tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post4567594028128753592..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Who You Callin' 'Pro'?Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger125125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23796916256955049942011-07-14T14:45:27.506-04:002011-07-14T14:45:27.506-04:00Naked cake ashamed.
Fig leaves not enough to hide
...Naked cake ashamed.<br />Fig leaves not enough to hide<br />the theft of apples.Haiku Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17322600597020585833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-86560653320173049792010-10-26T19:44:50.873-04:002010-10-26T19:44:50.873-04:00The one with no frosting is actually a really, rea...The one with no frosting is actually a really, really bad copy of a cake featured in The Best of Martha Stewart Weddings book. It is a filled cake that should have a powdered sugar dusting. The original (if you have the book it's on page 173) is MUCH nicer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-55295963290975545802010-09-26T17:08:17.657-04:002010-09-26T17:08:17.657-04:00The tall, tiered cake with all of the apples is, I...The tall, tiered cake with all of the apples is, I think, a take an a traditional Appalachian Stack Cake. However unfortunate it may look, that really is intentional and probably exactly what they were expecting.<br /><br />Wikipedia article for Stack Cake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stack_cake28https://www.blogger.com/profile/02755461974033158837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-64602718521394177462010-07-19T00:58:53.654-04:002010-07-19T00:58:53.654-04:00the second cake there looks like it was supposed t...the second cake there looks like it was supposed to be the applesauce spice cake that my usband and i were supposed to have for our wedding cake. (from a martha stewart weddings, now in her recent CAKES book!) it had no frosting, just powdered sugar, but is supposed to have wooden dowels not plastic! and dipped apples on each layer as a garnish. i had the materials and fresh apples and tried to bring in, but was assured they had the same. ours came similar to this with WHITE plastic to support the layers, AND they used half rotton crab apples... and frosted the whole thing (husband and i are not frosting fans)... so NOT what we paid for... rather sad looking like #2calamity janenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-74229243624483440242010-07-13T07:13:40.205-04:002010-07-13T07:13:40.205-04:00OK, I am gonna be a bride soon, and if I were to e...OK, I am gonna be a bride soon, and if I were to end up with a cake such as these (I won't, because we ordered a tiramisu instead)...<br /><br />...I wouldn't cry.<br /><br />I'd laugh my @ss off!! :) <br /><br />Then I'd eat the cake.<br /><br />WV: unsproun<br /><br />I have no idea what funny pun I can turn that into but it just sounds filthy and wrong, like that neon cake.Jenna Lynn Codyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04032277820150000198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16236075199152587172010-07-12T22:43:47.152-04:002010-07-12T22:43:47.152-04:00Cake #2 would have been pretty if it had marzipan ...Cake #2 would have been pretty if it had marzipan or fondant fruit or autumn leaves or something on it (in much smaller scale...).Anneke (Mudhooks)http://mudpuddle.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/i-dont-even-want-to-know/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1287934503315427452010-07-12T22:39:27.322-04:002010-07-12T22:39:27.322-04:00Honestly.... I'm not sure why anyone would ass...Honestly.... I'm not sure why anyone would assume that, in this case, the term "raw" meant "vegan" or that the bride ordered a "raw" cake. Quite obviously, "in the baker's defence" is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the fact that the cake looks like it is melting because it wasn't fully cooked and was, therefor, not holding its shape.<br /><br />Very straight-forward, if you ask me.Anneke (Mudhooks)http://mudpuddle.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/i-dont-even-want-to-know/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-3797390350230383612010-07-12T19:28:16.771-04:002010-07-12T19:28:16.771-04:00What does "Love to Highway" even mean?
...What does "Love to Highway" even mean?<br /><br />I'd make some assumptions, but I'd be insulting certain demographics so I won't even try.Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08129315500639016270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-58407536918341026682010-07-12T02:06:47.906-04:002010-07-12T02:06:47.906-04:00Wait! You mean that last cake didn't even TAST...Wait! You mean that last cake didn't even TASTE GOOD?<br /><br />Blasphemy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-14998373860281003802010-07-11T16:56:49.751-04:002010-07-11T16:56:49.751-04:00Oh, that first cake can't be a "wedding&q...Oh, that first cake can't be a "wedding" cake... it's a cake for a FUNERAL... because it looks like 3 caskets stacked on top of each other!<br /><br />LOL!<br />:) MagsMagshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16435362147467339192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-16095368393810192552010-07-11T10:09:29.186-04:002010-07-11T10:09:29.186-04:00@earlleen: by your definitions (which I really lik...@earlleen: by your definitions (which I really like) the lady who made my wedding cake was either a semi-professional or an ameteur, and she also happened to be the mum of one of my bridesmaids. She basically just charged me for ingredients and time, and the result was stunning. She was a true artist, the filigree wedding bells she made out of icing were incredible. She showed me the cake at various stages of completion, to be sure it was what I wanted. Now that's true professionalism.Wolverine Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08794110244639926001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-77359526242865925652010-07-11T01:08:03.516-04:002010-07-11T01:08:03.516-04:00How awesome would it be if the second cake was for...How awesome would it be if the second cake was for a nudist wedding?Katienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-23312226129490941692010-07-11T00:07:52.315-04:002010-07-11T00:07:52.315-04:00Wow, just wow. I can't believe these decorator...Wow, just wow. I can't believe these decorators get paid for these things.Mary Kirklandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04991095291522043588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-52591927563640175522010-07-11T00:00:33.018-04:002010-07-11T00:00:33.018-04:00Alternate haiku ending:
lumpy icing, tears.Alternate haiku ending:<br /><br />lumpy icing, tears.Miles Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03908035577113675307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-84312114075879674922010-07-10T21:23:25.093-04:002010-07-10T21:23:25.093-04:00Oh jebus. If only you could post epilogues for th...Oh jebus. If only you could post epilogues for these cakes along the lines of "and the bride took the baker to small claims court where she recouped all her money plus damages and the baker was ridden out of town on a rail never to be heard from again." <br /><br />Then maybe I could sleep tonight.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17928605505315202148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12388546243752585532010-07-10T20:40:39.586-04:002010-07-10T20:40:39.586-04:00Raw doesn't mean vegan, it means without bakin...Raw doesn't mean vegan, it means without baking. You can make stuff out of other non-traditional stuff that doesn't get baked to be a 'cake' - or specifically over 110 degrees, I think.<br /><br />I'm not entirely sure what you would make a raw cake out of though, but it would probably involve sunflower seeds.Kimberlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02438812432041692546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-87921562000105010132010-07-10T19:31:30.154-04:002010-07-10T19:31:30.154-04:00I think I would simply refuse to accept any of the...I think I would simply refuse to accept any of these, and go down to the grocery store for a couple of sheet cakes.Aviatrixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13634111275860140084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-35455142886672946202010-07-10T04:34:21.593-04:002010-07-10T04:34:21.593-04:00Ah, the Highwab TO Love. (Perhaps the person who t...Ah, the Highwab TO Love. (Perhaps the person who took the order gently suggested 'of', only to be told in no uncertain terms that the word in question is 'TO'. I always think of a journey, not a destination, but it's 'TO', so there.) <br /><br />You know, where two cars drive side-by-side in the same direction on a two-lane road (passing contest, perhaps?), another one drives into a waterfall and a truck drives down the middle of a stream (so much for aquatic life -- hey, watch out for the waterfall!).<br /><br />Maybe the new word and the curious vehicle placements were the wreckerator's subtle revenge...<br /><br />wv: mosama. Not going there.Craignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-80458532869414476072010-07-10T04:30:48.130-04:002010-07-10T04:30:48.130-04:00The yellow one looks as though someone went nuts w...The yellow one looks as though someone went nuts with Playdoh which makes it that much more yummy looking...Anneke (Mudhooks)http://mudpuddle.wordpress.com/2010/07/10/photohunter-free/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-73571190742542206302010-07-09T23:36:18.273-04:002010-07-09T23:36:18.273-04:00I'm totally with WolvieGirl... What is a Highw...I'm totally with WolvieGirl... What is a Highwab? Because I don't see a "y"...Sheepeyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06330872488240615809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-70212217349166274962010-07-09T23:03:09.276-04:002010-07-09T23:03:09.276-04:00I REALLY shouldn't have looked at those - I...I REALLY shouldn't have looked at those - I'm getting married next week! Thank goodness I gave the bakery a paint sample so there won't be any confusion about which shade of yellow my cake should be! (Fingers crossed!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-73267897438921480942010-07-09T22:57:41.117-04:002010-07-09T22:57:41.117-04:00Well, I guess that's a divided highway!Well, I guess that's a divided highway!DWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01289047319336610654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-81273204047898967972010-07-09T22:54:32.578-04:002010-07-09T22:54:32.578-04:00if these cakes were presented at my wedding, i wou...if these cakes were presented at my wedding, i would shoot the baker lol~Nikki~https://www.blogger.com/profile/10746604148408190981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-3545459426572002452010-07-09T22:45:47.889-04:002010-07-09T22:45:47.889-04:00Sandra Lee promoted un-iced cakes as "fashion...Sandra Lee promoted un-iced cakes as "fashionable".~*Aria*~https://www.blogger.com/profile/07201270600422167290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-75150075491078423752010-07-09T21:54:22.969-04:002010-07-09T21:54:22.969-04:00Forget sprinkles...cake #2 has me thinking "I...Forget sprinkles...cake #2 has me thinking "I want FROSTING" should be the next shirt slogan!<br /><br />And I really think I would have cried had the last cake been delivered to my reception.cynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13179874580588003368noreply@blogger.com