tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post4720864396992766284..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Mmmm, Chest Hair.Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger149125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-57906049822154090822011-04-15T13:13:09.337-04:002011-04-15T13:13:09.337-04:00Ok I'm gonna Bang the Drum to announce my pers...Ok I'm gonna Bang the Drum to announce my personal attempt at a Blaze of Glory as I try to be Superman Tonight and use the most Bon Jovi songs, if only to Make a Memory. <br /><br />I say make No Apologies for that Tom Selleck cake... These Days I'm Burning for Love with that Miracle of a man on my mind. I think I might just Runaway to Mr. Selleck's house so I can join him on a Bed of Roses as we thoroughly enjoy Living in Sin. Hey, It's My Life!<br /> <br />On the other hand, Mr. Waxman can't even remember When We Were Beautiful, as his Ugly limp body cries out from the cake board, "Are you Happy Now? Give me Something for the Pain!!!" (like a Bullet). Mr. Waxman, I would love to tell you to Keep the Faith, that you're only Misunderstood... but I wouldn't want you to Lie to Me either, and this is Real Life, so I gotta Say It Isn't So. <br /><br />Well I Make No Apologies at this shameless stretch of "words put to lyrics", I know I'm Livin' on a Prayer with this one for sure. Well, as Always, Have a Nice Day!SRumzishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15170376639699939048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16865859968747451762010-08-14T07:52:55.224-04:002010-08-14T07:52:55.224-04:00That tom sellick cake looks pretty& sexy--I m...That tom sellick cake looks pretty& sexy--I mean, that 'stache?! Those flowers?! I REALLY REALLY want one of these, and would happily pay lots of money for it! The girl who had a friend make it for her is one lucky lassie!Miss Didihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09997470857918649985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-57998207483061738442010-02-19T09:48:42.713-05:002010-02-19T09:48:42.713-05:00Totally cool how the Selleck cake background decor...Totally cool how the Selleck cake background decoration matches the cake board.kayaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40039453955424304792009-08-13T22:22:51.186-04:002009-08-13T22:22:51.186-04:00Oh no... you've already seen the Tom Selleck c...Oh no... you've already seen the Tom Selleck cake (although, how could you not have?)<br /><br />I found that one awhile back when I googled him. All I have to say is<br /><br />chest hair on a cake? <br /><br />VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT<br /><br /><br />it terrifies me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-38522602345911147132009-08-06T11:08:34.354-04:002009-08-06T11:08:34.354-04:00Today's my birthday; it's cakes like these...Today's my birthday; it's cakes like these that make me very glad I have my mom and friends to make my cake, I know it's in good, capable hands.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-38361919375742546532009-04-23T01:37:00.000-04:002009-04-23T01:37:00.000-04:00My name is Emma, and this actually really freaked ...My name is Emma, and this actually really freaked me out when I saw it....all I could think was 'No! Nooooo! *quickly scrolls away from the horror*'Emmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-22977365944495381672009-03-13T02:36:00.000-04:002009-03-13T02:36:00.000-04:00Actually, I looove that Tom Selleck cake. XD I'm...Actually, I looove that Tom Selleck cake. XD I'm amazed that the baker was able to get the likeness of Tom so well in icing! And I for one think the chest hair part is just silly enough to work.<BR/><BR/>I wasn't even old enough to be a Tom Selleck fangirl when magnum pi was on tv, but it still makes me squee just a bit when I see that cake. XD He can make even us young spring chickens a little happy, I suppose. hahaha<BR/><BR/>LMAO, I actually have a family member who would probably laugh hard if she got this cake for her bday. She used to babysit me when I was a baby and tell my mom how she was going to get me addicted to Tom by watching Magnum PI with her. XD It instantly made me think of her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-46718671062731371082009-01-19T13:54:00.000-05:002009-01-19T13:54:00.000-05:00Or rather, a friend of a friend got the TRIBUTE To...Or rather, a friend of a friend got the TRIBUTE Tom Selleck cake! holy crap!Koihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17555717625557958746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-62322639989885132572009-01-19T13:52:00.000-05:002009-01-19T13:52:00.000-05:00OH MY GOD I JUST SAW WHO HAD THE TOM SELLECK CAKE!...OH MY GOD I JUST SAW WHO HAD THE TOM SELLECK CAKE!!!<BR/><BR/>She's friends with one of my friends!!! <BR/><BR/>OH MY GOD I'M IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY TO WRECKAGE!!Koihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17555717625557958746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83874710941058991992008-10-19T07:28:00.000-04:002008-10-19T07:28:00.000-04:00Aww... I think the Tom Selleck one is pretty good,...Aww... I think the Tom Selleck one is pretty good, actually! It's probably exactly what they requested, and the baker can't help that. She did a great job giving the customer what they wanted!<BR/><BR/>Now Macho Man, on the other hand...verminjerkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03682159497490249973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-71496247675489687542008-09-28T02:48:00.000-04:002008-09-28T02:48:00.000-04:00Ohhh, I thought it was a Burt Reynolds cake...Ohhh, I thought it was a Burt Reynolds cake...Red Wolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10760767649431599551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-49755131744942256922008-09-23T08:54:00.000-04:002008-09-23T08:54:00.000-04:00The "Macho Man" cake looks more like an Operation ...The "Macho Man" cake looks more like an Operation cake. All that's missing is the red nose. The Crappy Cake for Dippy Doctors!TB Tabbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15910332817415455720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12219969587059515912008-09-22T18:12:00.000-04:002008-09-22T18:12:00.000-04:00I would totally love that tom seleck cake! it's c...I would totally love that tom seleck cake! it's cheesy, but looks pretty good. :) <BR/><BR/>MegAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-45396100281188287742008-09-19T23:33:00.000-04:002008-09-19T23:33:00.000-04:00Jon Bon Jovi's chest hair looks like it's flipping...Jon Bon Jovi's chest hair looks like it's flipping someone off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-40409300310809896962008-09-18T02:51:00.000-04:002008-09-18T02:51:00.000-04:00I wouldn't mind having a "piece" of Tom Selleck......I wouldn't mind having a "piece" of Tom Selleck...lol. She did a fantastic job! Love the chest hair. Best cake ever!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65184799865090134402008-09-13T10:52:00.000-04:002008-09-13T10:52:00.000-04:00My 8 yr old son said, "It looks like worms are in ...My 8 yr old son said, <BR/>"It looks like worms are in his underpants"marsmellowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12492604448513915533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-89523603225591412032008-09-10T16:45:00.000-04:002008-09-10T16:45:00.000-04:00Ha! I happen to be watching a rerun of "Friends" ...Ha! I happen to be watching a rerun of "Friends" and Tom Selleck was ON SCREEN when I saw the cake. Bwahahaha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-5940331017514255422008-09-10T05:50:00.000-04:002008-09-10T05:50:00.000-04:00The Tom Selleck cake is awesome! Heck... Tom Sell...The Tom Selleck cake is awesome! Heck... Tom Selleck is awesome! I would love that cake for my birthday. The decorator did a fantastic job. When you think of Tom...you think chest hair and mustache and she definitely nailed that image perfectly!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-63485114766230626462008-09-09T19:38:00.000-04:002008-09-09T19:38:00.000-04:00Gahaha, love the first cake! I know so many people...Gahaha, love the first cake! I know so many people who would DEMAND a chest-hair slice. The flowers make it even better.<BR/>The second one...wait. Wait a second. Last time I checked, Bon Jovi had a neck, didn't he?Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18304578382683800990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-37491506500271571592008-09-09T10:06:00.000-04:002008-09-09T10:06:00.000-04:00I feel like I've had a brush with nearly-almost-fa...I feel like I've had a brush with nearly-almost-fame, having gone to high school with the Tom Selleck cake decorator (where she was already known as an incredible artist.) <BR/><BR/>As a matter of fact, I recognized the cake as hers before I read that she'd already claimed it! I was so psyched to send it to her on facebook, too.keldiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02792790114583941680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48536507037160245692008-09-08T18:57:00.000-04:002008-09-08T18:57:00.000-04:00that last one is just wrong...WRONG I SAY!!! I ha...that last one is just wrong...WRONG I SAY!!! I have sooo enjoyed reading your blog...thanks for the laughs!!<BR/><BR/>AmyShop With Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17567955027349850270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-22872454501910679522008-09-08T17:34:00.000-04:002008-09-08T17:34:00.000-04:00I think the Tom Selleck cake is more of an "Odd To...I think the Tom Selleck cake is more of an "Odd Topic for Cake Decoration" than a wreck. If I was Tom Selleck's biggest fan, I'd be pleased as punch to taste that frosting chest hair. The cake decorator should be praised for taking a crazy request and making something good-looking out of it. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-58583189201693819612008-09-08T17:17:00.000-04:002008-09-08T17:17:00.000-04:00You should definitely just show case this masterfu...You should definitely just show case this masterful blog to some magazine. It's beyond entertaining. Egads-thanks for teaching me a new expression! Moreover, how shameful of the cake makers. That's rather disturbing. eww.<BR/>point-blank,ew.<BR/><BR/>-amanda decosta.AmandaLeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01745819299121574283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23044816870975657902008-09-08T13:51:00.000-04:002008-09-08T13:51:00.000-04:00Oh my goodness, you don't even know how hard you m...Oh my goodness, you don't even know how hard you make me laugh. Like I can hardly breathe, I'm lauging so hard. I love your description on the last cake. The laying in mustard, grooming issues, ahh! Actualy TEARS are coming out of my eyes from laughter. The best blog ever.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09626785183516899149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-77812018906596690822008-09-07T09:44:00.000-04:002008-09-07T09:44:00.000-04:00The Tom Selleck cake isn't that Wreck-y--I mean, i...The Tom Selleck cake isn't that Wreck-y--I mean, it's executed well. The horror is that <I>someone wanted that cake</I>. <BR/><BR/>However, the Macho Man cake more than makes up for it. I don't know what's wrong with that Macho Man, but I think it might be fatal. (Also, darn it, I have "Macho Man" stuck in my head now....)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com