tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post6641524661235042327..comments2024-03-26T21:07:19.468-04:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: This Is What Happy Tastes LikeJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-86623329250251567282009-12-14T22:09:37.374-05:002009-12-14T22:09:37.374-05:00He reminds me of Mr. T. "I pity the fool who...He reminds me of Mr. T. "I pity the fool who buys this cake!!"Trish in NorCalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-262543069996179082009-12-02T01:02:15.765-05:002009-12-02T01:02:15.765-05:00It looks like Richard Simmons. o.oIt looks like Richard Simmons. o.oAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-42110866704343890462009-11-30T18:42:09.519-05:002009-11-30T18:42:09.519-05:00Why the "nipple" piercing...does the tur...Why the "nipple" piercing...does the turkey need to be led to the taste of happy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40085337732755594572009-11-30T17:28:51.133-05:002009-11-30T17:28:51.133-05:00Froth said...
-- it's a bullkey. A turbull.
...Froth said... <br />-- it's a bullkey. A turbull.<br /><br />Yes, I agree. That is one turbill cake. :)kayaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-69751007964491967292009-11-30T15:46:58.872-05:002009-11-30T15:46:58.872-05:00This is what happy tastes like...now frickin' ...This is what happy tastes like...now frickin' eat it and shut up! <br />Love, angry bull turkeyilovebabyquiltshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07044144669878001141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12478614418479951882009-11-30T06:26:21.289-05:002009-11-30T06:26:21.289-05:00I'm pretty convinced that it was once a Bull c...I'm pretty convinced that it was once a Bull cake, and someone tried to disguse the fact with excessive icing and stickfigure legs.Mazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340941132454913519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-60713210599440262692009-11-28T20:08:57.559-05:002009-11-28T20:08:57.559-05:00Oh, my goodness, it did use to be a bull. Look how...Oh, my goodness, it did use to be a bull. Look how the misplaced feathers are covering what used to be the eyes. Cake Wrecks is becoming like CSI: Icing Palimpsests.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-54787392987047227692009-11-28T08:12:59.375-05:002009-11-28T08:12:59.375-05:00I have expected some sort of homage to Black Frida...I have expected some sort of homage to Black Friday.... although from the sleep deprivation I lack the creativity to say something witty, thus sparking your imagination... oh wellBrittanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09658267124530630639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-39091560880608894462009-11-28T07:20:31.153-05:002009-11-28T07:20:31.153-05:00Once upon a time Mr punk teenage turkey yelled at ...Once upon a time Mr punk teenage turkey yelled at his Mom,and then ran off to get a neck piercing.<br /><br /> On the way home he got beat up by a gang (hence the bloody nose).<br /><br /> As he was slowly limping back to his home a cake wreck designer saw him, and immediately rushed to work, saying he had found the perfect new design for cakes! <br /> <br /> The end!<br /><br /> And the motto of that story kids, is never get your neck pierced.Kaelenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09163684533930753518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61279837016070653132009-11-28T04:21:15.980-05:002009-11-28T04:21:15.980-05:00i'm not even gonna lie, that's what all of...i'm not even gonna lie, that's what all of the cakes at family gatherings have looked like. carvel is too good to pass up.emilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-33102224778971488202009-11-28T03:17:25.090-05:002009-11-28T03:17:25.090-05:00A punk rock turkey! Rock on oh pierced one!A punk rock turkey! Rock on oh pierced one!DMackendrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02562558977968337766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-66611038595004084382009-11-27T22:03:44.241-05:002009-11-27T22:03:44.241-05:00That attempt at a wattle, seeing as it's a dif...That attempt at a wattle, seeing as it's a different kind of icing, looks kind of like the poor thing got shot through the head.krilliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02036311152064728765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-67014461778356889742009-11-27T21:37:25.781-05:002009-11-27T21:37:25.781-05:00Dang, that looks like a punk turkey with a ring pi...Dang, that looks like a punk turkey with a ring pierced through its neck. Or is the baker confusing it with a bull with a ring through the nose?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-60081273532170219382009-11-27T21:28:18.644-05:002009-11-27T21:28:18.644-05:00Piiiiieeeerrrccciiinnnggg...PIIIIEEERRRCCIINNGG!
...Piiiiieeeerrrccciiinnnggg...PIIIIEEERRRCCIINNGG! <br /><br />Word Verification: sympow!-enthusiastic sympathy. ex: I have real sympow! for that turkey's piiiieeerrrccciiingg.Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01855081373995780073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-14565652439993541652009-11-27T17:55:46.056-05:002009-11-27T17:55:46.056-05:00To me, he/it looks like Fat Freddy from the Fabulo...To me, he/it looks like Fat Freddy from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Compare: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Keedspills.jpgNoni Mausahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11198589990083966806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-80924015406688144072009-11-27T17:44:50.146-05:002009-11-27T17:44:50.146-05:00It's Wavy Gravy!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...It's Wavy Gravy!<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wavy_GravyMelissa (& Billy)https://www.blogger.com/profile/10183754075992969795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-22730733337569988562009-11-27T17:26:09.067-05:002009-11-27T17:26:09.067-05:00Looks like he's pretty pissed about that chest...Looks like he's pretty pissed about that chest ring!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-58829028965413334532009-11-27T17:08:03.460-05:002009-11-27T17:08:03.460-05:00So happy tastes like a blob of tomato sauce on cho...So happy tastes like a blob of tomato sauce on chocolate icing, does it? Interesting.Wolverine Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08794110244639926001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-91756730950621973132009-11-27T16:55:46.204-05:002009-11-27T16:55:46.204-05:00I just had to tell you that yesterday was my birth...I just had to tell you that yesterday was my birthday and my wonderful hubby ordered a cake for me, which he's never done before. He asked for them to put a ladybug on it since I love them, and instead of a ladybug drawn on the cake, they made painted the rectangular cake to look like a ladybug! I about died laughing! And, on top of that, it said 'Happy 27th Karen' and you could tell that they had messed it up and rewritten the 7. Total Wreck! I forgot to take pics before we dove in, it was priceless!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-27792528215495250212009-11-27T15:56:36.998-05:002009-11-27T15:56:36.998-05:00Jen, you are wonderful. Not only do you cause me ...Jen, you are wonderful. Not only do you cause me to laugh till I cry nearly everyday but I also learn amazing new things on this site. Today I learned that a baby chick wearing a rainbow afro wig and a labret ring with blood running down its face pretending to be a turkey is what happy tastes like. Wow. Of all the things that happy could taste like I would have never thought of that. Thank you Jen for enlightening us. Wreck on!Joenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19988244009073500442009-11-27T15:29:39.256-05:002009-11-27T15:29:39.256-05:00Why does the Happy Turkey have a wattle piercing? ...Why does the Happy Turkey have a wattle piercing? o.O<br /><br />And yes, I did have to go to wikipedia to look that word up.ksaldriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07902779667561486158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-90855580831901038132009-11-27T15:03:31.912-05:002009-11-27T15:03:31.912-05:00a tasty turkey so happy it is crying blood. ugh.a tasty turkey so happy it is crying blood. ugh.sloth003https://www.blogger.com/profile/02855970253735820671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4700812775942280852009-11-27T14:49:05.199-05:002009-11-27T14:49:05.199-05:00That's a Carvel ice cream cake! :)
The M&a...That's a Carvel ice cream cake! :) <br /><br />The M&M one is kinda creepy too. They have one stock oval cake that always looks like an M&M, an egg for Easter, or a football around Superbowl time. <br /><br />It IS what happy tastes like, if ice cream cake is your cuppa tea. The crunchy things in the middle of the layers is pretty yum-o.Laura Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06568166079825010853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-49216977530192253462009-11-27T14:45:50.004-05:002009-11-27T14:45:50.004-05:00Soooo...
Happy tastes like a clown turkey with a ...Soooo...<br /><br />Happy tastes like a clown turkey with a bloody nose and a navel piercing? <br /><br />(shrug) I'll buy that.Hobbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08295597062473487708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-91837020525162105122009-11-27T14:21:14.140-05:002009-11-27T14:21:14.140-05:00Does anyone else see a problem with laying the hea...Does anyone else see a problem with laying the head icing before you do the "tail feathers"? It makes the dimensions ALL WRONG. Several of these cakes would be at least 42.6% less horrendous if it didn't look like the feahters were eating the head.Viewtiful_Justinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12987909785863469591noreply@blogger.com