tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post7249678591024900092..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Santa Gets the ShaftJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16233010723660702912010-11-06T15:59:29.325-04:002010-11-06T15:59:29.325-04:00all that 5th cake needs (the one with the flattene...all that 5th cake needs (the one with the flattened santa)is some reindeer prints<br /><br />wv: inglum...i'm inglum over the errors on some of these cakes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-41408944778977705702010-07-05T04:20:02.213-04:002010-07-05T04:20:02.213-04:00#2 isn't Santa, it's Porky Pig taking a bu...#2 isn't Santa, it's Porky Pig taking a bubble bath.<br /><br />#3 Maybe Santa just wanted to, you know, "try something a little different"...<br /><br />#5 is a wreckdition of the animated holiday classic, 'True Confections: Frosting the Snowman Admits Putting Santa on Ice'. Please tell me there is cake under there. Surely that isn't solid frosting...Craignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-8029216733349374882010-03-05T13:36:44.612-05:002010-03-05T13:36:44.612-05:00Laughing so hard I almost cried...but don't wo...Laughing so hard I almost cried...but don't worry, Santa - it's not you. It's the simple problem that bakers clearly have a hard time decorating cakes to look like cartoons, human beings, pop culuture figures, anything that looks edible, in general, etc. :)Stoich91noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-32577751665485645062010-02-13T00:54:10.586-05:002010-02-13T00:54:10.586-05:00From my boyfriend:
"It's Bonsai Santa!&q...From my boyfriend:<br /><br />"It's Bonsai Santa!"<br /><br />XDD<br /><br />(ref: http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/) Ps. dont go all peta on us, Bonsai kitten was a hoax D:kait+natenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4922195238034230282009-12-17T15:02:21.163-05:002009-12-17T15:02:21.163-05:00Holy COW that last one looks frightening. It's...Holy COW that last one looks frightening. It's as though Santa was possessed, with those narrowed eyes and evil, smug smirk. -flees-Amanda | Glittericityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06604426972106262455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-18513554831288594792009-05-25T15:28:01.247-04:002009-05-25T15:28:01.247-04:00I do believe the bleach bottle Santa IS the BBS---...I do believe the bleach bottle Santa IS the BBS---the two pics are exactly the same, right down to the arrangement of the strands of yarn.RachelDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11204947567574886675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28837129009160883032009-01-16T12:37:00.000-05:002009-01-16T12:37:00.000-05:00It looks like Michael Jackson posing as Santa Clau...It looks like Michael Jackson posing as Santa Claus... and maybe annoyed that the parents have discovered his new master plan to lure kids onto his lap now that they closed up Neverland Ranch...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-69198920740789760652009-01-15T04:01:00.000-05:002009-01-15T04:01:00.000-05:00FYI, I think that the very last Santa might actual...FYI, I think that the very last Santa might actually be Schmutzli, who is Santa's companion in Switzerland. Schmutzli follows Santa around, and for all the bad kids, Schmutzli will fill their stocking with coal. I am a US citizen currently living in Switzerland, so I caught a picture of Schmutzli (with his donkey - no clue why there is a donkey) at our local Christmas Market here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kwestfield/3125532511/in/set-72157611423438227/kookykryshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04172311894216640000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-33586632110082877482009-01-06T07:05:00.000-05:002009-01-06T07:05:00.000-05:00regarding the overly blushy santa (maybe she's bor...regarding the overly blushy santa (maybe she's born with it), my 4 year old and I are sitting here when she says "Hey, it's a Mrs. Claus cake!" ... I guess that only emphasizes what you were saying huh? :)craftywitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03550472083497596430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-46239558778745955312009-01-03T00:34:00.000-05:002009-01-03T00:34:00.000-05:00OMG those are so funny! I was actually LOL. Thank...OMG those are so funny! I was actually LOL. Thanks for your blog - it is a great read!MrsScrapDivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11455623019560637061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-55819910668507247622008-12-26T04:16:00.000-05:002008-12-26T04:16:00.000-05:00LMAO!!! *Tears* @ Mrs Claus and Maybelline! Love i...LMAO!!! *Tears* @ Mrs Claus and Maybelline! Love it! <BR/>"Thank"-you for ALL the Laffs!"<BR/><BR/>Kilsph - what I wont name my first-born.Calicohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01113113190580986085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-17473031313463227312008-12-25T10:44:00.000-05:002008-12-25T10:44:00.000-05:00Perhaps the decorators had a little too much Capta...Perhaps the decorators had a little too much Captain in their Eggnog? Yikes.<BR/>And the Crime Scene Santas? Where's the chalk lines?<BR/>~Amy BUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03765665167157401066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-6593800988925351382008-12-25T07:25:00.000-05:002008-12-25T07:25:00.000-05:00Scary. Just plain scary.Scary. Just plain scary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-3885354585570696402008-12-25T05:34:00.000-05:002008-12-25T05:34:00.000-05:00Thank you for the smiles, gasps and giggles. I am...Thank you for the smiles, gasps and giggles. I am up at 3am trying to thaw the frozen turkey. Ha. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year of Cake Wrecks!!! Wreck on!joycehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11456465195258073699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40033820408727032752008-12-25T02:12:00.000-05:002008-12-25T02:12:00.000-05:00That last Santa looks like he's got some Jiffy Pop...That last Santa looks like he's got some Jiffy Pop stuffed inside his hat. Ouch. No wonder he's angry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-69035831106098526612008-12-25T01:29:00.000-05:002008-12-25T01:29:00.000-05:00The last Santa reminds me of the robot Santa Claus...The last Santa reminds me of the robot Santa Claus on Futurama who thinks everyone is bad and goes around killing people on Christmas.<BR/><BR/>I prefer my Santa's on the jolly side, thank you very much!<BR/><BR/><BR/>www.goinggreenaccidently.blogspot.comErichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16647372428624905546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-50709806091731301222008-12-24T18:28:00.000-05:002008-12-24T18:28:00.000-05:00OH MY FREAKING GOD! That first cake is identical ...OH MY FREAKING GOD! That first cake is identical to one I saw today at a local grocery store's bakery dept. Even down to the squashed hat in the plastic dome.<BR/><BR/>I kinda thot of it as Santa's Disembodied Head. LOL <BR/><BR/>I so wanted to take a pic of it but there were a ton of people around and I didnt want strange looks..LOL<BR/><BR/>There was a pretty scary looking black/dark green christmas tree one with purple and dark blue ornament dots. Darn I knew I should broke out the camera. LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-89316258547755976772008-12-24T16:52:00.000-05:002008-12-24T16:52:00.000-05:00ROFLMAO!ROFLMAO!FreedomFirsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06758904672151505999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25651693671094008122008-12-24T15:29:00.000-05:002008-12-24T15:29:00.000-05:00Those are so bad but I hope they are all from supe...Those are so bad but I hope they are all from supermarket bakeries and not a professional bakery. What do we expect for cheapo, grab the grocery clerk and make them a decorator, cakes?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-86074085575197858572008-12-24T15:26:00.000-05:002008-12-24T15:26:00.000-05:00The second one looks like Kirby standing on top of...The second one looks like Kirby standing on top of a cloud while wearing a Santa hat. I still can't explain the mustache, thoughAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00086141632239966950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-5033734385176184982008-12-24T15:19:00.000-05:002008-12-24T15:19:00.000-05:00#3 reminded me of that B.C. comic trip where the b...#3 reminded me of that B.C. comic trip where the blonde lady says, "I did wax my eyelashes a tad heavy." <BR/><BR/>Never mind the melting chin, that one looked like ALL the icing was about to start drip-dripping off!E.A.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06085220537488462772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-32431483677312460242008-12-24T15:13:00.000-05:002008-12-24T15:13:00.000-05:00When my three year old daughter saw that last sant...When my three year old daughter saw that last santa wreck her response was "Oh my!". Santa sure is angry there isn't he?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44032246972050405532008-12-24T14:17:00.000-05:002008-12-24T14:17:00.000-05:00Is Santa really a pig?Is Santa really a pig?jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425748754137322096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61341571266171044512008-12-24T14:10:00.000-05:002008-12-24T14:10:00.000-05:00Thank you so much Jen for your blog! I never laug...Thank you so much Jen for your blog! I never laugh so much as I do when I'm reading your comments on all these cake wrecks. Thank for making our Christmas a LOL one :)Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02698209990343321016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-27604400143195268372008-12-24T14:04:00.000-05:002008-12-24T14:04:00.000-05:00My favorite part of the snow-plowed Santa scene? T...My favorite part of the snow-plowed Santa scene? The tree sticking straight out the side of the icing hill. What was the decorator thinking (smoking) when he/she did that?Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07632697136084854885noreply@blogger.com