tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post8969258944484656809..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Considering the UterusJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger271125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-39332704273462363462011-07-03T09:27:29.854-04:002011-07-03T09:27:29.854-04:00How often do chicks
demand liquor, rifle, stat?
Pe...How often do chicks<br />demand liquor, rifle, stat?<br />Periodically.Haiku Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17322600597020585833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-71450524811936354452011-01-12T16:50:07.852-05:002011-01-12T16:50:07.852-05:00People made these? Seriously????People made these? Seriously????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-50881741109226495262010-09-21T20:39:10.462-04:002010-09-21T20:39:10.462-04:00Thinking of you tomorrow - hope the op solves all ...Thinking of you tomorrow - hope the op solves all problems (well, not global-warming, obviously).Sharonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04927624060246111453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-42381553469233333722009-10-25T20:48:36.536-04:002009-10-25T20:48:36.536-04:00My User name is not pleased with the first pic. In...My User name is not pleased with the first pic. In fact it feels very unpleased. And since when do usernames have feelings? must go ponder that.....Tilly of Sillynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-5678306320962739272009-07-15T20:15:01.503-04:002009-07-15T20:15:01.503-04:00As I am lead to understand it, the last cake may, ...As I am lead to understand it, the last cake may, in fact, be from an "Abortion Party", thrown by a young woman to pay for her abortion (this is, at least, the story going around the web at present, including on CNN.com, I am not speaking to the veracity)... just a rather different occasion. <br /><br />One incidence of the story, with a photo of the same cake, at: http://jezebel.com/5310135/dude-makes-abortion-party-all-about-dudesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19435082069911446602009-07-14T17:09:52.966-04:002009-07-14T17:09:52.966-04:00I was trying to find what is the American brand of...I was trying to find what is the American brand of humor(also spelling, and I find a classic example here.Mine is more British in the mould of P G Wodehouse.<br />I intend to read all posts in the "Vake Wrecks". Cool.<br />s/d http://drkjshenoy.blogspot.comK J SHENOYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05064605822899298980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-53028663573078619972009-07-14T08:35:23.381-04:002009-07-14T08:35:23.381-04:00Wait, so do you have cancer or something?Wait, so do you have cancer or something?Nulonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00696072610155482618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-80826613581769614852009-07-13T23:45:23.267-04:002009-07-13T23:45:23.267-04:00I just found your blog (thanks twitter!) and have ...I just found your blog (thanks twitter!) and have annoyed my husband no end by laughing hysterically and making him read what I've just snotted myself over. Am having the whole burn-your-uterus-in-hopes-of-no-more-monthly-misery myself on Wednesday, so I now feel that we are bonded on a personal level and would be total BFFs if we ever met in person (don't go rushing out for the restraining order yet, because I've got lots of children to take care of and I'm inherently lazy, so really you can relax). Thanks for your completely hilarious work. Please never stop!!Jodihttp://www.thedrunch.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12985884369231310052009-07-11T11:57:29.369-04:002009-07-11T11:57:29.369-04:00I'm new to your blog and this posting got me s...I'm new to your blog and this posting got me so hooked. I had a complete hysterectomy almost two years ago, after much misdiagnosing and putting off by y doctor, and had to deal with the idea of no children at all for me. (Not that being pregnant was ever that appealing anyway.) Anyhoo, I wish I had thought about this goodbye uterus cake thing back then. Would have been so fun, although the hubby probably would have been a bit grossed out. ;-)<br /><br />Great blog.Susan M. Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02925109035133133812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-7447323842746422452009-07-10T18:08:34.470-04:002009-07-10T18:08:34.470-04:00OH MY!! I AM loving this one!OH MY!! I AM loving this one!Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05616772185750532945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-39913896566934764672009-07-08T11:14:16.038-04:002009-07-08T11:14:16.038-04:00Hope all went well, Jen. I have a bleeding disorde...Hope all went well, Jen. I have a bleeding disorder and my doc wants to freeze the lining of my uterus when I'm "finished with [my] family", so I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one considering No More Periods EVER. :)Lauren T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03114590868172173931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40821866416551286512009-07-07T21:02:08.021-04:002009-07-07T21:02:08.021-04:00I'll be praying for you.
As for the cakes...s...I'll be praying for you.<br /><br />As for the cakes...seriously...there's some things that should not be caked nor celebrated. I don't think I'll ever understand the "happiness" women say they have because of this awful procedure. <br /><br />I've known too many women that aren't happy with it; for any one of the following reasons for a combination...<br /><br />Forced into it by the husband/boyfriend/family<br /><br />Forced into it by the doctor or fear for their own life<br /><br />The procedure entirely messed up/destroyed her body<br /><br />They wanted more children after all<br /><br />Any other reasons I can't remember right off the hop. I seriously understand if health is a reason why this procedure is done, but it should be very seriously and gravely considered, not rushed into. Surgery is a very serious thing and you want to try to avoid changing anything your Potterer/nature/(insert your ideals here) crafted for you.Sr. Mina, BSPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12390851325571815108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40285462656631839272009-07-04T02:19:40.715-04:002009-07-04T02:19:40.715-04:00On behalf of my husband, we wish to thank you for ...On behalf of my husband, we wish to thank you for this timely post. After all, how else would he have entertained his mother-in-law (yes, my mother) for 42 long minutes while they waited for me to return home. You always want to sit on the couch next to your in-laws in search of entertainment and find iced replicas of female anatomy. It's one of those moments you'll cherish forever. <br /><br />Hey, "mom," do you remember when we looked at uterus cakes together? That uncomfortable silence was so fun! Let's do that again sometime. <br /><br />(Seriously, I rather liked returning home to see them both squirming in anguish over whether to just be grown-ups and snicker at the jokes or to pretend that they hadn't just stared at sugary cervixes. It made me laugh!)Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14523968150640979701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-32230803883254970562009-07-03T21:44:10.918-04:002009-07-03T21:44:10.918-04:00Grateful that it never occurred to me to give my m...Grateful that it never occurred to me to give my mom a Happy Hysterectomy cake.Angel H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14607884150565499144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4744039429262321662009-07-03T11:14:08.214-04:002009-07-03T11:14:08.214-04:00My sister just sent me this -- hope it went well y...My sister just sent me this -- hope it went well yesterday.<br /><br />Am I the only one who saw the first episode of "Blossom" during the '90s? Girl whose mom has left her w/a dad & 2 brothers gets her first period, feels weird because there's no woman to talk to about it. Dreams that Phyllicia Rashad (sp.) comes to play mom for the occasion. PR presents her with a cake and gives her the whole You're a Woman Now and Here's How Your Ladybits Work lecture, drawing the classic uterus-and-fallopian-tube diagram on the cake in icing as she does so. Girl greatly comforted. Wish I had the video!Eeelsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-86071079720242367682009-07-02T23:56:24.690-04:002009-07-02T23:56:24.690-04:00Hope all went well. I have had my ladybits fiddle...Hope all went well. I have had my ladybits fiddled with under a general anaesthetic too, not exactly fun but OK. The obstetrician kindly offered to take photos of the inside of my uterus while she was there and was a bit put out that neither I nor my husband really wanted any. It's all survivable, hope you get a damned good cake to help post-op recovery!Elizabethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-55168742166908909072009-07-02T21:05:25.384-04:002009-07-02T21:05:25.384-04:00Best of luck with this surgery, Jen...and wishes f...Best of luck with this surgery, Jen...and wishes for a speedy recovery. I found this post oddly, poignantly hilarious as it happened not more than a week after I was told by my own doc that I have an obnoxiously large fibroid and need to have something done about it. (Symptomatic, unfortunately....can't just leave it alone.) Since that time I've heard a boatload of stories from all directions, and these cakes were a strangely slanted, wet-your-pants funny look at a body part that can be both awesome and troublesome. As always, you managed to make me laugh!medrecgalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-46451365100714494202009-07-02T20:18:13.578-04:002009-07-02T20:18:13.578-04:00I haven't been here in a while -- the last thi...I haven't been here in a while -- the last thing I looked at was the cakes for baby showers, and you seemed abjectly horrified particularly with the fact that a woman might be naked while giving birth... so I'm surprised to see that you're sharing this incredibly personal information, because I'd written you off as a total prude. But it looks like cake has worked its magic: ignorance and fear has been swept away by knowledge of the crumb!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-42818446977838086912009-07-02T19:23:45.160-04:002009-07-02T19:23:45.160-04:00I'm sorry, I'm a day late & a dollar s...I'm sorry, I'm a day late & a dollar short, but my excuse is that I'm an O.R. nurse & pretty tired when I get home from work.<br /><br />I wanted to wish you the best of luck to you during surgery. I don't know which hospital you'll be going to, but I'm sure you'll be in great hands. :-) I absolutely love your blog...! <br /><br />~KristynAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-76076826338079876182009-07-02T18:56:40.368-04:002009-07-02T18:56:40.368-04:00I had an endometrial ablation two years ago, and w...I had an endometrial ablation two years ago, and while mine had complications (apparently I inherited the family pre-disposition for blood clots), the ablation has been wonderful. What used to be horrible days of pain and heavy bleeding are now days when I almost need a panty liner for light spotting. It's been wonderful. The day of the ablation really kind of sucked, but the pain went away by the next day. I would have been right as rain by the end of the week if it weren't for my dad's little genetic gift. Good luck, and don't worry, mine was a 1 in 1000+ scenario. Yours won't be, and the end result is just wonderful!Valued Sony Customerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13315836598305246129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-91335082605299116172009-07-02T17:41:53.907-04:002009-07-02T17:41:53.907-04:00To "Anonymous" who said this: "anyo...To "Anonymous" who said this: "anyone who doesn't think a hysterectomy is the happiest time of their life hasn't had one". I beg to differ. I had an emergency hyst (due to hemorrhage)right after the birth of my baby last year. It has been tough. Please think before you "speak". Sorry to put a damper on this. I just thought that one comment was unfair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-82483741518891534132009-07-02T15:00:41.801-04:002009-07-02T15:00:41.801-04:00these are way better than the vasectomy cakes!
I ...these are way better than the vasectomy cakes! <br />I like the Operation game one the best.Christinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-55853046642594866532009-07-02T14:36:50.343-04:002009-07-02T14:36:50.343-04:00Hope all goes well. I had the same thing a year a...Hope all goes well. I had the same thing a year ago and it wasn't that bad. A good excuse to lay in bed and take pain pills for a day or two.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61161292751029246032009-07-02T14:13:11.233-04:002009-07-02T14:13:11.233-04:00I'm waiting for the WV to be patooie! right n...I'm waiting for the WV to be patooie! right now it's "reststa", so I guess that means you need to rest & stay in bed.... <br /><br />I also appreciate that the WV is handicapped accessible!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-41492572788313302572009-07-02T13:10:11.413-04:002009-07-02T13:10:11.413-04:00Had my cauterization in January & am loving it...Had my cauterization in January & am loving it!! Gyn calls me a Pantiliner Princess. Highly recommend this procedure (on a Thursday, thoug so you can claim to need a 4 day weekend for recovery. I only really needed 2 days)MLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15285638670031812559noreply@blogger.com