tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post5059565338832498524..comments2024-03-29T01:35:45.842-04:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: It's Wrecky Wedding Week!Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger140125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-47611199570232352612011-01-22T21:04:35.751-05:002011-01-22T21:04:35.751-05:00That's awesome, can't get enough frosty fu...That's awesome, can't get enough frosty funnies. <br /><br />VictoriaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-63182185018050718802010-10-23T05:27:38.589-04:002010-10-23T05:27:38.589-04:00Selky-
I'm loving all of this different versio...Selky-<br />I'm loving all of this different versions of the song.<br /><br />Here's the one my dad used to sing:<br /><br />Great green globs of greasy grimey goofer guts,<br />mutilated monkey meat,<br />dirty little birdies feet.<br />French-fried eyeballs rolling in a pool of blood,<br />and I forgot my spoon, but I have a straw!Selkyhttp://www.twitter.com/halfsh0tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-32099945150114548292010-05-20T03:42:10.730-04:002010-05-20T03:42:10.730-04:00Okay, I must say the last cake? Innovative and ima...Okay, I must say the last cake? Innovative and imaginative! I don't think I could have it for my wedding cake, but it looks well executed and is creative.Amynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-49247594098116943972010-05-16T19:55:17.932-04:002010-05-16T19:55:17.932-04:00I am fairly certain several of those wedding cakes...I am fairly certain several of those wedding cakes are not from professional decorators. There is just no freaking way... That greasy green slimy thing? Nuhuh... Looks like someone was trying to make the vines for the flowers and kept screwing up and tried to scrape them off. And that sewer pipe looking thing, that looks very home made as well. But.... ugh... icky icky no matter where they came from. Except the half and half cake, I have to agree with other comments on that one... it's kinda cute!Flutterbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13208928086177298767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-74475375390806340672010-05-10T13:22:28.527-04:002010-05-10T13:22:28.527-04:00I enjoy so much how a large portion of wedding cak...I enjoy so much how a large portion of wedding cake wrecks have a wood panel wall background.Paulanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12315726997414700352010-05-08T09:56:05.530-04:002010-05-08T09:56:05.530-04:00omg. The last cake -- split personality horror -- ...omg. The last cake -- split personality horror -- actually made me scream.<br /><br />Matti<br /><br />p.s.: I *love* you people!Mattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04377563605125586150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-68174528913676812662010-05-08T02:31:18.787-04:002010-05-08T02:31:18.787-04:00Awww...the last one must be from the Xander/Willow...Awww...the last one must be from the Xander/Willow wedding!*<br /><br />*Yes, "Buffy" fans, I know Willow is gay (or at least, bisexual), but if she imagined her wedding to Xander, then so can I.Blue Jeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17317338970345797530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-77143311695299406712010-05-06T19:19:36.868-04:002010-05-06T19:19:36.868-04:00One of my friends made the last cake! LOL - I kne...One of my friends made the last cake! LOL - I knew it looked familiar so I went to her website and sure enough there it was, the exact same one. She is a very talented sugar artist, all of the flowers, pinecones, and leaves are sugar. Not my style, but according to the comments from the bride it was exactly what they wanted! :-)Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16066868497153590873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-14299281255604255482010-05-06T15:54:35.887-04:002010-05-06T15:54:35.887-04:00My 4 year old LOVES the Pepto cake and wants it fo...My 4 year old LOVES the Pepto cake and wants it for her Birthday. ::shaking head::lawnajohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479033570879966162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-80097437680867013022010-05-06T14:57:00.399-04:002010-05-06T14:57:00.399-04:00And many of these cakes have a common theme... PAN...And many of these cakes have a common theme... PANELING appears somewhere in the photo. Hmmm.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03157109170108895416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25039782100208874772010-05-06T14:39:33.737-04:002010-05-06T14:39:33.737-04:00I am reminded of the immortal words of Sally Field...I am reminded of the immortal words of Sally Field in _Steel Magnolias._<br /><br />"It's got gray icing. I can't imagine how you would even make gray icing."Houndmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00312492632805731993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-26328004414405065762010-05-06T14:17:26.293-04:002010-05-06T14:17:26.293-04:00Actually, that last cake is pretty darn cool. Che...Actually, that last cake is pretty darn cool. Check out that camo! Love the border between the sides. I'm sure the bride and groom were thrilled with how well it turned out! Only... isn't marriage about two becoming one, not two becoming two halves and resulting in something a little... off?Annanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83656043065430261962010-05-05T16:57:12.813-04:002010-05-05T16:57:12.813-04:00it must be the southern girl in me, but I love tha...it must be the southern girl in me, but I love that mardi gras cake. The colors aren't exactly my cup of tea, but I think its pretty well executed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-24299168807815143882010-05-05T12:22:15.017-04:002010-05-05T12:22:15.017-04:00I like that you've spelled it Pepto "Bism...I like that you've spelled it Pepto "Bismal", like it's a combination of "Bismol" and "abysmal". Because that is certainly accurate.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09936300183372334209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-77437558472958971782010-05-05T00:11:32.507-04:002010-05-05T00:11:32.507-04:00The "Hurray, sprinkles!" cake looks like...The "Hurray, sprinkles!" cake looks like the sprinkles were put on with a paint ball gun.<br /><br />Adding flowers to a circus tent doesn't make it elegant.<br /><br /> Gopher guts appears to be a preschooler's finger paint project - smear colors around until all you have is a brown blob.<br /><br />I despise pink so there was no hope for redeeming that one in my eyes.<br /><br />There is something vaguely disturbing about the grass on the split personality cake. Not sure what it is, but it isn't too horrible. The decorator did pretty good with an ugly camo idea.Miradwynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14960678603187078982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-70954107560672514672010-05-04T16:47:13.144-04:002010-05-04T16:47:13.144-04:00You know, props for creativity to the last one. I ...You know, props for creativity to the last one. I think my mother would have screamed bloody murder had she seen that on the cake table at my wedding, but it's...distinctive.<br /><br />The gum paste flowers on the 'levitating' cake aren't too shabby, but the rest is just eeeeeuuugghhhh.<br /><br />In fact, that's exactly what the rest of the cakes in this post are. Euuugghhhhh.<br /><br />WV: Forkin. As in "stick a forkin these cakes--they're done!"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499227798055828745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-22656235903430416882010-05-04T13:19:04.875-04:002010-05-04T13:19:04.875-04:00Please refer to Jen's definition of a wreck an...Please refer to Jen's definition of a wreck and note that since it is her blog she is the sole arbiter thereof.<br /><br />That said, I love the last cake - both the idea and the execution. However, I do not dispute Jen's right to call it a wreck and neither should you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-53192894719692679162010-05-04T12:09:40.818-04:002010-05-04T12:09:40.818-04:00I always appreciate this site so much and love to ...I always appreciate this site so much and love to visit for a GREAT laugh... But here... In my opinion these cakes are horribly ugly, but I would hardly call them true "wrecks"... I think it's getting a little picky to call these wrecks when they are just really ugly cakes.NJBakerGrrrlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-8082774557159615822010-05-04T11:53:31.971-04:002010-05-04T11:53:31.971-04:00ya, i like these custom made wedding cakes , reall...ya, i like these custom made wedding cakes , really funny!!wedding cakes toppershttp://www.weddingcakestoppers.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-70751185066578162062010-05-04T09:55:30.077-04:002010-05-04T09:55:30.077-04:00I think the fake wedding cake pearls are at least ...I think the fake wedding cake pearls are at least as bad - and ten times as boring - as the mardi gras beads.<br /><br />Again, not what I'd do, but I love it when a couple says "you know all that elegant wedding stuff? It's ugly and boring even though everyone seems to like it. We're gonna rock the casbah with pink and green!"<br /><br />Because it IS ugly and it IS boring.<br /><br />Pearl strands on cake - boring<br />silvery, white, gold etc. fondant - boring<br />monograms made in chocolate or piping - boring<br />white white everywhere - boring<br />sugar roses - BORING<br />typical bride-and-groom topper - boring<br />using the same "new exciting trend" that everyone else is using (hello cherry blossoms) - sooo boring<br />tiers with draped white icing - boring<br /><br />etc. etc.<br /><br />THOSE are the true cake wrecks, not the bipolar cake here and maybe not even the Mardi Gras cake.<br /><br />No offense if that's actually the cake you got and you're reading this. These are my personal opinions and I wouldn't try and tell another couple that they have to do things my way for their wedding.Jenna Lynn Codyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04032277820150000198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-8784611367864211172010-05-04T09:48:45.202-04:002010-05-04T09:48:45.202-04:00I actually like the second one, though the topper ...I actually like the second one, though the topper doesn't really match. If you're going for "circus tent", go all the way!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02388228993184648602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-54720443310532917882010-05-04T09:17:07.120-04:002010-05-04T09:17:07.120-04:00#4 (Deer Hunter) topper:
No, people, that's n...#4 (Deer Hunter) topper:<br /><br />No, people, that's not a reindeer. Nor are most cartoon depictions of Santa's deer reindeer. In the US they are almost always depicted as whitetail deer, the same ones that get hunted and hit by cars throughout most of the country. That's what this one is, too.<br /><br />She's holding a rifle or shotgun, not the "Deer Crossing" sign, and dragging the groom by the collar.<br /><br />As for the lantern, we'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say that he was going to be using it to help find and field-dress the deer after having shot it during legal hunting hours. It gets dark quickly in those woods.<br /><br />The rest of the cake is a mess.Rolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13951150937242999002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-71210395834966621372010-05-04T09:00:15.172-04:002010-05-04T09:00:15.172-04:00I like that last one, and you know the one with th...I like that last one, and you know the one with the circus colors would be cute if it didn't have those stupid colors airbrushed on. The shape of that one is interesting. I would have done frosting ribbons or fondant ribbons instead.<br /><br />Honestly these all look (with the exception of the last one) like they were made by some well meaning friend who thought they could tackle a wedding cake but failed miserably.Chrissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09308983174588184983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-58601437810473044802010-05-04T07:54:11.334-04:002010-05-04T07:54:11.334-04:00I like seeing wedding cakes that are different and...I like seeing wedding cakes that are different and show the couple's personality.The Wedding Ladyhttp://admin@weddingspages.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-29602897321658027302010-05-04T06:58:45.758-04:002010-05-04T06:58:45.758-04:00I can't resist posting the "gopher guts&q...I can't resist posting the "gopher guts" my sainted mother taught us:<br /><br />"Marinated monkey meat<br />Concentrated birdie feet<br />Rubber tires from a bus<br />Roasted hippopotamus<br />And I forgot my spoon--<br />But I brought my straw!<br />*SLLUUURRPP!*<br /><br />She'd be proud.<br /><br /><br />I sort of like the clown cake! It's festive.Melanie Beasleynoreply@blogger.com