tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post8104102451050988943..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Valentine's "Winners"Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65263077912361711042011-01-22T13:21:35.287-05:002011-01-22T13:21:35.287-05:00Yikes! The internal organ cake looks like a kidney...Yikes! The internal organ cake looks like a kidney! Uhhh... Happy Valentine's Day?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-68996553348223714782010-10-04T01:35:05.382-04:002010-10-04T01:35:05.382-04:00lol I think the second one is like a cake renditio...lol I think the second one is like a cake rendition of the "Whatsit" in the newspaper. Maybe the common phrase it represents is, "Two hearts beating as one" ? If you interpret the squiggles as EKGs and pretend they actually match!Egan-Boydnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48292434337176608322010-02-10T10:39:02.147-05:002010-02-10T10:39:02.147-05:00#1--hey, giving someone a kidney IS a way to show ...#1--hey, giving someone a kidney IS a way to show you love them! (however, it's usually to a sibling. you know, the whole "match" thing)<br /><br />not exactly romantic...jonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-26261266599329747982009-07-01T17:59:05.892-04:002009-07-01T17:59:05.892-04:00This blog is awesome. And that first cake looks li...This blog is awesome. And that first cake looks like the GTVF Ulysses space superiority fighter from Freespace.Iron_woflehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03545305850192981867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-62741375389355805902009-02-23T11:15:00.000-05:002009-02-23T11:15:00.000-05:00That broken arrow cake looks like a uterus, comple...That broken arrow cake looks like a uterus, complete with fallopian tubes and ovaries.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23779976820303479792009-02-15T22:29:00.000-05:002009-02-15T22:29:00.000-05:00That "broken arrow cake" looks happy to see you. G...That "broken arrow cake" looks happy to see you. Giggle. Whoa. That was a load of wreckiness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-90192515893711294532009-02-15T20:58:00.000-05:002009-02-15T20:58:00.000-05:00I saw scrotums on the white cake...sorry...too muc...I saw scrotums on the white cake...sorry...too much V-day chocolates for me, plus a Red Bull.<BR/><BR/>vw kingspa...a spa for menHyena Overlordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05218856702717139747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-15198386238066364692009-02-15T12:33:00.000-05:002009-02-15T12:33:00.000-05:00strawrose: your blog implies that you're in CA, wh...strawrose: your blog implies that you're in CA, whereas I'm in (and so took the picture in) NJ. Which means that there is MORE THAN ONE of those horrid misshapen boxed, incomplete hearted, bleeding lettered "I Love You" ccc monstrosities in the world. *shudder* that may be the worst thing I've ever heard.Mayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02747369628645712712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-10669036445535520942009-02-15T09:32:00.000-05:002009-02-15T09:32:00.000-05:00gross, gross, gross. that one CCC with the "arrow"...gross, gross, gross. that one CCC with the "arrow" on the side...well, i thought it was a penis cake. sorry. <BR/>ugh.<BR/><BR/>the baby/lover made me think of Dirty Dancing...wasn't there one scene where they did a dance to a song where she called him "lover" or something? or maybe this was a custom CW. <BR/><BR/>hilarious! thanks for my post-valentine's day giggles.Etiquette Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15656611315466903464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-35379695604883673142009-02-15T09:26:00.000-05:002009-02-15T09:26:00.000-05:00Oh, dear lord, thank you so much for crappy decora...Oh, dear lord, thank you so much for crappy decorating skills so that I may laugh at them!<BR/><BR/>A new Valentine's Day saying, "I kidney you."<BR/><BR/>And blame less-than-stellar Wilton instructors for the butt crack hearts--they actually teach how to make them, but then they are supposed to tell you to smooth them out w/a finger dipped in corn starch. You know, so they don't look like butt cracks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-11989943426317195772009-02-15T02:02:00.000-05:002009-02-15T02:02:00.000-05:00I agree with everyone who thinks the first cake is...I agree with everyone who thinks the first cake is a Halloween bat. Which begs the question--is the cake actually from Halloween? Because that's kind of gross, seeing as that was more than three months ago. One can hope they just used a bat-shaped pan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65606242957347579052009-02-15T01:18:00.000-05:002009-02-15T01:18:00.000-05:00Ok. That arrow looked like a female part if you k...Ok. That arrow looked like a female part if you know what I mean....<BR/><BR/>-AmyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-66507314579882768122009-02-15T00:34:00.000-05:002009-02-15T00:34:00.000-05:00At first glance at that fluoro pink cake, my boyfr...At first glance at that fluoro pink cake, my boyfriend said 'It looks like a cervix!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-34174953389897384952009-02-14T23:05:00.000-05:002009-02-14T23:05:00.000-05:00Ha! Now, personally, number three ("you make my he...Ha! Now, personally, number three ("you make my heart unravel") calls to mind the odd mating habits of the Anglerfish - when they mature, the males' digestive systems quickly degenerate, so when they find a female, they bite her side and become fused there, spending the rest of their lives attached to each other like that. <BR/><BR/>That's probably just because I'm weird, though. I... really doubt that was the idea the wreckerator was going for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-7862251643707239602009-02-14T21:37:00.000-05:002009-02-14T21:37:00.000-05:00Yum, ABC gum... I am lookin' forward to eating tha...Yum, ABC gum... I am lookin' forward to eating that bad boy.Briannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625507594501694019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44494924719697388032009-02-14T21:34:00.000-05:002009-02-14T21:34:00.000-05:00I found the "I love you" CCC without the inscripti...I found the "I love you" CCC without the inscription, so it confused me. (Someone watched me while I snickered at it. Were they a Cake Wreck reader, too?) I didn't dare take a picture, though. It was a supermarket with high security. Cake Wreckers must be sneaky!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-22707525242448971212009-02-14T21:26:00.000-05:002009-02-14T21:26:00.000-05:00Heather said... last one looks more like six scrot...Heather said... <BR/>last one looks more like six scrota to me...<BR/>*****************************<BR/>Heh heh...<BR/>And, you know, ONE scrotum would be more than sufficient...<BR/>=^@@^=sendingtheclownshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14962195863100862922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-50121214058678946812009-02-14T20:49:00.000-05:002009-02-14T20:49:00.000-05:00Anonymous 5:51: It's true, though....nothing says...Anonymous 5:51: It's true, though....nothing says "I love you" more sincerely than a prostate exam.. *nodding head thoughtfully*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-47321509769975528162009-02-14T20:29:00.000-05:002009-02-14T20:29:00.000-05:00bum crack valentine's cakes... ROFL!!!bum crack valentine's cakes... ROFL!!!MarieAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18254698755322316913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23388601236864787782009-02-14T20:23:00.000-05:002009-02-14T20:23:00.000-05:00The first one really reminds me of a butt print le...The first one really reminds me of a butt print left in the sand when you get up from sitting down at the beach. <BR/><BR/>Yum. Gag.Brendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13893224927335285415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-24083378843418899612009-02-14T20:12:00.000-05:002009-02-14T20:12:00.000-05:00I think that the second cake is trying to show an ...I think that the second cake is trying to show an EKG of atrial flutter*, so does that make it more or less wrecky? Is it saying, "You make my heart flutter," or, "You give me a supraventricular tachycardia"? As a med student, I'm amused by it. I think it is an attempt at a "bee mine" type pun for a rather small audience.<BR/><BR/><BR/>*Atrial flutter is an abnormal heart rhythm that causes the heart to beat very fast. The ventricles beat about 150 times per minute, but the atria beat up to 350 times per minute. Those extra beats that don't get conducted give the baseline of the EKG a saw-tooth appearance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-85877343744565152662009-02-14T19:57:00.000-05:002009-02-14T19:57:00.000-05:00The labiolingual look of #7 should maybe be a turn...The labiolingual look of #7 should maybe be a turn-on. <BR/>But it was lost on me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40236643485601923462009-02-14T19:52:00.000-05:002009-02-14T19:52:00.000-05:00Anon - Luv-AH makes me think of that hysterically ...Anon - Luv-AH makes me think of that hysterically obnoxious SNL skit about the college professors in the hot tub...."my Luv-AH fed me grapes by hand while we frolicked about nakedly..."<BR/><BR/>WV: cring - I cring when I think of the people who bought these cakes and expected something totally different!~Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06458654020535596933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-55638128356604674132009-02-14T19:42:00.000-05:002009-02-14T19:42:00.000-05:00This has to be the butt-ugliest display of wrecks ...This has to be the butt-ugliest display of wrecks I've seen yet. No pun intended. Oh heck, yes it was. <BR/><BR/>Train of thought: Love Stinks = J. Geils Band = "No Anchovies, Please." <BR/><BR/>"Oh my God ... that bowling ball ... it's my WIFE!"<BR/><BR/>Sorry. I get a little carried away sometimes. Hee. <BR/><BR/>Happy VD, everybody!Scritzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11408387614360929204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75947248070426276082009-02-14T19:26:00.000-05:002009-02-14T19:26:00.000-05:00Baby, You Make Me Feel Like I'm Flatlining (Call T...Baby, You Make Me Feel Like I'm Flatlining (Call The Doctor)Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17729815555387549678noreply@blogger.com