tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post5754929911095041478..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Unexcepted SeamenJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4712358367151536662010-08-16T12:23:52.761-04:002010-08-16T12:23:52.761-04:00That was exceptional.
Aren't there more, I du...That was exceptional.<br /><br />Aren't there more, I dunno... *appropriate* ways of reminding someone that they were a 'surprise'? Is that something a person is likely to forget / needs to remember?<br /><br />Or perhaps Haley had been away for, you know, quite a while and the cake was ordered by phone... And the wreckerator's idea of tact was to leave the 'oops' out... Though that doesn't explain 'unexcepted' for 'unexpected'.<br /><br />True tact would have been to say, "Why don't you call back in a few minutes and we'll try this again."Craignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-67902101906576933732010-02-09T14:35:02.886-05:002010-02-09T14:35:02.886-05:00Well maybe the kid will be in the navy.Well maybe the kid will be in the navy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-85250352179981559072010-01-31T13:59:43.941-05:002010-01-31T13:59:43.941-05:00"I'm told that the last cake was from a h..."I'm told that the last cake was from a hubby to his wife, and that she was an accidental pregnancy. ..."<br /><br />Wait a minute, so this guy's pet name for his wife is "Unexpected Semen"???<br />That's pretty disturbing.<br />If I were the cake decorator, I wouldn't believe that, either.<br /><br />"Unexcepted Seamen" would actually be better.Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15191839779146739371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-56958245407512745712010-01-30T01:33:16.285-05:002010-01-30T01:33:16.285-05:00I think the inside joke gone wrong was a blessing ...I think the inside joke gone wrong was a blessing in disguise. It would have been much worse with the intended "unexpected semen" on it!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-42163247308728200182010-01-29T13:30:27.843-05:002010-01-29T13:30:27.843-05:00Even if the 1st cake DID say have a Dog Gone Day, ...Even if the 1st cake DID say have a Dog Gone Day, WHO wants a cake that says that?! What was the baker thinking and who did they think would buy it? My guess: people wanting giant dog heads as key chains...wait a second...giant dog heads...dog dong...giant bone...somethings wrong here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-56206263454870425372010-01-29T12:33:10.306-05:002010-01-29T12:33:10.306-05:00maybe the cake was instructing the guests on the b...maybe the cake was instructing the guests on the best way to greet Margaret when she arrived at the party.Sugar Mama NYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07895565710023594498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-24171926369430272242010-01-29T10:15:01.605-05:002010-01-29T10:15:01.605-05:00For some reason I find the football worm poop cupc...For some reason I find the football worm poop cupcakes the most disturbing a close second would be the ugly cloud footballLauren Borquezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06197984988207675493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-55018523562463054302010-01-29T07:49:18.791-05:002010-01-29T07:49:18.791-05:00Inside joke or not, that's just disgusting on ...Inside joke or not, that's just disgusting on a cake.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12168816435565273787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-8002521265788395802010-01-29T06:39:07.480-05:002010-01-29T06:39:07.480-05:00funny Wrecks... I enjoyed them.funny Wrecks... I enjoyed them.sherilhttp://www.coupons2grab.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48188362654514923102010-01-29T04:44:54.240-05:002010-01-29T04:44:54.240-05:00The third one makes me think of this:
There’s sea...The third one makes me think of this:<br /><br />There’s seamen in the entryway<br />And seamen on the stair<br />And worst of all, there’s even seamen<br />In me underwear<br /><br />There’s some behind the larder<br />And beneath the table, too<br />I do believe your seamen<br />Got into me Irish stew<br /><br />There’s seamen here in front of me<br />And seamen in the rear<br />My God—there’s even seamen<br />Hanging from the chandelier<br /><br />(from 'The Captain's Wife's Lament' by Paul and Storm) <br /><br />--AngelaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-90383662976088372472010-01-29T00:41:34.071-05:002010-01-29T00:41:34.071-05:00I stumbled across your blog today. I haven't l...I stumbled across your blog today. I haven't laughed this hard since I found Regretsy. HILLARIOUS. Keep it up!Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10075466279828676570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-72462465384575118882010-01-28T19:29:26.113-05:002010-01-28T19:29:26.113-05:00Ha ha. I actually read the first cake as "Dog...Ha ha. I actually read the first cake as "Dog Gone Day" and wondered what was so wrecky about it. Ha. Thanks to the comments, I figured out my error!Ericanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-21836063092254792482010-01-28T19:08:15.755-05:002010-01-28T19:08:15.755-05:00Maybe that's supposed to read "unexceptio...Maybe that's supposed to read "unexceptional" semen? There's a lot of that in the world. Sometimes it grows up to decorate cakes. :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83382846583807647712010-01-28T18:26:35.715-05:002010-01-28T18:26:35.715-05:00I thought Margaret's "balloons" look...I thought Margaret's "balloons" looked a lot like breast implants, actually. Did she get a new, er, "hump" following a mastectomy, perhaps? In that case, the hump's homecoming might just be the star attraction here. <br /><br />"Oh, yeah, good to see the rest of you, too, Margaret. And, uh, happy birthday Fiona, by the way. Nice headlights, everyone. Oh, look, a cake."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-45972782808689994442010-01-28T18:18:38.186-05:002010-01-28T18:18:38.186-05:00Could the first one be "Have a Dog Bone day?&...Could the first one be "Have a Dog Bone day?" It's written over a dog bone and in a loud bakery, I think someone hearing "b - o- -n- e" could have mistaken it for "d - o- n- g".J. Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01388789576596966290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-70768022870772603392010-01-28T18:00:45.491-05:002010-01-28T18:00:45.491-05:00Perhaps cake #3 is from somebody that Haley turned...Perhaps cake #3 is from somebody that Haley turned down? <br /><br />Thanks for all the laughs...I'm sitting here at my desk trying not to laugh out loud.<br /><br />WV: cominag ....after CW's like these I'm not even going to try to explain this!Corri Goateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08092551344833057220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-9898344001272113192010-01-28T17:23:05.664-05:002010-01-28T17:23:05.664-05:00I'm also with Tigerwolf. I'm assuming it&#...I'm also with Tigerwolf. I'm assuming it's some bad inside joke they should have kept to themselves...hahaha? Nice job wreckies, "keep 'em coming"Sabrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09254279187876277496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-88105181276348188422010-01-28T17:13:01.910-05:002010-01-28T17:13:01.910-05:00OO-ER Mrs!!!!OO-ER Mrs!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-73627626968695852302010-01-28T17:09:25.965-05:002010-01-28T17:09:25.965-05:00What’s even more worrisome about the third cake is...What’s even more worrisome about the third cake is…don’t these people realize that, during certain types of recreational activities, semen can be VERY HIGHLY EXPECTED?!?<br /><br />“Oh, dear…I can’t imagine how THAT happened, honey.”<br /><br />^..^<br />Tigerwolf<br /><br />WV: lusyn. "This wouldn't have happened if he didn't keep lusyn his personal protection!"Tigerwolfhttp://gryphonandtiger.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-77375678174276704352010-01-28T17:06:02.259-05:002010-01-28T17:06:02.259-05:00I imagine the last one as someone trying to convin...I imagine the last one as someone trying to convince her parents that her pregnancy is the result of sitting in the wrong jacuzzi or something, but her parents counter with, "No, honey, we know it's more like the story of 'The Unexcepted Seaman.' It's a story as old as the Navy itself. Never should've tried to raise a daughter in a seaport town..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-78178448584557857282010-01-28T17:05:41.689-05:002010-01-28T17:05:41.689-05:00I think not giving us a back story on the seaman c...I think not giving us a back story on the seaman cake is cruel. Very cruel. <br /><br />LOL....Rebecca F.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-66977113363827827002010-01-28T16:59:52.451-05:002010-01-28T16:59:52.451-05:00Re: Anon 11:38 AM:
I think perhaps the second one...Re: Anon 11:38 AM:<br /><br />I think perhaps the second one was supposed to be a command. "Welcome. Hump Margaret."<br /><br />No, that's what got this whole thing started!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75507320735654001512010-01-28T16:47:13.527-05:002010-01-28T16:47:13.527-05:00Regarding cake #1, I have a friend from China whos...Regarding cake #1, I have a friend from China whose given name is, believe it or not, Dong. Just makes the inscription even more bizarre if I think of it applying to him.Tanyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04873063898495731217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-38800933904830030402010-01-28T16:46:03.657-05:002010-01-28T16:46:03.657-05:00Well, for cake #3 Maybe, since it is Hayley's ...Well, for cake #3 Maybe, since it is Hayley's Birthday it could be possible that she received the uhm "Unexpected Semen" as a er gift. Or if left as written and not what it was suppose to say maybe Hayley's daddy is was an Unexpected Seaman.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00478290368790982344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-49218381568224255612010-01-28T16:34:54.472-05:002010-01-28T16:34:54.472-05:00Funny! Don't you just love subliminal messages...Funny! Don't you just love subliminal messages?! :D:Deliciously Healthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13472803678229207414noreply@blogger.com