tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post6278070247836763857..comments2024-03-29T01:35:45.842-04:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: BREAKING NEWSJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-15857238018583718852010-12-11T21:48:09.155-05:002010-12-11T21:48:09.155-05:00Love the "Coming to America" refrence.Love the "Coming to America" refrence.Dog Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07412689558186924274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-50596684121600705722010-12-09T08:56:07.226-05:002010-12-09T08:56:07.226-05:00(Insert "Beat It" reference here.)
I fe...<i>(Insert "Beat It" reference here.)</i><br /><br />I fell over laughing from this. So freaking hilarious!ClaireBearhttp://strix-adorabilis.deviantart.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-68312958571219095792010-12-08T07:49:45.772-05:002010-12-08T07:49:45.772-05:00Ewwwww Pedophile cookies! That's icky.Ewwwww Pedophile cookies! That's icky.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00344116950467643104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-58490708834517876352010-12-07T22:43:10.193-05:002010-12-07T22:43:10.193-05:00Omg this is so funny...I love itOmg this is so funny...I love itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-32932169564005478042010-12-07T20:48:56.135-05:002010-12-07T20:48:56.135-05:00I was at a wedding last month, and folks walked of...I was at a wedding last month, and folks walked off the dance floor when Michael Jackson songs came on. The reason, "I'm not dancing to songs written by a child molester."<br /><br />I guess that goes doubly so for eating a cake with a picture of a child molester on it...Leah Wolff-Pellingrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15646544681727297148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-72798774319505621782010-12-07T16:01:46.441-05:002010-12-07T16:01:46.441-05:00Is it sad that I was able to sing the whole SoulGl...Is it sad that I was able to sing the whole SoulGlo song along with the commercial? Just remember, "When you think of garbage, think of Akeem."Cinzianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-38963955734707359232010-12-07T12:24:19.651-05:002010-12-07T12:24:19.651-05:00I am loving the Soul Glo reference so much. <3I am loving the Soul Glo reference so much. <3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-90165923490357936672010-12-07T00:29:20.209-05:002010-12-07T00:29:20.209-05:00I thought that "hand" on the first cake ...I thought that "hand" on the first cake was some sort of weird ghost. Scary and horrifying at the same time lol. And anyone who says edible paper is delicious needs to have their taste buds examined..if they have any that is. Icky stuff.Arlenenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-69339406709085774462010-12-06T23:09:36.018-05:002010-12-06T23:09:36.018-05:00orangechick1
A lady at work told me about a month...orangechick1<br /><br />A lady at work told me about a month ago that if Michael Jackson asked her, she'd be willing to have his children... I wonder if he can do that beyond the grave too! <br /><br />These were halarious!orangechick1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13424089265915556464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1367998351722060322010-12-06T22:45:26.464-05:002010-12-06T22:45:26.464-05:00Oh Michael I miss you so. Hahah even your readers ...Oh Michael I miss you so. Hahah even your readers are hilarious!<br />I hope you have some Michael Sunday Sweets hidden in your archive somewhere *sigh*JennySRPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09482238038655422440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-34033223974390146952010-12-06T22:08:51.246-05:002010-12-06T22:08:51.246-05:00"Do you remember the time".... when bake..."Do you remember the time".... when bakers could spell?...<br /><br />...If somebody gave me one of those MJ cakes I would "Keep it in the closet" so nobody had to look at it...<br /><br />... I confronted the baker about the terrible job he did and he replied, "Don't blame me. 'Blame it on the Boogie'." I stared at him in disbelief, "You mean you were 'Working Day and Night' and this hideous mess is all you've got to show for yourself?" He wiped his hands on his grimy apron before moving in close and snarling, "Do you 'Wanna be Startin' Something?'."Cake Copnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-47761135950513938702010-12-06T21:55:35.494-05:002010-12-06T21:55:35.494-05:00The weird neck growth one is not too bad(other tha...The weird neck growth one is not too bad(other than the weird neck growth) the patriotic one is just weird, while the rest make want to Just Beat THEMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-90884271696737952952010-12-06T21:25:02.829-05:002010-12-06T21:25:02.829-05:00The fact that you even mentioned Soul Glo just mad...The fact that you even mentioned Soul Glo just made this the awesomest thing I have read all day...Shannonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-89400269010265995242010-12-06T19:06:05.467-05:002010-12-06T19:06:05.467-05:00Awwww I love Michael. :(
But post humous albums ki...Awwww I love Michael. :(<br />But post humous albums kinda creep me out.MissNaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20122490497659072882010-12-06T17:02:56.530-05:002010-12-06T17:02:56.530-05:00That last one looks like Snape to me, should Snape...That last one looks like Snape to me, should Snape ever wear white instead of black.<br /><br />Maybe I've been watching too much Harry Potter...Monkeyvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04482570179806131585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40804082121812075762010-12-06T16:59:01.327-05:002010-12-06T16:59:01.327-05:00I agree with Muria- I think the last one looks lik...I agree with Muria- I think the last one looks like Prince.SuperDaisynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-18601798705670354042010-12-06T16:11:51.818-05:002010-12-06T16:11:51.818-05:00Who orders, bakes, or hacks into a cake that memor...Who orders, bakes, or hacks into a cake that memorializes...well, ANYONE?!? The DOB-DOD thing gave me the willies.<br /><br />Why?!? In the name of all that is holy would anyone put an Uncle Sam hat on MJ? <br /><br />It's a sad, sad world we live in...but, We Are The World. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00497303169422440094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-64974663430209546042010-12-06T15:33:52.536-05:002010-12-06T15:33:52.536-05:00Regardless if the image on the last cake depicts M...Regardless if the image on the last cake depicts Michael, Elvis or John, I cringe to think he's holding a whip (or a plug in "personal massager")<br /><br />Slerk in OttawaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61854586188044772602010-12-06T14:56:22.177-05:002010-12-06T14:56:22.177-05:00The Jesus Juice is missing for that last one. Fran...The Jesus Juice is missing for that last one. Frankly, I found nothing about MJ "sexy" and he got more and more unappealing and grotesque as the years went by. Blecchhhh.Anneke (Mudhooks)http://mudpuddle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-80988862693499287052010-12-06T14:56:15.565-05:002010-12-06T14:56:15.565-05:00It took me squinting at the screen, but I worked o...It took me squinting at the screen, but I worked out that the thing he's holding in the last cake is a microphone. My first thought: is that...an IV line? O_OLeahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48544240205055445582010-12-06T13:11:19.206-05:002010-12-06T13:11:19.206-05:00at least they got his wacked out nose right on the...at least they got his wacked out nose right on the cookie! i was never a fan of mj. these wrecks just reenforce that feeling.Laura P.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-10148290623148826812010-12-06T13:09:24.815-05:002010-12-06T13:09:24.815-05:00I wonder if there are any Diana Ross cakes that co...I wonder if there are any Diana Ross cakes that could be used in a side-by-side comparison.<br /><br />How is it that wreckerators can produce a recognizable likeness of this guy but of nothing or no one else? Even the words on the 'patriotic' (gag!) cake are spelled correctly. What is the median age of wreckerators, anyway -- 16? That would explain a lot...Craignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-51028578399614812122010-12-06T12:58:07.249-05:002010-12-06T12:58:07.249-05:00I want a MJ patriotic cake! LOVE IT!!!I want a MJ patriotic cake! LOVE IT!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-11191436942429045342010-12-06T12:36:57.988-05:002010-12-06T12:36:57.988-05:00ok. How many out there are mentally trying to comp...ok. How many out there are mentally trying to compose new lyrics?<br /><br />... add some more sprinkles, add a whole bunch. Watch for the flotsam or your cake will go "crunch" when you eat it ... eat it ...<br /><br />You guys gotta do a "thriller" cake video for next Holloween. Please?msyendornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-10096192652671918542010-12-06T12:22:12.682-05:002010-12-06T12:22:12.682-05:00I LOVE the Uncle Sam cake. I would order that cak...I LOVE the Uncle Sam cake. I would order that cake for my own birthday.Jenny Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00471907846085801178noreply@blogger.com