tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post6809229789388580644..comments2024-03-26T21:07:19.468-04:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Parent Appreciation DayJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger150125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-15751961037349995032010-11-14T10:43:57.754-05:002010-11-14T10:43:57.754-05:00A period cake? Really? O_o
The first onset of wha...A period cake? Really? O_o<br /><br />The first onset of what is to be monthly episodes of pain for the next few decades isn't something you really celebrate... especially with cake. >_><br /><br />Having said that, I still laughed (and cringed) my guts out! XDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-82036163094727046502010-11-12T23:03:08.921-05:002010-11-12T23:03:08.921-05:00And to think I only got diamond earrings for my fi...And to think I only got diamond earrings for my first period! Damn I'm unloved.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44918309038556116832010-11-12T01:23:52.236-05:002010-11-12T01:23:52.236-05:00Wow. I love cheesecake, but some things should not...<i>Wow. I love cheesecake, but some things should not be celebrated so ... vividly.</i><br /><br />Could be worse. Could have been a jelly donut.3ringquercushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637817525846622194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-41158916539853337582010-11-11T23:56:38.157-05:002010-11-11T23:56:38.157-05:00I can only visit cake wrecks once per week because...I can only visit cake wrecks once per week because howling in hysterical laughter for hours tends to make people think I'm crazy.<br /><br />What in bloody hell were these people thinking??!! Happy Menarche? I can't even laugh. It comes out as some sort of piteous moan that slightly resembles a chuckle and then the sad moan again.<br /><br />My eyes need more eye bleach please.<br /><br />Had my mother shown up with a cake like this I would have immediately petitioned for emancipation with pictures of the cake for evidence.ThatDeborahGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02235918238595525061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28768562264226298642010-11-11T12:05:03.575-05:002010-11-11T12:05:03.575-05:00Oh my god, My cousin told me that whenever any of ...Oh my god, My cousin told me that whenever any of the girls in her mother's side of the family got their first period, they got huge parties. The whole extended family would be invited for a barbecue. I told her I would be completely mortified. <br /><br />VW - MENDISH - what is done when a wrecked cake gets somewhat fixed. Well, it isn't mended... its mendished.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25090414473614669842010-11-11T07:21:40.309-05:002010-11-11T07:21:40.309-05:00Oh man that cherry cheese cake reminds me of "...Oh man that cherry cheese cake reminds me of "Ginger Snaps". There is this awesome scene where her mom finds out Ginger has had her first period and gives her something akin to the monstrosity seen here.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZgFcGtTWckAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-67753495849080283262010-11-11T00:25:54.711-05:002010-11-11T00:25:54.711-05:00wow, I had to look up menarche, and boy i am glad ...wow, I had to look up menarche, and boy i am glad I didn't have that party! I was MORTIFIED that I had to tell my mom I even started, if she would have thrown me a party, i would have run away from home.annacakesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-54732598780976127992010-11-10T20:03:27.849-05:002010-11-10T20:03:27.849-05:00Trevor said...
I'm thinking a guy needs to hav...Trevor said...<br />I'm thinking a guy needs to have his first, um, err, I can't find a good way to say this... explosion cake. Yeah, that's it. Or eruption?<br /><br />Trevor, according to Wikipedia the first ejaculatory experience of boys is termed semenarche.SandyGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07126251132201466270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-21405618825099601852010-11-10T19:37:41.671-05:002010-11-10T19:37:41.671-05:00This is a cake site not some Political Debate. To...This is a cake site not some Political Debate. To the people going on and on about over-population and teen aged brides, give it a rest! These cakes are clearly not made in *those* countries! They are just some over enthusiastic parent's attempt at acknowledging that their daughters are GROWING UP! I do not see, "Now give me grandchildren!" Any where on any of them! Lighten up.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13549737410093099980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-71904468945292829342010-11-10T15:29:41.542-05:002010-11-10T15:29:41.542-05:00omg i wasn't celebrating my 1st period. Guess...omg i wasn't celebrating my 1st period. Guess there is a cake for everything.<br /><br />wv: ultarica-a really rich personalinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40653809679944322192010-11-10T13:44:06.220-05:002010-11-10T13:44:06.220-05:00I just barely came across this site and it is hila...I just barely came across this site and it is hilarious! Thanks so much for sharing.Cupcake Linershttp://www.cupcakelinerswrappers.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28631714811949480192010-11-10T13:25:52.593-05:002010-11-10T13:25:52.593-05:00When I had my first period at age 12, my mom calle...When I had my first period at age 12, my mom called my dad, a child psychologist, at work to tell him about it. That was awful. But then my youngest sister wanted to celebrate it with cake since she liked to celebrate everything with cake (she still does). My mom baked it and let her, at age 5, assist with decorating. It was all white with a giant red blob of a period in the middle of it. Very tasteful.<br /><br />I now have 2 sons and seeing how they should also have a first to be celebrated, I did read that some people do celebrate their son's first successful masturbation. I had a blast going out to coffee with my friends and wondering out loud how this would go. The family goes out to dinner and we tell the server the reason for our celebration? Have a cake made- and how would that be decorated? Endless possibilities!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05177778003876065430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16505706455543745922010-11-10T11:30:48.802-05:002010-11-10T11:30:48.802-05:00This may be my favorite cake wrecks post ever. Th...This may be my favorite cake wrecks post ever. The cakes and the comments have been so, so entertaining. Thank you Sarah for the Gloria Steinem link; I had never read that before and loved it. (And what an interesting website!!)<br /><br />Charles Ellis - No; what's sad is that so few others knew. <br /><br />Brooke - "period on steroids" Love it! Finally I have a name for what I go through very month, especially the first few days! <br /><br />Love this blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1881137134767147782010-11-10T10:07:50.650-05:002010-11-10T10:07:50.650-05:00And now for the REALLY "ick"factor: I wo...And now for the REALLY "ick"factor: I wonder if the first period cakes were red velvet? (ba-dum bum!) I'm demanding a change cake when I have mine!!!! I'll be making it myself and cutting it with a chain saw.TravelGoddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07128711970872917570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12388369188483695302010-11-10T10:04:57.935-05:002010-11-10T10:04:57.935-05:00Not that anyone will see this in the sea of commen...Not that anyone will see this in the sea of comments but my mom baked a red velvet cake when I had my first period, cut it in the shape of a maxi pad and put strawberries on top. I think it was my most embarrassing moment of my life, and I'm 33 now.<br /><br />I was 16 and almost 17 when she found out, so she probably did it out of relief.<br /><br />IT WAS HORRIBLE! NEVER EVER DO THIS TO YOUR CHILDREN!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-37887850201015043022010-11-10T08:50:31.425-05:002010-11-10T08:50:31.425-05:00Some of those defending these cakes are killing me...Some of those defending these cakes are killing me...I get that a girl's first period is a milestone and not something to be ashamed of. Still, I don't want to eat a cake celebrating any bodily function. Just not something I want to be thinking about while I eat. My son skipped around yelling "I have penis hair" one day. Yea, him! Didn't go get a (icing) hair-covered cake to celebrate his entry to puberty. Just sayin'.<br /><br />Got a great laugh from the suggestion of spontaneous erection eclairs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40816835837971627482010-11-10T04:17:12.332-05:002010-11-10T04:17:12.332-05:00Haha my mother is JUST the type to buy a happy fir...Haha my mother is JUST the type to buy a happy first period cake. More as a joke than anything else. I'm pretty sure she did try and throw me a party but luckily she thought better of writing it out all obvious-like on a cake.Magarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16801879129433390459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-78307966557781140992010-11-10T03:23:49.409-05:002010-11-10T03:23:49.409-05:00Okaaaay . . . if this is what the girls get when t...Okaaaay . . . if this is what the girls get when they go into puberty, what do the boys . . . um, never mind. <br /><br />On the other hand, if those cakes are chocolate, then yes, totally appropriate! The inscription should say, "Happy menstruation, sweetheart! Here's some chocolate. Trust me, you're going to need it!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75662561165166300172010-11-10T03:13:32.037-05:002010-11-10T03:13:32.037-05:00I've been thinking about the first cake period...I've been thinking about the first cake periodically all day and what keeps hitting me is that some moms would look at that cake and only see it as a wreck because 'period' is spelled wrong.MissNaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-57285030891720804512010-11-10T02:32:08.897-05:002010-11-10T02:32:08.897-05:00I'd just like to thank my parents for never do...I'd just like to thank my parents for never doing anything like these cakes. Thanks a lot. :-DAlicehttp://www.farmacialanucia.esnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-35008383792829859312010-11-10T02:21:30.137-05:002010-11-10T02:21:30.137-05:00Menarche cake? With some flower "pads" o...Menarche cake? With some flower "pads" on the side. That's a celebration cake!Marhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02383358287221540554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25580364470811334532010-11-10T01:59:39.630-05:002010-11-10T01:59:39.630-05:00All together now... EWWWWWWW!All together now... EWWWWWWW!Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08489990781093468891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-30036503502019031922010-11-10T00:26:14.462-05:002010-11-10T00:26:14.462-05:00Oh no not the drippy cherry cheesecake! They just ...Oh no not the drippy cherry cheesecake! They just had to embarrass that poor girl lol. I would take the cake and run away and eat it in my period misery. Not nice parents not nice at all.Arlenenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-57972074341467086262010-11-10T00:18:36.493-05:002010-11-10T00:18:36.493-05:00Oh Lord...
Words fail to express my utter horror ...Oh Lord...<br /><br />Words fail to express my utter horror and disbelief that a parent would subject their own flesh and blood to such humiliation. I would NEVER live it down if my parents ever did THAT.<br /><br />I have NO PROBLEM with them having a cake to 'commemorate the occasion', but really...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75785949483661084902010-11-09T23:28:04.317-05:002010-11-09T23:28:04.317-05:00I never saw the filmstrips in school as I was out ...I never saw the filmstrips in school as I was out sick both years. my mother and I had a "talk" before mine started and she explained it as a natural, biological function which, like flatulence, one doesn't discuss in public as it's "not necessary." :D I LOVE my mother!! <br /><br />BTW, in many parts of the South (SE part of the USA for those from elsewhere) even 70 years ago girls were married off after their first period. so, the "cultural" discussion is more a regional thing than international for my family. I would have been an 11 year old bride.<br /><br />-Barbara AnneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com