tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post4430396042368843099..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Countdown to V-dayJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-54247967812114717602011-02-13T22:04:01.435-05:002011-02-13T22:04:01.435-05:00Does Barbie have an itch? It looks like what happ...Does Barbie have an itch? It looks like what happens when my dog is dragging her butt all over the carpet. Seriously.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-1374870507427544772011-02-13T18:31:15.194-05:002011-02-13T18:31:15.194-05:00Whoever thought that last cake was a good idea sho...Whoever thought that last cake was a good idea should be shoot in the face with a water pistol filled with whipped cream.<br /><br />Seriously, that's just WRONG.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-2324058998337355382011-02-13T01:27:53.788-05:002011-02-13T01:27:53.788-05:00SUPER!SUPER!Служба по трудова медицинаhttp://mediko.org/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-77460120797156846522011-02-12T23:27:12.549-05:002011-02-12T23:27:12.549-05:00Uh, has Barbie been having some colon-rectal probl...Uh, has Barbie been having some colon-rectal problems and rolling around in her own filth?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-10219847144274049662011-02-12T14:47:25.338-05:002011-02-12T14:47:25.338-05:00Why does Barbie look like she's about to get a...Why does Barbie look like she's about to get a pap smear?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-68631490622001799572011-02-12T13:05:05.685-05:002011-02-12T13:05:05.685-05:00the Barbie is creepy :))the Barbie is creepy :))joincoffeehttp://www.joincoffee.co.ccnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61694998620416382732011-02-12T13:03:32.356-05:002011-02-12T13:03:32.356-05:00I like the last cake :)I like the last cake :)sindoehttp://www.reviewsinside.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-20571047032986444952011-02-12T12:42:16.822-05:002011-02-12T12:42:16.822-05:00So it seems only one other person has mentioned it...So it seems only one other person has mentioned it, but it kind of looks like Barbie is sitting on rice. Why?<br /><br />And as for the people mentioning that Barbie's legs don't move that way, well, I was going to say they have ones know that do, but when I went and looked at it again, I realized this is not one of those. So. I prefer not to think how they got her that way.Leighanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-89913234441635997362011-02-12T12:04:14.302-05:002011-02-12T12:04:14.302-05:00my submission finally made it! (:my submission finally made it! (:Lewis R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-91504140469044901742011-02-12T11:55:40.408-05:002011-02-12T11:55:40.408-05:00oh good lord! is Negligee Barbie giving birth in a...oh good lord! is Negligee Barbie giving birth in a pan of rice???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-30019018247045304432011-02-12T11:17:15.846-05:002011-02-12T11:17:15.846-05:00These cakes are just another reminder about why I ...These cakes are just another reminder about why I don't celebrate Valentine's day.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11579040266404026539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19137925299542256252011-02-12T06:11:17.651-05:002011-02-12T06:11:17.651-05:00Perhaps there's a big party which I love to at...Perhaps there's a big party which I love to attend too. :-)escalante bloggerhttp://www.escalantebloggers.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-42632011694851286582011-02-12T06:00:45.981-05:002011-02-12T06:00:45.981-05:00Great designs. and that's so yummy.Great designs. and that's so yummy.ttvhttp://www.thetvstream.info/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28097346053665801422011-02-12T03:59:25.132-05:002011-02-12T03:59:25.132-05:00Mario & Barbie? Does Peach know? Dolls these d...Mario & Barbie? Does Peach know? Dolls these days have a more active love life than some real people.<br /><br />That wreck hearkens back to another Barbie-in-bed 'cake' with a strawberry theme (the one that many mistook for a blanket made of lunch meat). Maybe she's a strawberry blond. (Ba-dup-dup!)Actually, I think this was inspired by the remake of 'Valley of the Dolls'. I'll stop now.<br /><br />I would like to suggest that someone open a therapy center across the street from the EPCOT bunker. You know, where we can get rid of mental images of dolls in compromising positions. And babies in melting Jell-o. And babies made of meatloaf. Among others.Craignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65621282515306408412011-02-12T03:29:22.077-05:002011-02-12T03:29:22.077-05:00Wow, that last one is going to haunt my dreams. Ma...Wow, that last one is going to haunt my dreams. Makes me hear the Valley of the Dolls theme. Goootta get off... Goootta get off of this...meeerry-go-round...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-64598119137953459982011-02-12T01:18:32.872-05:002011-02-12T01:18:32.872-05:00Woah to that last cake. I will never look at barbi...Woah to that last cake. I will never look at barbie the same way again. Why must wreckerators destroy childhood toys? Are they not content destroying cakes? Lol definitely get these if you don't want a Valentine.Arlenenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-4719260354896325452011-02-12T00:53:50.809-05:002011-02-12T00:53:50.809-05:00I can only say that it's a good thing my hubby...I can only say that it's a good thing my hubby doesn't go to stores for his valentine's cake. I make it for him, and he loves it. <br /><br />Scary what's out there...<br /><br />!!DiLady Brighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05320049163028664781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-34903279928729500812011-02-12T00:00:05.955-05:002011-02-12T00:00:05.955-05:00The barbie cake must be for a batchelor's birt...The barbie cake must be for a batchelor's birthday. They couldn't afford a stripper so got him a doll instead. <br /><br />wv: phini - Barbie is waiting for some phini. <br /><br />Oh God, that sounds awful. I think I'm still tired...all I can think of are sex-related jokes. And it's only 10 a.m. (and I'm only drinking coffee).Mercy Langillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01707857497422089004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-38706182109853668502011-02-11T23:45:52.565-05:002011-02-11T23:45:52.565-05:00Barbie, oh Barbie.....really? ....sigh. The only t...Barbie, oh Barbie.....really? ....sigh. The only thing missing from this cake is one of the little plastic babies from a Mardi Gras King Cake...Happy Birthday Mama, you have a grandchild.Kathnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-26212558377748217802011-02-11T23:27:51.817-05:002011-02-11T23:27:51.817-05:00This is rough. As if VD isn't bad enough.This is rough. As if VD isn't bad enough.MissNaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-36243534268886547622011-02-11T21:47:20.624-05:002011-02-11T21:47:20.624-05:00While ignoring the whole Barbie ain't wearing ...While ignoring the whole Barbie ain't wearing a bra to match those hot red panties...I wonder what are the cherries supposed to suggest?mumplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01489543332603727588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-90134828677032653302011-02-11T21:30:34.015-05:002011-02-11T21:30:34.015-05:00Cake # 1: SCORE!! A zombie cake for V Day! WOOT ...Cake # 1: SCORE!! A zombie cake for V Day! WOOT [urgent whispering] (what do you mean it wasn’t a zombie that ate the rest of him…it’s just a bad decorating job? BUMMER, I wanted a zombie cake!!)<br /><br />Cake # 2: at least this evil, demonic lamb isn’t smoking a cigar.<br /><br />Cake # 3: ……. I got nuthin’. Srsly. Frogs and orange icing by the pound?<br /><br />Cake #4: I blame this on Justin Timberlake.<br /><br />Cake #5: notice the absence of the phrase “non-toxic” on that tattoo note?? I did.<br /><br />Cake #6: J, J & #1- hope your attorney’s on speed dial cause Mattel is gonna SUE! Bordello Barbie? I don’t think so.<br /><br />-Barbara AnneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-80381865227254831602011-02-11T20:20:43.313-05:002011-02-11T20:20:43.313-05:00The lamb cake is really, really creeping me out! T...The lamb cake is really, really creeping me out! The eyes follow you!!!!!! Thanks again Jen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-46970878369605889762011-02-11T19:05:43.267-05:002011-02-11T19:05:43.267-05:00Barbie's spread-eagled out on a blood-stained ...Barbie's spread-eagled out on a blood-stained white chenile bedspread with surrounded by metaphorical "cherries." Perfect for every young girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-63672489975665528132011-02-11T18:23:19.494-05:002011-02-11T18:23:19.494-05:00I will never look at a Barbie the same way. Thank ...I will never look at a Barbie the same way. Thank you to the baker who just destroyed the rest of my childhood.Marienoreply@blogger.com