tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post265762993999258176..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: A Day in the Life of a Wreckerator, Pt 2Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger87125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-11208782716407552102010-06-07T18:50:54.542-04:002010-06-07T18:50:54.542-04:00That last cake... wow. That would taste truly, tru...That last cake... wow. That would taste truly, truly horrible. So would those flowers, for that matter...<br /><br />(Um, silly question, but where's part 1? I searched for it and couldn't find it...)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06307647877213323973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28119068745611894982009-08-22T12:34:24.675-04:002009-08-22T12:34:24.675-04:00Love the Trailblazer diarrhea one from a Portland,...Love the Trailblazer diarrhea one from a Portland, Oregonian !!!Kimbra Kaschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955657301998255029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-12938925566994158012009-08-22T07:05:56.556-04:002009-08-22T07:05:56.556-04:00Hi Jen knowing your a self-described non sports fa...Hi Jen knowing your a self-described non sports fan, it appears that the final cake was given as a tribute to what I assume would be the recipient's favorite NBA team, the Portland Trail Blazers (I noticed the Blazers' pinwheel logo in all that red and black dye). Clearly though, that cake gives a whole new meaning to the term "Rip City" (a phrase coined by longtime Blazers announcer Bill Schonely). Enjoy the site as always, also follow you on Twitter and FB too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-54501533004597071052009-08-20T20:08:19.402-04:002009-08-20T20:08:19.402-04:00Just wanted to say: Thank you so much.
Even on d...Just wanted to say: Thank you so much. <br /><br />Even on days when I'm feeling sick (like today) you and your site of baking disasters never fails to make me smile and laugh.<br /><br />-BiancaBiancanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-89750489816085188142009-08-20T12:49:11.591-04:002009-08-20T12:49:11.591-04:00Laughing so hard at the "brownie ball" c...Laughing so hard at the "brownie ball" cake.<br /><br />My stomach churns at that Trailblazers cake. The diarrhea would be an interesting color too. (Sick, but, I daresay, true)the ginabeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08237796696115756778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-71433387009681359132009-08-20T11:56:13.099-04:002009-08-20T11:56:13.099-04:00I think the last cake is for a guy named Stewart n...I think the last cake is for a guy named Stewart not Steve, or at least that's what the piped name at the top looks like to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-42624986519825967562009-08-20T11:05:49.862-04:002009-08-20T11:05:49.862-04:00i cannot get enough of this blog. wonderful voice!...i cannot get enough of this blog. wonderful voice!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-79399449440254045862009-08-20T09:23:40.618-04:002009-08-20T09:23:40.618-04:00The brownie ball seems to be related to a bakery &...The brownie ball seems to be related to a bakery "manager's special" one of my co-workers brought in last week -- a danish ring split horizontally, filled with buttercream, dotted on top with more buttercream and formerly fresh berries, then topped with big chunks of raisin pound cake. Mmmmm!<br /><br />WV: carin My name, just horribly misspelledUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03960903873748204150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-81860028462664505322009-08-20T07:42:29.166-04:002009-08-20T07:42:29.166-04:00You know it's bad when the cake glistens....You know it's bad when the cake glistens....Deahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07593766471744418635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-37225817474323791302009-08-20T03:27:01.456-04:002009-08-20T03:27:01.456-04:00I deeply enjoy Tigerwolf's Great Expectations ...I <i>deeply</i> enjoy Tigerwolf's <i>Great Expectations</i> joke.<br /><br />I would also love to know what is, in fact, in the middle of a brownie ball. I keep thinking that it's a cupcake. Cupcake plus icing plus brownie. It's possibly worse than a CCC.<br /><br />I have a mild feeling that the dye they used for those horrendous flowers is extremely faulty. It looks as though it USED to be a light pink.~ L. K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12989798607879307243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-52120979491933804142009-08-20T01:10:00.099-04:002009-08-20T01:10:00.099-04:00haha! I would rather see "sorry" or &quo...haha! I would rather see "sorry" or "thanks" than another abbreviation... tks, txs... especially in emails! Arrgh! Important words people! Go ahead and through in the extra letters.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14634157239022619866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-85371161197901634942009-08-19T23:57:57.288-04:002009-08-19T23:57:57.288-04:00well actually the brownie ball thing looks kinda g...well actually the brownie ball thing looks kinda good 2 me :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-49419388367980657392009-08-19T23:30:56.902-04:002009-08-19T23:30:56.902-04:00Took me a moment to recall what those "flower...Took me a moment to recall what those "flowers"' petals resemble. The answer: Slices of Cranberry sauce.<br /><br />Also more decaying display cakes! For those who weren't around for the last batch (heh), apparently display cakes are foam under the (admittedly real) icing. They're not letting whole cakes sit out like that. Still, you'd think they could spring for hosing them off and re-icing them every few weeks or so.Steve the Pockethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054064446423906837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-25838553966328009602009-08-19T22:45:26.465-04:002009-08-19T22:45:26.465-04:00Wow! The "Sorry" sign is a little bette...Wow! The "Sorry" sign is a little better than THIS gem I found at Sam's last week.<br /><br />http://kaarensblog.blogspot.com/2009/08/dont-forget-your-diapers.html<br /><br />wv: rascr. That rascr thought he could get away with that signage!Kaarenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05794597879840006165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-82934242062606501652009-08-19T22:33:30.165-04:002009-08-19T22:33:30.165-04:00Am I the only one who thinks that brownie ball loo...Am I the only one who thinks that brownie ball looks really tasty?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-50027374404877805562009-08-19T21:36:53.040-04:002009-08-19T21:36:53.040-04:00I found out the hard way that too much black dye i...I found out the hard way that too much black dye in icing will turn your poop bright green. It was terrifying, and I'm never eating a cake decorated like a piano ever again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83526321935490273882009-08-19T20:51:58.306-04:002009-08-19T20:51:58.306-04:00The brownie ball is not as it appears, my friends....The brownie ball is not as it appears, my friends. <br /><br />Inside the snug confines of the viscous icing and the protective brownie shell, like a hideous teratoma, lies a CCC waiting to be born!!!<br /><br />We have finally discovered the reproductive process of the CCC...and brother, it ain't pretty.GJChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01088785537045114419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-35102310174890351002009-08-19T19:35:57.733-04:002009-08-19T19:35:57.733-04:00let';s wreck em.let';s wreck em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61948243398052850132009-08-19T19:33:58.485-04:002009-08-19T19:33:58.485-04:00seeing as how i'm allergic to red food dye, ju...seeing as how i'm allergic to red food dye, just looking at that last pic is almost enough to make me run to the bathroom. they must've used every bit of red & black dye in the place!archersangelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07903232867409336857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-51699642063973849852009-08-19T19:14:55.227-04:002009-08-19T19:14:55.227-04:00Tutorial for practice "roses" :
(A.K.A. ...Tutorial for practice "roses" :<br />(A.K.A. "experimental appetizer")<br />Here we go! We start off with a nice, slick (some say, "slimy") bed of fresh seaweed ...a few baby pigs' ears, arranged in a fanciful pinwheel fashion.....ISN'T this FUN!....Now, a dab (JUST a dab, mind you) of homemade raspberry cream filling...<br />And to top it all off--a fillip of pureed liver-- et VOILA!!! <br />("Voila" WHAT, we haven't figured out yet.)<br />***************************<br />babyblue1217 said...<br /> " ...Assistant manager: Rob, it’s your turn to dust the display cakes."<br />*** <br />Why, that's just silly!<br />Unless Rob is a complete idjit, he should be able to tell that the display cakes are *already* dusty enough!!! <br />=^~-^=sendingtheclownshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14962195863100862922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-51189485102969479032009-08-19T19:03:59.906-04:002009-08-19T19:03:59.906-04:00Holy cow! Haha i think the one that disgusted me t...Holy cow! Haha i think the one that disgusted me the most was the "dust the displays" one....yuck!<br /><br />After seeing that, I wouldn't be able to walk out of that bakery fast enough!<br /><br />Hope you are enjoying the rest of your summer!<br /><br /><br />Yours Truly,<br /><br />Caitlyncaitlyn(:https://www.blogger.com/profile/15545126564269461173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19011488480887763452009-08-19T18:35:13.412-04:002009-08-19T18:35:13.412-04:00Those flowers look EXACTLY like sea stars, aside f...Those flowers look EXACTLY like sea stars, aside from the fact that they appear to be covered in rotten egg or something...Eleanorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08385255839497780134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19042815416641280612009-08-19T18:17:00.462-04:002009-08-19T18:17:00.462-04:00We got a shipment at work last week and inside was...We got a shipment at work last week and inside was an envelope marked<br /><br />"Packing Slip"<br /><br />I thought of this site.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-15802266663788987292009-08-19T18:16:17.732-04:002009-08-19T18:16:17.732-04:00wow those flowers look nasty.... blahwow those flowers look nasty.... blahApple iPhone Tutorials Teamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03946466449821473648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-70086128219369240542009-08-19T18:10:32.516-04:002009-08-19T18:10:32.516-04:00What are the flowers in the first pic made of? Be...What are the flowers in the first pic made of? Beef jerky and poo?<br /><br />captcha: weedlatt - Starbucks' new marijuana, coffee and steamed milk concoction.Little Luxurieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12183689582247905678noreply@blogger.com