tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post8030271967449406504..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Somewhere in Germany...Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger107125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61644745740522497702011-07-15T15:26:22.673-04:002011-07-15T15:26:22.673-04:00When I first saw those kinds of things I just had ...When I first saw those kinds of things I just had to create a name for them: "marziporn"<br />JenLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-8654996173135739142011-02-25T17:26:46.835-05:002011-02-25T17:26:46.835-05:00There's this bakery in Seattle, WA, that speci...There's this bakery in Seattle, WA, that specializes in "off-color" cakes"...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-38043384747386874862010-12-17T17:02:49.218-05:002010-12-17T17:02:49.218-05:00Oh my god i read your first line and i had just fi...Oh my god i read your first line and i had just finished telling my son TYLER to stop hitting his sister MADISON!! then you made it much more fun with the GIANT smiley face!! ThanksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-38523552857217501932010-10-29T10:00:43.430-04:002010-10-29T10:00:43.430-04:00gute gute gutegute gute guteIFhttp://www.reliouten.blogdetik.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-50609653603857449672010-10-14T12:42:08.360-04:002010-10-14T12:42:08.360-04:00Thats too funny. Perv cakes! lol xxThats too funny. Perv cakes! lol xxCupcakes Ladyhttp://www.cakeinabox.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-29878223234631662422010-10-14T02:10:49.173-04:002010-10-14T02:10:49.173-04:00You can see a bit of the uncensored dong cake in t...You can see a bit of the uncensored dong cake in the reflection on the glass behind it... XDSamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10187183296601689793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65670892525650357272010-10-02T13:25:52.698-04:002010-10-02T13:25:52.698-04:00I made an elaborately sculpted dong cake once for ...I made an elaborately sculpted dong cake once for a friend. I didn't put pics in my gallery for obvious reasons, but I used to list it and say people could email me for it. I got way, way, wayyyyyyy too many requests. Then I changed the listing to say I would not email pics anymore. I *still* got way, way, wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many requests. So I took the listings down.<br /><br />People really like twinkies. That's all I have to say about that.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02973405888540293627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-46917941212792287502010-10-02T09:39:28.383-04:002010-10-02T09:39:28.383-04:00Is it cream filled?
PS, I live in a city in Austr...Is it cream filled?<br /><br />PS, I live in a city in Australia called Wangaratta, known by locals as Wang.Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04848321199388474240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19845334625632186462010-10-02T02:22:31.874-04:002010-10-02T02:22:31.874-04:00After living in Berlin for 2 years I so want to se...After living in Berlin for 2 years I so want to see that cake :)MOMof3LAWShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12262831464415539046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-46687247681621137962010-10-02T00:40:42.258-04:002010-10-02T00:40:42.258-04:00It just goes to show that I live in one of the wei...It just goes to show that I live in one of the weirdest cities in America...here in Portland we have a Doughnut shop that sells anatomically correct doughnuts (they call them C*** and Balls...and no surprise they're cream filled). I wasn't one bit shocked :-) <br /><br />If you're ever in PDX check them out...tasty! http://voodoodoughnut.com/Corri Goateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08092551344833057220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-49410330121638342952010-10-01T19:11:58.188-04:002010-10-01T19:11:58.188-04:00Oh mai..... It's been a long time since I'...Oh mai..... It's been a long time since I've seen a "european one" -- but... um... why does it look upside-down? (Yeah, I managed to beg for the uncensored version).<br /><br />It's quite amusing, disturbing, and almost makes me slightly jealous..<br /><br />Of course, I have a problem... I don't find it offensive at all. But I WOULD get concerned when the cake knife gets near it... almost like a bris... :)Simply Unpredictablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04795869354445420047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-36327262910482425832010-10-01T11:23:26.284-04:002010-10-01T11:23:26.284-04:00Thanks for e-mailing me the photo, it was totally ...Thanks for e-mailing me the photo, it was totally worth the effort.mystic_eye_cdahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15479651677904819197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-59602039204247885052010-10-01T07:38:04.985-04:002010-10-01T07:38:04.985-04:00Thanks for the uncensored version - and I'm gl...Thanks for the uncensored version - and I'm glad I didn't get it before bed last night. That "thing" would have given me nightmares!<br /><br />Rock on, Jen & John. <br /><br />wv - vicalan: What I'd have to have taken a lot of in order to eat that cake.Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226900498678207339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61013170491446586962010-09-30T22:17:43.385-04:002010-09-30T22:17:43.385-04:00Anonymous @ 12:14 said:
"Hey, how 'bout ...Anonymous @ 12:14 said:<br /><br />"Hey, how 'bout instead of fussing about someone's comment, we put our time to good use...like deciding how one might CUT this cake!! Serioiusly, I don't want that job!"<br /><br />I suggest getting Lorena Bobbit for the job of cutting the "cake".<br /><br />~Kathy D~<br /><br />wv: kaxed -- past tense of caxe (only misspelled with a k)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-35870230617982527872010-09-30T20:27:25.606-04:002010-09-30T20:27:25.606-04:00Well, I've given it 24 hours thought, like all...Well, I've given it 24 hours thought, like all major decisions; and I've decided not to "go away", but I have an obsessive fascination with what will happen next. It's called Cake Wrecks for good reason - and I'm hooked. So, do you suppose those really ugly, misspelled cakes shame anyone? They are far more offensive than biological obsessions. NorineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-80239821708086444522010-09-30T20:22:14.082-04:002010-09-30T20:22:14.082-04:00You know, I find the smiley face censorship more d...You know, I find the smiley face censorship more disturbing than the possibility of seeing cake wang.<br />Mostly because it reminds me of a certain Queens of the Stone Age music video.<br />The things your mind creates when there's a smiley face filling up most of the screen and rotating is actually worse than what was really happening behind that face...Procrastinatehernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-91169086438099737862010-09-30T20:12:36.463-04:002010-09-30T20:12:36.463-04:00Thanks for the uber fast reply to my email! Good l...Thanks for the uber fast reply to my email! Good lord that is a giant...cake!Emilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65704775128474909652010-09-30T16:45:52.650-04:002010-09-30T16:45:52.650-04:00You really can't show the picture? The blog is...You really can't show the picture? The blog is full of cakes which unintentionally look like willies, why not a cake thatintentionally looks like one?<br />TimTim Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10697428230959956438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-73821751127783188172010-09-30T15:48:26.735-04:002010-09-30T15:48:26.735-04:00*vomit**vomit*Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13748996198857372196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-29708705704338974832010-09-30T14:53:27.665-04:002010-09-30T14:53:27.665-04:00Uh, thanks for sending me the uncensored Dong Cake...Uh, thanks for sending me the uncensored Dong Cake picture.<br /><br />I think I'll just have that turnover instead...veg-o-maticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-66059045905905842862010-09-30T14:51:38.548-04:002010-09-30T14:51:38.548-04:00I think it is sad that someone can't express t...I think it is sad that someone can't express their opinion about jokes without having everyone else lambast them for their personal preferences. If ImagineMel doesn't appreciate "off-color" humor, then let her express that and move on. We don't need to make nasty comments about her.<br />I'm glad the smiley face was there. I'm glad Jen warns us when things aren't safe for kids. The off-color stuff sometimes bothers me and sometimes doesn't (depends on my mood that day). But I don't read and re-read posts that bug me and I keep reading because most everything is hilarious.<br />Jen, John, - keep up the good work. And commenters, let someone go without comment if they don't like something. It's not the end of the world.Curly-Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07669963575731983192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-7320708384237354032010-09-30T14:32:54.182-04:002010-09-30T14:32:54.182-04:00Will you puh-leeeeze post an update letting us kno...Will you puh-leeeeze post an update letting us know how many people request that email??Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03369520502334089555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-22743765058573301642010-09-30T14:27:27.217-04:002010-09-30T14:27:27.217-04:00I'm with the non-offended, please consider an ...I'm with the non-offended, please consider an "after the kids are in bed" link for those of us who would find uncensored cakes (it's CAKE people!) amusing. Although, I have noticed that for many cakes, it's John & Jen's comments that's so entertaining, the cake itself is sometimes almost beside the point :)<br /><br />As for comments about the cake: it is interesting that the woman's clothed. Maybe the baker was a newly-single female who was, um, enjoying men the only way she could right now? <br /><br />Loved the comments about mouthfuls, how would you cut the cake (Bobbit-style??), 6 foot Pole, etc :)Alizanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-2443693957961022272010-09-30T13:51:02.531-04:002010-09-30T13:51:02.531-04:00My 5-year-old just said "that is a happy cake...My 5-year-old just said "that is a happy cake." Good thing she was talking about the smiley face!Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17616517145578402506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-78150060929423790542010-09-30T13:22:25.581-04:002010-09-30T13:22:25.581-04:00You know, I think I prefer the smiley-face version...You know, I think I prefer the smiley-face version. I'm not a prude - it's just funnier this way! (Sort of like part of the humor in "The Daily Show" for me comes from the bleeped-out words - I watched it once uncensored at 1 am and it wasn't nearly as funny.)<br /><br />WV word: pernic. Not making this up, honest.Shantinoreply@blogger.com