tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post6719415116057581143..comments2024-03-29T01:35:45.842-04:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Rein in the ClownsJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-3894815308181799112011-05-09T10:41:57.606-04:002011-05-09T10:41:57.606-04:00BWAHAHAHAHAHA!BWAHAHAHAHAHA!carlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16665818029796328366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4411368652408158182011-05-08T03:52:18.114-04:002011-05-08T03:52:18.114-04:00GREEN JIZZ !!!
I was blissfully distracted ...GREEN JIZZ !!!<br /><br />I was blissfully distracted by the clown in front doing the "cat in heat" crawl. until THAT was mentioned...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12810879065033036592011-05-08T00:45:15.145-04:002011-05-08T00:45:15.145-04:00@Spike
FOR.THE.WIN!!!
@Ellen
Talk to a child or t...@Spike<br />FOR.THE.WIN!!!<br /><br />@Ellen<br />Talk to a child or teenager- your ego will deflate rapidly. LOL<br /><br />-Barbara AnneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-51359098016077008622011-05-08T00:05:05.889-04:002011-05-08T00:05:05.889-04:00>>pikkewyntjie said...
"Can't ...>>pikkewyntjie said...<br /><br /> "Can't sleep. Clown will eat me." <br /><br />Wow. I never thought of that phrase as being dirty before. <<<br /><br />LOL - great comment!<br /><br /><br />Thanks to all who complimented the parody.<br /><br />msyendor, it sounds like you attended Andrea's seder! :-)<br /><br />FM, I intend to add Creepy Clown Song Parody Specialist to my resume. Not sure it will do me any good, though.<br /><br />Barbara Anne, you are very good for my ego. However, I do need to leave this room soon, and, if my head won't fit through the door, that could be a problem!<br /><br />Really, I am humbled by the humor (and endless knowledge of life, culture, history and geekery!)that Jen, John and #1 have. I'm not in their league.<br /><br />But I do love song parodies -- reading, hearing, singing and writing them! My brain just sort of goes there on its own sometimes.<br /><br />wv- ingstupl<br /><br />I have no joke, I just like the sound of it and wanted to share. Say it -- it's fun! Ingstupl, ingstupl, ingstupl . . .Ellennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40238169797490955472011-05-07T14:23:40.048-04:002011-05-07T14:23:40.048-04:00God....some of these clown cakes are scarier that ...God....some of these clown cakes are scarier that real life clowns. And THATS saying something.The Most Random Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00042811472562875499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83663967366595512952011-05-07T13:39:28.805-04:002011-05-07T13:39:28.805-04:00"Can't sleep. Clown will eat me."
..."Can't sleep. Clown will eat me." <br /><br />Wow. I never thought of that phrase as being dirty before. <br /><br />WV: outeezy<br />Yeah, I'd say some of those clowns had it like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16757895747509234302011-05-07T10:24:19.914-04:002011-05-07T10:24:19.914-04:00Ellen, BRAVA!!!
You have a great career ahead of ...Ellen, BRAVA!!! <br />You have a great career ahead of you as a Creepy Clown Song Parody Specialist. And this site indicates that you'll never be out of work!FMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-91064435363568701772011-05-07T06:49:41.040-04:002011-05-07T06:49:41.040-04:00Love the clowns.. hilarious!Love the clowns.. hilarious!antique engagement ringsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-31841748568144819432011-05-07T02:03:36.677-04:002011-05-07T02:03:36.677-04:00So is this what happens when Pennywise goes to the...So is this what happens when Pennywise goes to the mansion in Rocky Horror Picture show?Spikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-51558652821673023232011-05-07T01:28:23.802-04:002011-05-07T01:28:23.802-04:00I had just managed to FORGET the wizard display, t...I had just managed to FORGET the wizard display, thankyouverymuch, and you had to go and bring it up again. Now it will be haunting my thoughts once again, and I'll find myself muttering things like "Why was there SPAGHETTI in that window?!?"SaraCVThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09539011596646129896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25010769923272037392011-05-07T01:08:23.641-04:002011-05-07T01:08:23.641-04:00Oh my poor little mind..the night before my birthd...Oh my poor little mind..the night before my birthday to be so tormented by pervy, evil clowns lol. Arghhh whatever will I do..other than not go near those things with a ten thousand foot pole :D.Arlenenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-39713220374163879052011-05-06T23:33:36.798-04:002011-05-06T23:33:36.798-04:00Ellen ,the song is superb! "Why are they blue...Ellen ,the song is superb! "Why are they blue?" made me laugh out loud! <br /><br />The smiley faces "down there" were stolen from Walmart greeters.<br /><br />WV : ovencir. Don't let the ovencir your privates on the way out...or maybe that would be a good solution.Zoannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07119513647613843627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-30460914562963389822011-05-06T23:25:13.933-04:002011-05-06T23:25:13.933-04:00Is it just me, or does the clown with the candle i...Is it just me, or does the clown with the candle in his crotch look like he's smoking a cigarette?Paola Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03342742024103096339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4160911268867257062011-05-06T23:13:19.621-04:002011-05-06T23:13:19.621-04:00Thank you for that post, I needed a good laugh! :)...Thank you for that post, I needed a good laugh! :)Kristinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17743796993229087515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44724433089575571522011-05-06T21:45:52.595-04:002011-05-06T21:45:52.595-04:00Heh. This post made my day! And I have to show it ...Heh. This post made my day! And I have to show it off, so that others understand what I've known for years--CLOWNS AREN'T INNOCENT. They're evil. Also, my WV made me giggle.<br />WV: fingle. :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23936734934730281902011-05-06T20:10:57.405-04:002011-05-06T20:10:57.405-04:00J&J:
It was a most egregious error that the 1...J&J:<br /><br />It was a most egregious error that the 12 Cake Wrecks of Christmas wasn't recorded last year. However, you now have nearly a full CD's worth of songs if you add in what Ellen's been writing with your own parodies. (stern look) Do I need to be more clear? <br /><br />Personally, I'd buy several copies to share.<br /><br />Sincerely, <br />Barbara AnneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-45433269410051993152011-05-06T20:06:59.445-04:002011-05-06T20:06:59.445-04:00o.O eep!
[gotohappyplacegotohappyplacegotohappyp...o.O eep!<br /><br />[gotohappyplacegotohappyplacegotohappyplace]<br /><br /><br />passtheeyeandbrainbleachpleaseohdearlordmakeitstop<br /><br />-Barbara Anne<br /><br />wv: shiou<br />(in voice of Jed Clampett) "Shiou, thems some mighty strange thangs goings on here"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-43356271272174880362011-05-06T19:33:32.173-04:002011-05-06T19:33:32.173-04:00I was looking at this with my 3 year old on my lap...I was looking at this with my 3 year old on my lap. We got to the last one and he said "aw! Cupcakes! Smiley faces!" <br /><br />Gotta love kids.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10845792039686250395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-82825249064810959162011-05-06T19:21:24.595-04:002011-05-06T19:21:24.595-04:00Ellen's song is just BRILLANT!Ellen's song is just BRILLANT!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-52513350765437833832011-05-06T18:46:03.829-04:002011-05-06T18:46:03.829-04:002 ellen
8 sound of one hand clapping 8
'cuz ...2 ellen<br /><br />8 sound of one hand clapping 8<br /><br />'cuz the other one is typing this.msyendornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44696086641874522252011-05-06T16:46:15.967-04:002011-05-06T16:46:15.967-04:00(blinkblink)... Because I needed to find clowns cr...(blinkblink)... Because I needed to find clowns creepier than I already do? Was that the point of today's post? It worked.BADKarma!https://www.blogger.com/profile/11385826733458544383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-3395653152815193242011-05-06T16:36:26.264-04:002011-05-06T16:36:26.264-04:00You already scared me enough with the plastic clow...You already scared me enough with the plastic clown heads and now this? I don't know if I can handle any more clown posts. I'm still having nightmares!<br />AvaAuto Title Loanshttp://www.1800cartitleloan.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-66468749630523165972011-05-06T16:05:19.780-04:002011-05-06T16:05:19.780-04:00LOL at "Rein in the Clowns." Of course, ...LOL at "Rein in the Clowns." Of course, it triggered my "everything's a song cue" condition (clearing throat):<br /><br />Have you an itch?<br />Somewhere down there?<br />Why are you sprawled on the ground,<br />Gasping for air?<br />Such creepy clowns.<br /><br />Humping the cake?<br />I don’t approve!<br />I’m only grateful to know<br />That you can't move!<br />What’s with the clowns?<br />Such creepy clowns.<br /><br />Just when I'd stopped dreaming of clowns,<br />Finally knowing the nightmare had sort of died down,<br />Looking at Cake Wrecks again for the usual fun,<br />Now I just want,<br />To scream and run.<br /><br />What’s sticking out --<br />Out of the goo?<br />I thought that clowns were so childlike.<br />Why is it blue?<br />And who are these clowns?<br />Quick, censor the clowns.<br />Send them to the loo.<br /><br />Done with that itch?<br />What can I say<br />Losing my dinner this late<br />During the day?<br />And what’s with these clowns?<br />They’re such creepy clowns.<br />They’re just . . . not . . .O . . . K.Ellennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65780249607358295592011-05-06T15:10:06.336-04:002011-05-06T15:10:06.336-04:00No wonder clowns frighten -- or arouse -- people! ...No wonder clowns frighten -- or arouse -- people! Loved the pinhead clowns -- reminded me of the exhibits in the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia.<br /><br />wv - hotipp: what the clown in the second picture is gonna have.melnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-13338513562942235172011-05-06T14:57:40.460-04:002011-05-06T14:57:40.460-04:00That first one might just be a graphic clown-birth...That first one might just be a graphic clown-birth cake. I hate clowns, and I HATE birth cakes, but if I ever find myself in a Wilton class... it could happen. Hey-HEY Kids!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com