:03.120-05:00I love how the first several comments are "co...I love how the first several comments are "correcting" your interpretation. I can't believe people read this blog who can't identify a joke when it's sitting right in front of them. :)brandynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-72560091850378465862010-02-09T21:48:44.294-05:002010-02-09T21:48:44.294-05:00The decorating is a Mondegreen... often misheard l...The decorating is a Mondegreen... often misheard lyrics to a song... I remember reading this in a book of them... just can't remember for the life of me what song it's supposed to be...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-60126885030678599472010-02-09T21:14:01.261-05:002010-02-09T21:14:01.261-05:00What's broken, the cash machine or the toilets...What's broken, the cash machine or the toilets?Sexy Sadienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1958373639690158892010-02-09T19:58:47.109-05:002010-02-09T19:58:47.109-05:00I love the Bazinga at the end!! :) Love Sheldon!!...I love the Bazinga at the end!! :) Love Sheldon!!!tangentsntidbitshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01329732354069297467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16422816599017293972010-02-09T13:47:07.685-05:002010-02-09T13:47:07.685-05:00Am I the only one picturing this scenario?
Bakery...Am I the only one picturing this scenario?<br /><br />Bakery employee: We can write anything you want on the cookie.<br />Customer: ANYthing?<br />Employee:Sylphhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15537129248860302445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-31073359565021173802010-02-09T11:19:33.617-05:002010-02-09T11:19:33.617-05:00@razzle: well, obviously I hadn't met you yet....@razzle: well, obviously I hadn't met you yet. :) Great Haiku, by the way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-55879041439898684282010-02-09T11:13:14.406-05:002010-02-09T11:13:14.406-05:00I thought maybe it went like this:
New cookie dec...I thought maybe it went like this:<br /><br />New cookie decorator (NCD) is coming in for his first day, but the manager has to leave the stand before NCD arrives. Manager writes a note for NCD with useful information (location and working status of ATM, location of toilets, gee, what else could a new employee need to know?). Only paper to be found is the order sheets, so manager writes on one of those.<br /><br />NCD arrives, sees a new order sheet and fills the "order" hoping to make a good first impression. ("People want the craziest things on their giant cookies these days," thinks NCD.)<br /><br />Later they all have a good laugh and store the cookie in the display case for posterity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28608010739703741952010-02-09T11:12:52.733-05:002010-02-09T11:12:52.733-05:00Love this british cw. My guess is this was a preem...Love this british cw. My guess is this was a preemptive display--the bakery got these two questions ad infinitum. <br /><br />There's a philly cheese steak shop in chicago with the following sign posted prominently:<br /><br />"No - you can't have change for the meters. <br />No - we don't have public bathrooms.<br />No - we don't know what time it is.<br />No - we don't know when the next bus is.<br />No - you can't wait in here for the bus." <br /><br />etc. <br />So my guess is the bakery employees were pestered a ton. Points to them for creativity!Etiquette Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15656611315466903464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-18473809473286563002010-02-09T05:58:29.796-05:002010-02-09T05:58:29.796-05:00I'm British and I consider myself European. Be...I'm British and I consider myself European. Because of the Geography and everything. <br /><br />I was terribly disappointed to realise you couldn't read this as a haiku. So much so that I am going to get a haiku cookie as soon as possible. <br />To wit:<br /><br /><i>Sugar overlord,<br />offering chips of wisdom, <br />and diabetes</i>RhiannonHowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10403827000478176491noreply@blogger.com