tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post7423231637435485361..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Just BeachyJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23272746745205349032010-07-18T19:56:12.411-04:002010-07-18T19:56:12.411-04:00A tree-sized umbrella could shade at least 50 peop...A tree-sized umbrella could shade at least 50 people. I guess the Scale Police couldn't respond in time to put a stop to that wreck because they were busy scarfing down doughnuts the size of truck tires. <br /><br />The last one is a dreaded Poo Python (note the characteristic 'sprinkles' marking) lying in wait under a clothesline. Caution: Always wear Really Big Boots (from the maker of the Tree-Sized Umbrella) when Poo Pythons are about -- you do NOT want to be bitten by one of those.Craignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-85470843491428746132010-06-20T12:31:12.961-04:002010-06-20T12:31:12.961-04:00Is it just me, or do the "waves" in the ...Is it just me, or do the "waves" in the fourth cake look like, um... sperm? Maybe I've just seen too many bad cakes, because that's the first thing that leaps to mind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-56141597118694380382010-06-16T00:24:26.567-04:002010-06-16T00:24:26.567-04:00LMAO.... these are sooo bad, but good for a laugh....LMAO.... these are sooo bad, but good for a laugh... and that "umbrella" one... it looks like poop with sprinkles!<br /><br /><br />check out my blog: nikkiscakery.blogspot.com~Nikki~https://www.blogger.com/profile/10746604148408190981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-33232443546783088802010-06-15T19:40:42.422-04:002010-06-15T19:40:42.422-04:00Hey, with the onset of this spill, please remember...Hey, with the onset of this spill, please remember those beaches that we can't visit and enjoy :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-36886844252892592932010-06-15T14:47:32.989-04:002010-06-15T14:47:32.989-04:00Oh Man! Are all those Jersey Shores? Or I guess in...Oh Man! Are all those Jersey Shores? Or I guess in light of recent history, Louisiana Shores? Still, deep belly laughs are what they give me, so it's all worth it! Keep up the good work!Raquel SKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11898396684742564932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-14843472860401280632010-06-15T13:40:43.607-04:002010-06-15T13:40:43.607-04:00The first one isn't really a wreck, it's j...The first one isn't really a wreck, it's just at night.<br /><br />It's also notable for being very light on icing, which is pretty rare for cakes made by the incompetent. Normally they'd just slather it on there.Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10140437062329124013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20929777532863465462010-06-15T13:30:28.857-04:002010-06-15T13:30:28.857-04:00Reminds me of the unfortunate cake that was served...Reminds me of the unfortunate cake that was served at a posh dinner party on 'Beverly Hills Chef' (or something like that)...one of the young chefs took it upon herself to add beach umbrellas to an (otherwise lovely) tiered vanilla bean cake. The hostess saw it and went ballistic and the chef got her feelings hurt ("It's <i>whimsical,</i>" she pouted) but in the end they served the cake sliced with edible gold foil and raspberry sauce and no one knew about the wreck.<br /><br />Beach umbrellas = instant wreck? Looks like.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499227798055828745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25114072057216460892010-06-15T12:28:36.478-04:002010-06-15T12:28:36.478-04:00Three of these are not planet earth.
The doggy ...Three of these are not planet earth.<br /><br /><br /><br />The doggy doo doo & coconut cake surely has a very limited market? (OK, own up the person who ordered it!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-6245973973652145362010-06-15T10:37:23.920-04:002010-06-15T10:37:23.920-04:00Sprinkled poo dreams...in four movements. ROFL!Sprinkled poo dreams...in four movements. ROFL! Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341552847782764780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-33532140255954281282010-06-15T07:59:34.920-04:002010-06-15T07:59:34.920-04:00That last one looks like a poo tornado in technico...That last one looks like a poo tornado in technicolor.A Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01603637657142367771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-88241816308110888002010-06-15T07:56:08.304-04:002010-06-15T07:56:08.304-04:00That second one made me laugh so hard. It's ju...That second one made me laugh so hard. It's just so RIDICULOUS! haha!Amanda | Glittericityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06604426972106262455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-36821083428350565912010-06-15T00:50:18.164-04:002010-06-15T00:50:18.164-04:00Christine
I feel sorry for whoever gets a frostin...Christine<br /><br />I feel sorry for whoever gets a frosting free piece of the tsunami cake... how sad!!Christine.in.Jejuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14117995016819953623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1357935277674625632010-06-15T00:32:47.391-04:002010-06-15T00:32:47.391-04:00The first cake looks like a chicken cutlet tucked ...The first cake looks like a chicken cutlet tucked under a crocheted blanket.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48862686498549506992010-06-15T00:22:28.681-04:002010-06-15T00:22:28.681-04:00Arghhh what is with all the poo? Or are the wrecke...Arghhh what is with all the poo? Or are the wreckerators trying to tell us this is what to expect this summer? If so I will not be going to the beach I will hide out at home safe from the poo cakes waiting to grab some unsuspecting soul lol. But I must say that third cake.. my mind went way into the gutter to describe what that poop mess looked like.. now I need soap to scrub my brain.Arlenenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20271983946418090292010-06-14T22:33:14.852-04:002010-06-14T22:33:14.852-04:00Oh for pete's sake - whoever pete is. These a...Oh for pete's sake - whoever pete is. These are from one of those planets that have "different" suns, moons, atmospheres. How do you know it couldn't look like it "there"? And you call yourselves geeks, hmmmmm. And there you need the umbrellas for the really large flying critters. NorineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25707164989809864552010-06-14T21:54:35.887-04:002010-06-14T21:54:35.887-04:00On the fourth cake, please tell me that those plas...On the fourth cake, please tell me that those plastic palm trees are not the variety used in aquariums. <br /><br />And if they are, please tell me that they are new and were washed with a 10% bleach solution before being stuck in the cake. <br /><br />Of course, with these bakers, that is probably too much to ask.Jimmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-87000369348150692472010-06-14T21:15:32.912-04:002010-06-14T21:15:32.912-04:00Ahhhhh!! TSUNAMI!Ahhhhh!! TSUNAMI!Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735251454734496646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-58490818418940472692010-06-14T20:10:26.387-04:002010-06-14T20:10:26.387-04:00For those who haven't left these fair shores.....For those who haven't left these fair shores...palm trees can, and do grow leaning out over beaches. Just think..coconuts float, wash ashore and grow.<br />See example (and I can verify - I have been lucky enough to go there)<br />http://www.superstock.com/stock-photos-images/42-2885B<br /><br />But still doesn't excuse the poop on the beach. I don't want to see a photo OR a cake of that.<br /><br />wv coidd: They coidd it a day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-8280098148539585382010-06-14T20:05:09.802-04:002010-06-14T20:05:09.802-04:00"corpulent crappy coconuts"...indeed.
..."corpulent crappy coconuts"...indeed.<br /><br /><br />wv: ullyelbb<br />yep.That's how they make me feel too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-77353618391654179362010-06-14T19:42:15.703-04:002010-06-14T19:42:15.703-04:00The second photo looks like a tsunami ready to hit...The second photo looks like a tsunami ready to hit the tree, and gee, has my dog been dropping coconuts again???<br />Thank you, Martha in SCVMartha@A Sense of Humor is Essentialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07129428477996644401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-5461880604941757952010-06-14T19:38:17.553-04:002010-06-14T19:38:17.553-04:00Aw, c'mon, can't you see that first one is...Aw, c'mon, can't you see that first one is a Sumi painting? No, really. HONest. Would I lie to you? (blinkblink)...BADKarma!https://www.blogger.com/profile/11385826733458544383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-64474150400526993622010-06-14T18:49:17.713-04:002010-06-14T18:49:17.713-04:00omg - the ccc looks like "eco-poo" - som...omg - the ccc looks like "eco-poo" - something you might step in while walking along the beach in Costa Rica...yea, waaaayyyy too much of a poop theme going on here. When I see umbrellas (REAListic umbrellas) I think of refreshment, not poo.cutelilsnotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-56043909750447522232010-06-14T18:46:11.322-04:002010-06-14T18:46:11.322-04:00#2 = tsunami cake#2 = tsunami cakeStephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03677287739212052921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-68524574546705597182010-06-14T17:47:05.390-04:002010-06-14T17:47:05.390-04:00Were it not for the recognizable bakery label on t...Were it not for the recognizable bakery label on the second cake, I would swear it was made at a bakery in a remote Tibetan village by someone who has never had the opportunity to see even a photograph of a beach. Apparently it was just a clueless American with a piping bag. (sighs)Tricia Lnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-85752206587174845702010-06-14T17:43:17.524-04:002010-06-14T17:43:17.524-04:00I showed the photo of the third cake to a good fri...I showed the photo of the third cake to a good friend of mine. She said it looked like the Loc Ness monster taking a dump.crownringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091550580924650465noreply@blogger.com