tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post256255380964677465..comments2024-03-29T01:35:45.842-04:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Signs of TroubleJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger171125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4843836561256605282010-05-13T17:23:54.367-04:002010-05-13T17:23:54.367-04:00cake derator: either a hillbilly is trying to get...cake derator: either a hillbilly is trying to get across to his mom that a "deer-ate-her" cake, or, the more scholarly version: cake deration: to lower the rated electrical capability of electrical apparatus. in this case: to lower the price of the rated cake decorating abilities.larkin s.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16351187792821299824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-84641515364162450572010-01-25T11:12:00.605-05:002010-01-25T11:12:00.605-05:00As for the "Poison Bakery": The writing ...As for the "Poison Bakery": The writing says "쁘아종제과점" (ppeu-a-jong je-gwah-jawm). Jegwajom is the Korean word for bakery. Unfortunately after searching, I found that Ppeuajong really just means "Poison" (it's not the actual Korean word for poison, but it's the sound of the English word "Poison" in Korean letters. Korean doesn't have a "z" sound, but when saying the word "poison" there is a slight z sound. In place of the "z" they use the "j" sound. When writing "pizza hut" it becomes something like "pija"!). Poisson, as in the French word, might be "푸아송" (pu-a-song) in Korean. <br /><br />Well after all that, it still really doesn't explain why they called it poison bakery!Kaeulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-11330750821829297042010-01-11T16:50:21.231-05:002010-01-11T16:50:21.231-05:00I think the cake derator looks like something you&...I think the cake derator looks like something you'd use to artificially inseminate livestock. Or maybe it's just for decorating "cake".Sexy Sadienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20443994163150363282010-01-10T20:32:53.046-05:002010-01-10T20:32:53.046-05:00Well.. I am embarassed to say that I work for the ...Well.. I am embarassed to say that I work for the company that the "War Cake" is from. I wish I could slap those "Decorators".. and the Manager, as the sharpied case tag is pretty special, considering we can print out a tag that says anything. I get so sad when I see our store on here.<br /><br />PS, I belive the War cake as a signature cake we had many years ago, that looked NOTHING like that.cupcake_killahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-11458999213506738862010-01-10T19:11:27.193-05:002010-01-10T19:11:27.193-05:00It gets the rats out of your cakes!It gets the rats out of your cakes!cityratnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65552564119820312852010-01-10T03:07:30.334-05:002010-01-10T03:07:30.334-05:00This is what comes from those sorts of cake "...This is what comes from those sorts of cake "derator" tools... Wrecks Ahoy!<br />http://www.flickr.com/photos/labluegyrl/2079272187/in/set-72157603352904793/dopefaeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317161292805004814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61393041416574366342010-01-10T00:55:13.828-05:002010-01-10T00:55:13.828-05:00Cake Derator - A unique product which uses the lat...Cake Derator - A unique product which uses the latest in "fuzzy logic" to automatically misspell any word written with it. Cake Derators are suspected in the "Under Neat That" and "Falker Satherhood" incidents.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07320767073012593568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-85090522270731448292010-01-10T00:48:22.871-05:002010-01-10T00:48:22.871-05:00A "cake derator" is probably some form o...A "cake derator" is probably some form of Engrish. Over at the Engrish Brog you'll see all kinds of messed-up English. There was one sign that was supposed to say "Do not urinate here. There is a security camera," but the "transrator" screwed up big-time and it now says "No P***ing (On the security camera)".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-79177754625941938852010-01-09T17:58:01.618-05:002010-01-09T17:58:01.618-05:00In response to the "Celebrate Cakes" sig...In response to the "Celebrate Cakes" sign, wanted to let you know that I just got home from the Second Annual Cake Awareness Conference in Jerusalem, Israel. I think we were very successful in spreading the message of this very important cause. All kinds of cakes were represented, and lectures included: <br /><br />Cake, Global Warming, and World Peace<br />"Let them Eat Cake!": Aren't There Any Other Cake Quotes?<br />The Edible Word and Cake Identity in a Post-Colonial Society<br />Rainbow Cake: Is It Political?<br />and finally, <br />Lower Your Expectations: When Good Cake Goes Bad (with visuals from CakeWrecks - you'd be proud)<br /><br />I am hosting next year and we'd love to have you as our keynote speaker if you happen to be on this side of the world. :)<br /><br />You can find me on Facebook or email me at NetanyaH at gmail. comNetanya Hoffmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-81904200462163038032010-01-09T12:06:18.378-05:002010-01-09T12:06:18.378-05:00It's so sad for me to say that the Mouse Fille...It's so sad for me to say that the Mouse Filled Cake sign is from an Albertson's grocery store. I know the signs too well. I used to work there. *Le sigh* Won't be getting a cake anytime soon.Krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02150217608196262813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-27407920844874053222010-01-09T09:58:47.937-05:002010-01-09T09:58:47.937-05:00As others have said, "War Cake" is a rea...As others have said, "War Cake" is a real kind of cake. I can't say for sure if that particular cake pictured follows an authentic war cake recipe or if they've just co-opted a title for something irrelevant... but just having a cake with a sign saying "War Cake" doesn't seem like much of a Wreck to me.<br /><br />And the "Best Chocolate Cake Ever" recipe looks like the "Six Minute Chocolate Cake" from the Moosewood cookbook. It truly is the most AMAZINGLY delicious chocolate cake in existence. You can mix it up right in the pan, no need to use a bowl first. <br /><br />It's true that it's not great when warm. Let it cool down, put on some glaze or icing or just eat it plain... oooohhhh so good.motherbynaturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13129202609817713213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-45163879487568472292010-01-09T03:47:51.096-05:002010-01-09T03:47:51.096-05:00In Albertsons defense it probably really is a mous...In Albertsons defense it probably really is a mouse filled cake. That is if its like the one I work at but our special is the RAT filled party cake. Enjoy.Casse AKA Catholic Kittiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03577155390109116045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-59915947199907237072010-01-09T00:46:50.286-05:002010-01-09T00:46:50.286-05:00I love that the perfect cake sign says "commi...I love that the perfect cake sign says "comming soon." perfect cakes, not so perfect spelling.Tashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08850598067947900722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-62232382535597892302010-01-08T18:22:00.571-05:002010-01-08T18:22:00.571-05:00I think the Cake Derator is an excuse for wreckera...I think the Cake Derator is an excuse for wreckerators to wreck. Can't spell Decorator? No problem! Derate away!Vichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15818632163997486623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-77542666954975415572010-01-08T18:19:16.298-05:002010-01-08T18:19:16.298-05:00The Engrish blog and this one are the two I check ...The Engrish blog and this one are the two I check most regularly when I need to get my chuckle on. It's so weird to have them crossing up with each other. Good weird, but still weird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-54131669651442726392010-01-08T17:08:57.386-05:002010-01-08T17:08:57.386-05:00Linda in NY, a big thanks for the lyrics to "...Linda in NY, a big thanks for the lyrics to "War!". I started singing it the minute I saw the chocoholic's dream cake. <br /><br />I kept thinking <br />"War! <br />(HUH) <br />Wahd iz it good for..<br />ab-so-loot-ly NUTHin'!"<br /><br />And then immediately thought of Elaine in the limo with her boss and a guest on their way to his giving a speech.J. Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01388789576596966290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12045040350001413182010-01-08T12:32:40.126-05:002010-01-08T12:32:40.126-05:00the " Cake Derator" helps you you make ...the " Cake Derator" helps you you make cake to be shown on Cake Wrecks. lolHoney Sugar Kitchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11269768938191224481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-37810717268297669612010-01-08T10:40:10.977-05:002010-01-08T10:40:10.977-05:00Well, if we assume the "Wreckorator" has...Well, if we assume the "Wreckorator" has a poor grasp of the alphabet, we can see that he meant to make the "W" in to an "M" which would make it a "Mar" cake. But then he was in a huury, so he hastily wrote "r", which should actually have been an "n". Therefore, the cake is really supposed to be a "Man" cake. <br />"Get" "it"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-67695303958626980092010-01-08T09:50:57.108-05:002010-01-08T09:50:57.108-05:00Damn, I love this blog.Damn, I love this blog.Rachaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11025620418817596725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44090393690382870282010-01-08T09:38:35.166-05:002010-01-08T09:38:35.166-05:00To TheOtherBaldwin,
The name of the blog on which...To TheOtherBaldwin,<br /><br />The name of the blog on which the picture was found is Engrish.com.<br /><br />They refer to themselves as a "Brog" which is why Jen put it in quotes. No attempt to be funny, just giving credit where credit is due.<br /><br />It is simple internet etiquette.<br /><br />johnjohn (the hubby of Jen)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-80842238598893414122010-01-08T06:42:58.521-05:002010-01-08T06:42:58.521-05:00Heartiest Congratulations on winning the Blogger&#...Heartiest Congratulations on winning the Blogger's Choice Awards 2009 for the "Best Entertainment Blog" and "Best pop culture blog" category :)<br />Pooja and Ankit<br />Dummy Essentials<br />http://dummy-essentials.blogspot.com/Dummy Essentialshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16198373934471925116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-66160972649861992842010-01-08T02:51:53.870-05:002010-01-08T02:51:53.870-05:00I see "Poison Bakery" and can only think...I see "Poison Bakery" and can only think "One Bon Bon is poison".Melinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-78392161719532150892010-01-08T02:09:32.372-05:002010-01-08T02:09:32.372-05:00no fighting over the war cake!no fighting over the war cake!Tess Carterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10922026306279183388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-57449491993041306762010-01-08T00:52:18.249-05:002010-01-08T00:52:18.249-05:00I'm a long-time reader, first time writer. I w...I'm a long-time reader, first time writer. I wish this comment was spurred under better circumstances.<br /><br />What the heck is up with the "brog" remark? What sort of humor are you going for?<br /><br /><br />Is it the oh-so-not-cliched joke based on the fact that people who are raised surrounded primarily by one or more of the literal thousands of East Asian dialects sometimes switch the L and the R phonemes in speech, because the hard-wiring for certain sound pairs happens in infancy and is one of the first steps toward learning a language, so that the distinction between that particular sound pair then, becomes vestigial and is erased in the brain's speech center during language acquisition in a person's first few years of life, and thus can only rarely be fully retrained?<br /><br />Whew! Oh man, isn't that "HIRARIOUS?" <br /><br />Ah, the facts of neurobiology... you give us such delightful racist jokes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83807038317786694252010-01-08T00:35:24.586-05:002010-01-08T00:35:24.586-05:00"You see Dr. Jerkyl, SUCESS. This is a market..."You see Dr. Jerkyl, SUCESS. This is a marketing genius, as soon, there shalt be no more Cake "decorators", but a new breed of bakers, my deranged cake creators, a.k.a DERATOR! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com