tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post2764670273774217312..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Halloween HecklingJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger90125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20572086471881522792010-02-14T23:22:18.902-05:002010-02-14T23:22:18.902-05:00Maybe the wreckerators have something. The more ug...Maybe the wreckerators have something. The more ugy the cake, the more sales there are. Because, you know, it's Halloween, the one time of year people actually want ugly cakes. (Unless you're celebrating the birthday of someone you reeeaallly hate.)<br />-MadisonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-81783218246437286372009-12-05T23:09:33.310-05:002009-12-05T23:09:33.310-05:00i like how the evil witch hat store label says &qu...i like how the evil witch hat store label says "cupcake critters"emilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-81866959009970769322009-12-02T11:54:52.452-05:002009-12-02T11:54:52.452-05:00Regarding that first one, I can't understand t...Regarding that first one, I can't understand the icing "technique" on that one. The eyeball makes more sense. That has to be the worst cake I've ever seen.Make Life Interestinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17475989950319473594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25299292199200200792009-11-15T18:59:45.097-05:002009-11-15T18:59:45.097-05:00I think that the first one is a shoggoth or some o...I think that the first one is a shoggoth or some other hideous mutated monstrosity.<br />It's pretty scary anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-87209457406078008232009-10-31T17:24:13.245-04:002009-10-31T17:24:13.245-04:00The first one is so totally a dalek! (And don'...The first one is so totally a dalek! (And don't even pretend that you haven't seen any Doctor Who. I live in Finland and I have.) Although I will not speculate on whether its before or after it got digested. Still a dalek.<br /><br />Julia "Lieto" KylmäläLietohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10324152920781795348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25815819139401256522009-10-31T12:24:07.189-04:002009-10-31T12:24:07.189-04:00Come on, Jen, you're a Geek: that first cake w...Come on, Jen, you're a Geek: that first cake was CLEARLY a shout-out to Lovecraft!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12033535623159256248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-86373576210227875862009-10-29T17:20:01.105-04:002009-10-29T17:20:01.105-04:00That second batch of cupcakes look like they'r...That second batch of cupcakes look like they're saying: Run, Run, Run, Run!Just the Right Sizehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13681615664221289872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-11904077841844786292009-10-29T12:41:06.812-04:002009-10-29T12:41:06.812-04:00The pointy-headed "ghost" worries me the...The pointy-headed "ghost" worries me the most because... doesn't he look a little too much like a Klansman?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-64721680195737080902009-10-28T14:51:43.431-04:002009-10-28T14:51:43.431-04:00The vampire smilie is buck-toothed, or waggle-toot...The vampire smilie is buck-toothed, or waggle-toothed, or snaggle-toothed, or something.<br /><br />"I vant to suck your blood, but I can't. Blah, blah, blah!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44231832262602656922009-10-28T14:14:02.600-04:002009-10-28T14:14:02.600-04:00what in the name of all that is holy was the first...what in the name of all that is holy was the first one meant to be? why did they feel the eyeball was necessary? i have so many questions!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13749624480673254159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-11603625849384863032009-10-28T12:15:55.675-04:002009-10-28T12:15:55.675-04:00Another question:
Is that first cake an "assh...Another question:<br />Is that first cake an "asshat"?<br />lactive-wv...oh my.<br /><br />MockingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-24170214642360672082009-10-28T09:23:35.008-04:002009-10-28T09:23:35.008-04:00Don't know if someone else had the same though...Don't know if someone else had the same thought, but I read it first as "Evil Witch Heart," which made more sense in the context of the picture. Who wouldn't want to eat the squooshy heart of an evil witch on Halloween?Melanie Beasleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-47761252479574523802009-10-28T05:02:11.743-04:002009-10-28T05:02:11.743-04:00I never met a cupcake I didn't like...until to...I never met a cupcake I didn't like...until today. Your dessert should never look like it's been pre-digested, I believe that's bakery school 101.Makyahttp://emailstudy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-51154654547837088782009-10-28T03:44:19.248-04:002009-10-28T03:44:19.248-04:00The scariest thing isn't even that the bakerie...The scariest thing isn't even that the bakeries make this stuff, it's the fact that people will actually buy it...Jordyn Sorrellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04542589315863841377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-43921096075919268132009-10-28T02:39:36.147-04:002009-10-28T02:39:36.147-04:00RACHEL J, submitter of the vampire cookie:
As to ...RACHEL J, submitter of the vampire cookie:<br /><br />As to the freaky hand thing, my phone doesn't like to trade pictures for some reason. I can take them, I just can't send or receive them. So I asked a coworker to take it for me. I was holding it with one hand, she was holding it with one hand and taking the picture, and we happened to be wearing same-color coats. No, I don't have a third arm or anything like that. :DJetpackAngelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-59016772381131643572009-10-28T01:41:41.319-04:002009-10-28T01:41:41.319-04:00Hahaha. Love the last one. A smiley that turns to ...Hahaha. Love the last one. A smiley that turns to vampire lolz. =D<br /><br />Summer<br /><a href="http://www.soloden.com/" rel="nofollow">A Writers Den</a><br /><a href="http://julesmariano.com/" rel="nofollow">Brown Mestizo</a>Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13191804868325599262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20142316538259701902009-10-28T00:18:57.918-04:002009-10-28T00:18:57.918-04:00Mmmmm... cy-poo.Mmmmm... cy-poo.Debbie Barrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03119207763941673358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65502154602082310812009-10-28T00:18:36.005-04:002009-10-28T00:18:36.005-04:00My first case of Wreck Awareness hit me today in t...My first case of Wreck Awareness hit me today in the grocery store looking at a googly-eyed green halloween alien monster ccc thing, and I thought of you and giggled. Alas, no photo evidence as my cell phone was left in the car, but I'll treasure the first wreck experience!Home In Wyomin'noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-59070899972579945672009-10-27T22:58:12.768-04:002009-10-27T22:58:12.768-04:00The first one looks like Pet from Edgar and Ellen....The first one looks like Pet from Edgar and Ellen.Red Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10760767649431599551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-72920070911394649932009-10-27T22:45:41.792-04:002009-10-27T22:45:41.792-04:00Everybody's all fixated on the "witch hat...Everybody's all fixated on the "witch hats," but I just can't get past cake #1. After careful consideration, I have decided that it looks like someone stomped on an ewok.<br /><br />See? There's a little bit of red gore coming out the side and a proptosed eyeball...<br /><br />Poor Wicket. Just couldn't move fast enough when those Imperial Scoutwalkers came through.Katienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83084071308260881262009-10-27T22:45:34.770-04:002009-10-27T22:45:34.770-04:00I was singing along to my music when I decided to ...I was singing along to my music when I decided to check CW today. First wreck scared me a bit.<br /><br />"Kanashii kao wa...yame--JESUS CHRIST."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-45347112533490355662009-10-27T22:13:45.311-04:002009-10-27T22:13:45.311-04:00I see that another "Cake Wrecks" categor...I see that another "Cake Wrecks" category is the cake with the label having the least apparent connection with the actual cake. So far, "Evil Witch Hat" is way out in front.<br /><br />"Evil Witch Hat" does sound like it could be the name of a town in Ohio or Pennsylvania, though. Maybe the ... Evil Witch Hat ... was for the town's anniversary celebration, and those mounds represent some local geological feature ... Or maybe it's an occult message written backward, and the real message is "Tah Chtiw Live."Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15191839779146739371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-43415337571678795202009-10-27T21:20:59.887-04:002009-10-27T21:20:59.887-04:00I came back to have a second look and am laughing ...I came back to have a second look and am laughing so hard (again) that my uterus hurts from the baby kicking in protest against these atrocities.<br /><br />The Evil Witch Hat looks kind of like poopy eyeballs staring at me. And staring and staring some more.Jaelhttp://www.jorele.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44000937869492997452009-10-27T20:38:51.076-04:002009-10-27T20:38:51.076-04:00These are brilliantly awful :) I don't know if...These are brilliantly awful :) I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this but there is a TV show in the UK called 'The Graham Norton Show' presented by....uh you get it :) - well last night he had some of your wrecks on there! Including some luverly holiday turkeys! I must go on about your blog so much loads of people messaged me to tell me it was on :) Glad you are both better too. xxx AlisonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-51902923108865779562009-10-27T20:35:36.688-04:002009-10-27T20:35:36.688-04:00The first one looks like one of those Yorkie dog c...The first one looks like one of those Yorkie dog cakes got hit by a car.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com