tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post6555482116363690041..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: The Apostrophe is SilentJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger198125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16523766613266982162011-03-27T10:58:32.822-04:002011-03-27T10:58:32.822-04:00yes 'anonymous' these are true. i am a vic...yes 'anonymous' these are true. i am a victim of bakery mistakes. i ordered a simple happy birthday cake for one of my daughters. everthing was good except the inscription. the only writing on the cake was the stock order # dc-204 & that was it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28435943029882096852010-05-04T13:28:18.715-04:002010-05-04T13:28:18.715-04:00what a cake!what a cake!CHEAP VIAGRA MANhttp://www.centralpcrepairs.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-30270965935401386542010-03-18T16:27:05.716-04:002010-03-18T16:27:05.716-04:00It is what it is. My mother always told me she and...It is what it is. My mother always told me she and my dad be PROUD of me no matter WHAT I did. Her only request was simply that I be the best (insert occupation here) that I could be. So I can totally see my Mom & Dad giving me a "Congrats on your porn career" cake, or "we're proud of our high school dropout" - as long as I was being the BEST high school dropout syphilitic porn star with herpes that I could be.<br /><br />THIS is what we get for being told to be certain that our children ALWAYS feel good about themselves. Sometimes, you SHOULD feel bad. VERY bad.DeeNadjnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-60115363315959507722010-03-18T12:50:15.063-04:002010-03-18T12:50:15.063-04:00This story should have been called "Forever A...This story should have been called "Forever Amber." :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-15277009969107904952010-01-23T12:10:29.698-05:002010-01-23T12:10:29.698-05:00Is it just me, or does that coffee ice cream on th...Is it just me, or does that coffee ice cream on the stripper cake look an awful lot like female genitals with coffee beans and parsley pubes?Brittanynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-423667571085981872009-12-06T20:29:11.005-05:002009-12-06T20:29:11.005-05:00The parley is for . . . accentuating the shape of ...The parley is for . . . accentuating the shape of the "ice cream" . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75559231776003739232009-10-31T09:36:43.783-04:002009-10-31T09:36:43.783-04:00I thought it said 'pole dancers crack'I thought it said 'pole dancers crack'Hayleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17109444476114770016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-47023750621189251132009-10-29T05:29:05.425-04:002009-10-29T05:29:05.425-04:00The only truly horrifying thing about all this is ...The only truly horrifying thing about all this is that Western civilization has declined so far that I couldn't immediately rule out the entire chain of events as a story made up just to link several poorly thought out cakes!<br /><br />That said, this made my night. :D<br /><br /><br />WV: BUIST -- a follower of Bu, of course!The Revhttp://trdsf.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16940804575614318622009-10-18T14:55:45.132-04:002009-10-18T14:55:45.132-04:00My 4 year old wants the herpes cake for his birthd...My 4 year old wants the herpes cake for his birthday now. Um....thanks, lol.The Runaway Lawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13026373947421687910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1217850439907371072009-09-27T00:11:26.249-04:002009-09-27T00:11:26.249-04:00Dear Sendingtheclowns,
Here's hoping you see ...Dear Sendingtheclowns,<br /><br />Here's hoping you see this, even after all this time!<br /><br />~~~~<br /><br />Haiku Joy said...<br />"To apostrophize:<br />I address you, silent one,<br />oh, apostrophe!<br />...No one will get that pun."<br />=================<br />It could drive me crazy; so, pray tell, what's the pun here?<br />(I like puns.)<br /><br />~~~<br /><br />The pun is on the word "apostrophe." An apostrophe is the punctuation symbol which looks just so ' . But in all the richness of the English language, an apostrophe is also when a person speaks to something that cannot respond, such as a pet, a tree, a flower, the snow.<br /><br />Much poetry uses the device of apostrophe. Anytime a non-human, non-verbal entity is addressed, you may call that address an apostrophe.<br /><br />In this case, I was apostrophizing the apostrophe.Haiku Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17322600597020585833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-7850907134553816002009-07-19T21:27:52.044-04:002009-07-19T21:27:52.044-04:00SpongeBob just bought a cake that said, "Sorr...SpongeBob just bought a cake that said, "Sorry about the Scabies." LOL!Hatsienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-7367439485059856242009-05-31T18:15:41.742-04:002009-05-31T18:15:41.742-04:00And having read all the comments, I can answer a f...And having read all the comments, I can answer a few questions - The "good luck with your porn career" cake was chosen out of the case, and they asked me to inscribe it right there. It was not a joke, the customers' coworker was quitting to pursue a career in porn, under the name Amber'. And for those who think it was specifically for CakeWrecks, it was purchased almost three years ago, and by far the strangest thing I've ever written on a non-joke cake!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03852628674562560200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-71241177890097757982009-05-31T18:05:46.364-04:002009-05-31T18:05:46.364-04:00Holy wow! I did the Amber' one very early in my sh...Holy wow! I did the Amber' one very early in my short-lived career. Just so you know -- The apostrophe was REQUESTED and I confirmed three times the spelling of the name because I didn't believe it. I don't know whether to feel shamed or ecstatic that I've made it on CakeWrecks.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03852628674562560200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-85961395013938082572009-05-26T14:29:09.230-04:002009-05-26T14:29:09.230-04:00OMG! That was great!
xo BrookeOMG! That was great!<br />xo BrookeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23491574835659744152009-05-22T22:36:42.325-04:002009-05-22T22:36:42.325-04:00Since the national average is that 1 in 5 people h...Since the national average is that 1 in 5 people have Herpes, (Whether they know it or not, it can be asymptomatic so it gets transferred really easily. *Not kidding, look it up*), I think we need to start a competition for <I>well done</I> HSV cakes damnit!Mmmm, CAKE!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-45118569066162263312009-05-22T12:10:33.806-04:002009-05-22T12:10:33.806-04:00Why are there blobs of hummus on that pole dancer ...Why are there blobs of hummus on that pole dancer cake? And the herpes cake is rather nicely done aside form slightly uneven border icing. <br />At least everyone was able to celebrate!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-84754475178590331882009-05-22T00:11:04.320-04:002009-05-22T00:11:04.320-04:00Today's cakes should be called cake DRECKS, not wr...Today's cakes should be called cake DRECKS, not wrecks!Doodlesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25806093492742971372009-05-21T12:19:23.849-04:002009-05-21T12:19:23.849-04:00They are "bearded" clams on the last cakes. I aske...They are "bearded" clams on the last cakes. I asked my employee what she saw on the last cake and she said "pole dancer, boobies, va jay-jays ohmigod!" Ah, good times.<br />WV= whork<br />an alternate word for prostitutionKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16731464904041384828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1100129001950154542009-05-21T07:53:18.523-04:002009-05-21T07:53:18.523-04:00Don't tell me people actually pay good money for c...Don't tell me people actually pay good money for cakes like this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-66492555662853901932009-05-21T06:51:00.619-04:002009-05-21T06:51:00.619-04:00I don't think that the dropout cake is supposed to...I don't think that the dropout cake is supposed to mean that they are proud s/he dropped out. I have seen people order cakes like this for when someone has gone back and finished their degree or done something else important. Such as Dave Thomas owning a franchise before he got his high school diploma. Kind of like "hey, you dropped out, but you still did something great".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-27220512400151213462009-05-21T00:06:59.152-04:002009-05-21T00:06:59.152-04:00Best. Storytime. Ever.
WV: rewed. It was so good...Best. Storytime. Ever.<br /><br />WV: rewed. It was so good the first time, I thought I'd do it again!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08196719761555792114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-56141254678102101662009-05-20T16:47:09.606-04:002009-05-20T16:47:09.606-04:00I think this is your most brilliant post ever.
An...I think this is your most brilliant post ever.<br /><br />And with herpes fresh on my mind, the word verification "hamarpes" seems like a very interesting type of said disease...12 hour pillshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07343008568460085129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75649250848483996642009-05-20T14:09:40.881-04:002009-05-20T14:09:40.881-04:00I think the female genitalia add penache and a hin...I think the female genitalia add penache and a hint of sophistication to the pole dancer cake, but then again, I recently suggested my DIY co-worker use mold-colored paint on the new bathroom she's building.<br /><br />Another "11" on the I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter" o-meter!<br /><br />Bri2kAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75026109442073858192009-05-20T13:48:58.471-04:002009-05-20T13:48:58.471-04:00This was awesome.This was awesome.Jessicanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-78368282078069635672009-05-20T12:57:04.559-04:002009-05-20T12:57:04.559-04:00I so needed a laugh today. Thank you for providin...I so needed a laugh today. Thank you for providing me with one! <br /><br />Love the "fired" cake. If you have to get fired you should at least get to eat some cake!BigMommanoreply@blogger.com