tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post8329746037808182742..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: The Number WonJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger77125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75861294446524643762011-07-15T11:33:14.779-04:002011-07-15T11:33:14.779-04:00Cake's candle pockmarks
give celebrant facial ...Cake's candle pockmarks<br />give celebrant facial angst.<br />The teen years await.Haiku Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17322600597020585833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-76183805682772991822011-06-29T23:11:46.694-04:002011-06-29T23:11:46.694-04:00My daughter's 5th birthday cake read, "Ha...My daughter's 5th birthday cake read, "Happy Birthday Mollie - Big 5" Yep, I asked for the cake to have a big "5" on it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-49399528138411844542011-06-24T19:05:34.234-04:002011-06-24T19:05:34.234-04:00@Sharon their are 17 holes!
Asbigas how the heck d...@Sharon their are 17 holes!<br />Asbigas how the heck did that come from Kelly????. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-31384339958234041052010-11-14T17:02:00.927-05:002010-11-14T17:02:00.927-05:00Piped balloons must be banned.Piped balloons must be banned.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15585234841341625305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-76244853090100590152010-09-27T20:20:11.413-04:002010-09-27T20:20:11.413-04:00The "asbigas" cake. I did not realize th...The "asbigas" cake. I did not realize that it wasn't supposed to say that until now. And I've seen it roughly 3 times.La Llamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02418454973412943635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44575858623588458482010-09-17T20:19:45.913-04:002010-09-17T20:19:45.913-04:00You can not make this stuff up.You can not make this stuff up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-74082780448831937342010-07-28T12:29:59.291-04:002010-07-28T12:29:59.291-04:00that Number 1 cake on the left looks like a Number...that Number 1 cake on the left looks like a Number 2 to me!Wayward Sonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03135861777968312334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-52338668084136616852010-07-23T12:59:07.845-04:002010-07-23T12:59:07.845-04:00Cake mounds look like Cousin It from Addams Family...Cake mounds look like Cousin It from Addams Family & his date :))Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-15389941846479609512010-07-22T17:29:34.088-04:002010-07-22T17:29:34.088-04:00At home with strained lower back...not a great tim...At home with strained lower back...not a great time to visit this site..."hahaHA Owwww". Not sure if the tears rolling down my cheeks are from the pain or laughing hysterically.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-21758360426358550312010-07-21T23:13:59.635-04:002010-07-21T23:13:59.635-04:00Yay we share a birthday!!!Yay we share a birthday!!!Brittanynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-43877036996699501412010-07-21T05:58:28.063-04:002010-07-21T05:58:28.063-04:00Happy birdholq!
And a picture of a carrot jockey....Happy birdholq!<br /><br />And a picture of a carrot jockey.<br /><br /><br />Lets celebrate in the middleUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11702283578572765202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48612524442673486052010-07-21T03:31:27.593-04:002010-07-21T03:31:27.593-04:00Asbigas is my new "No#1" fave cake - lov...Asbigas is my new "No#1" fave cake - love it!Squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094416953732329370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28883495693797499172010-07-21T00:22:08.452-04:002010-07-21T00:22:08.452-04:00Hey I would love to have a no number birthday. The...Hey I would love to have a no number birthday. Then I would never age! Lol yeah yeah I can dream. I am laughing so hard at the asbigas cake.. come on is punctuation too much to ask for in this bakery? Loved the cupcakes at the end I would heartily tear into them once I got past the frosting :D.Arlenenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1835249893467072292010-07-20T23:11:02.275-04:002010-07-20T23:11:02.275-04:00I believe that "Ace of Cakes" had a Cake...I believe that "Ace of Cakes" had a Cake Wreck on their "30 Rock (And Roll) episode. The cake was the gaudiest thing they have made... completely gold cake. I believe it had a "Write this ..." on it. Sadly, I can't find any pictures of the cake, but you may be able to!<br /><br />Happy Birthday!!<br /><br />Equest2007Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-27703253407657216752010-07-20T21:41:41.010-04:002010-07-20T21:41:41.010-04:00bwahahahahahabwahahahahahaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-5874811536630177852010-07-20T19:24:24.519-04:002010-07-20T19:24:24.519-04:00Hippy Bathday, number 1! I love your hairy boob ca...Hippy Bathday, number 1! I love your hairy boob cakes.<br /><br />I've had a couple of thoughts about the "asbigas" cake. First of all, I thought it was about flatulence, i.e. a$$-be-gas. The second thought involves the icing colour. I've never had black icing but I've heard that it has disturbing repercussions, and I was just imagining the horror if they had managed to create an enormous black 30 on that cake. Oh the asbigasity!<br /><br />wv: borottl - the sound your bottom makes if you have a bath after eating an asbigas cake.Wolverine Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08794110244639926001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-56544618783959745612010-07-20T18:34:18.996-04:002010-07-20T18:34:18.996-04:00Happy Birthday! It's mine too!
Have a great d...Happy Birthday! It's mine too!<br /><br />Have a great day!Andreanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-70557557631582501032010-07-20T18:25:32.877-04:002010-07-20T18:25:32.877-04:00Did I miss something with the 'asbigas'?!Did I miss something with the 'asbigas'?!Molly Malonehttp://lifeofcynicism.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19114248447796600362010-07-20T18:15:14.369-04:002010-07-20T18:15:14.369-04:00Why did they put the Olympics rings on the one cak...Why did they put the Olympics rings on the one cake?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-91756447625994664182010-07-20T17:56:01.565-04:002010-07-20T17:56:01.565-04:00Oh, though I travel through the valley of sleep de...Oh, though I travel through the valley of sleep deprivation, dehydration, 100+ degree day w/no AC, a fever & side effects of antibiotics , my gift to Jenn AKA Number 1, is the following stream of consciousness. I will not compose, proofread, or edit. I always learn something when this happens. Hang on to your seat, here goes:<br /><br />Oh, wait: means "be right back" in "before computers had graphics cards" speak.<br /><br />For real, here goes:<br /><br />I haven't stopped smiling since midnight MST as I celebrate the birth of my niece (which sounds like the plural of "nice" if it was a noun). <br /><br />On this special day, Num1, (I just called my sibling's child, my angel baby, a "numb one") I read your post with love in my heart, joy in your humor, pride in your excellent usage of standard English grammar, and relief that you turned out so clever after that one time I almost dropped you when you were in diapers. <br /><br />Despite my bliss, within I find an elusive desire for what I cannot name - so strong, I feel it in my stomach....oh! Cake! That's it. Yea, cake. <br /><br />Phew.<br /><br />Your greatest gift may just be the life lessons which abound in your 1st Cake Wrecks Birthday blog post:<br /><br />Big 13. <br /><br />Life Lesson: Some men lie.<br /><br /><br />Asbigas. I thought it was a comment, insult or pet name, inappropriate, yet suitable for a license plate - because at first glance, it was obviously "Has a Big A**". Yes, Really. No, I am not making that up. That's what i thought it said. <br /><br />Life Lesson: An amazing unique, miraculous universe exists in the minds of every human being, AKA, folks say the darnedest things.<br /><br />Giant 57. <br /><br />I'm confident in my belief that this in NOT a birthday cake, but the result of a kind gesture performed by an enamored medical assistant intern, a quiet, lonely, but hopeful person whose poor posture reflected her self esteem. After sorting through a stack of lab results, she phoned a bakery. On the return of the patient who held her affection, the shy medical assistant intern proffered him this informative, distressing, yet festive confection. 57 is the ACTUAL sperm count of a guy named Giant. <br /><br />Life Lesson: Some people are really nice.AND It's almost never too late to improve your posture.AND Hope is better than hate.<br /><br />There. I'm done. <br />I love you angel baby, and thank God for the day you were born.<br />ILYMTML<br />rhodNo.1's Youngest Auntnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20598867928146549572010-07-20T17:29:20.292-04:002010-07-20T17:29:20.292-04:00Misty,
Cupcakes are GLORIOUS.
It's cupcake c...Misty,<br /><br />Cupcakes are GLORIOUS.<br /><br />It's cupcake cakes that are evil like the fruits of the devil.<br /><br />Kelsey,<br /><br />Jen and Number 1 met a long, long time ago and in a land far, far away called Orlando. It was laugh at first site. <br /><br />johnjohn (the hubby of Jen)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83012830462577597972010-07-20T17:12:42.348-04:002010-07-20T17:12:42.348-04:00Regarding the Big 13 cake. I'm sure the recipi...Regarding the Big 13 cake. I'm sure the recipient took the candles out before taking the photo. Otherwise it would have been difficult to get the full effect.<br /><br />@Amber, have you ever heard the saying "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything?"Estynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-69040680914786748132010-07-20T17:05:26.905-04:002010-07-20T17:05:26.905-04:00Happy Birthday Number 1! out of curiosity, how did...Happy Birthday Number 1! out of curiosity, how did you and Jen meet?Kelseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17995767381543224849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-76546346895711688902010-07-20T16:57:44.708-04:002010-07-20T16:57:44.708-04:00It took a while to figure out "asbigas"!...It took a while to figure out "asbigas"! But once I got it... oy. <br /><br />We're ordering a cake for a colleague's event, and another colleague grumbled today "I don't understand why [the bakery] won't take phone orders!". Obviously, I needed to educate that junior analyst as to the joys of CW :) <br /><br />PS Happy birthday #1!Alizanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-27745606554678445922010-07-20T16:45:22.461-04:002010-07-20T16:45:22.461-04:00WAIT ONE SECOND! THEY GOT YOU CUP CAKES!?!?!?!?! I...WAIT ONE SECOND! THEY GOT YOU CUP CAKES!?!?!?!?! I thought we hate cup cakes? (Yes the caps are on purpose! I'm Shocked!)<br /><br />Happy Bithdays #1!<br /><br />Misty K.Mistynoreply@blogger.com