tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post1043354618808306718..comments2024-02-16T18:23:10.138-05:00Comments on Cake Wrecks: Dolly Wants to Play...Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11888187687405622408noreply@blogger.comBlogger160125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-28527524193855976502011-01-20T09:26:51.852-05:002011-01-20T09:26:51.852-05:00I'm surprised the bakers decided to choose the...I'm surprised the bakers decided to choose the creepiest dolls they could find. I collect dolls (not to play with!), and none of mine are this creepy. Neither are my porcelian ones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-91376880808895218472010-10-13T18:59:06.379-04:002010-10-13T18:59:06.379-04:00Baby cakes now freak me out. Not cool at all. xxBaby cakes now freak me out. Not cool at all. xxCupcakes Ladyhttp://www.cakeinabox.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-29536367175408462512010-04-29T15:10:11.157-04:002010-04-29T15:10:11.157-04:00I hate baby dolls and clowns. My grandma once got...I hate baby dolls and clowns. My grandma once got me a clown doll and I was like, 'Why not just cut out the middle man and kill me in your sleep yourself?'ilovebabyquiltshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07044144669878001141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-83830595815731933312010-04-27T16:21:02.356-04:002010-04-27T16:21:02.356-04:00buahahahhaha! "I will just collect my waterme...buahahahhaha! "I will just collect my watermelon and go" made me laugh so hard I may have had an accident! LOL! That is totally my favorite caption so far! I am a huge fan! Cake Wrecks is the perfect way to unwind after a long day of teaching 6th graders! Thanks for the laughs!Hollyhttp://hnfeltner@yahoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-53235599031426739832010-04-26T20:20:16.181-04:002010-04-26T20:20:16.181-04:00omg! creepy is right! I'm enjoying being a new...omg! creepy is right! I'm enjoying being a new subscriber to your blog :) Lots of fun! Thanx!creativegirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16543994287594312350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-19602928349060889282010-04-26T00:35:56.294-04:002010-04-26T00:35:56.294-04:00How could you even eat it???? It LOOKS like it wou...How could you even eat it???? It LOOKS like it would TASTE evil!<br /><br />Laura.Laura Mhttp://australian-web-directory.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-36030314967792143002010-04-25T20:07:46.997-04:002010-04-25T20:07:46.997-04:00That 3rd one looks like the baby is bound.That 3rd one looks like the baby is bound.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03717888597937218501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-42693611116821753442010-04-25T19:45:14.892-04:002010-04-25T19:45:14.892-04:00Okay, now I'm going to have Jonathon Coulton&#...Okay, now I'm going to have Jonathon Coulton's "Creepy Doll" in my head *forever.*<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfklKnOg4wAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15013484522203871543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-74603027523043335972010-04-25T19:30:03.519-04:002010-04-25T19:30:03.519-04:00if you want to see creepy baby dolls... http://com...if you want to see creepy baby dolls... http://community.livejournal.com/awesome_places/99697.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-61036770639921580952010-04-25T15:41:49.634-04:002010-04-25T15:41:49.634-04:00@Anonymous 11:27--
You scared me! I scampered bac...@Anonymous 11:27--<br /><br />You scared me! I scampered back over there to last Thursday, then stopped dead in my tracks, thinking, "Hold ON a minute! I'm supposed to stagger through 2,230 responses to find the reference??"<br />THEN I realized that it was right at the beginning. (D'OH!)<br />I had even READ it already.<br />It's just that I had filed it away in the amazing black hole that is my brain lately.<br />So~~<br />"OH! NOW I (re-)get it!" Thanks!!!!<br /><br />Oh, and mystery solved, so "THAT'S AWESOME" !<br /> <br />=^~.-^=sendingtheclownshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14962195863100862922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-67441819490515138242010-04-25T14:48:17.685-04:002010-04-25T14:48:17.685-04:00These creepy baby doll cakes would be great for a ...These creepy baby doll cakes would be great for a Halloween party, right next to bloodshot eyeball cupcakes. Delicious yet disturbing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-69744100771755635312010-04-25T11:51:03.667-04:002010-04-25T11:51:03.667-04:00Some of those look like they know they are zombie ...Some of those look like they know they are zombie babies.... Laying there all peaceful, on their graves...tombstones and all!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12506569187171322691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-65596281947703353752010-04-25T11:27:16.544-04:002010-04-25T11:27:16.544-04:00@sendingtheclowns: Brenda was referring to "F...@sendingtheclowns: Brenda was referring to "Five Awesome Things" posted April 15, 2010. Check it out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-60179685135272917272010-04-25T09:44:23.450-04:002010-04-25T09:44:23.450-04:00The basketweave on that blanket is awesome. It ev...The basketweave on that blanket is awesome. It even has folds and drapes, I'm impressed. I think that the paper under the head is the kind you use to get a single donut out of the case? Because they've already cut quite a bit out of that end of the cake (not just one corner piece), maybe they're just keeping the baby's head off the crumbs, I dunno.<br /><br />The last one looks like it's about to break out into a Mexican hat dance.hollynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-21723087488128553972010-04-24T21:35:58.948-04:002010-04-24T21:35:58.948-04:00LOL!! Those are great!LOL!! Those are great!Lynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06926887495148083672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-44210466696338412982010-04-24T20:30:43.450-04:002010-04-24T20:30:43.450-04:00Okay, then!
Anyone ready to help me out YET?
The s...Okay, then!<br />Anyone ready to help me out YET?<br />The song? MY song?<br />"Settle for Edible"?<br />Anyone? No one?<br />Well, then...I'll start without you!<br /> <br />*clears throat*<br /> <br />I came here so hungry, and craving a sweet...<br />I wanted no veggies. I wanted no meat.<br />So what was it truly- and where should I start?<br />A cookie or brownie, or maybe a tart?<br />I passed by a window, and what did I see?<br />A chocolatey pastry just leering at me!<br />With eyes and a nose and big gooey grin,<br />A "what the-?" confection as ugly as sin!<br /> <br />(CHORUS): <br /> <br />Might ...have.... tooooo...<br /> <br />SETTLE for EDIBLE!<br />SETTLE FOR EDIBLE!<br />'Cause it looks like hell <br />But it could taste swell <br />And ya can't have it all, SO THERE!<br /> <br />I asked for a slice and they flashed me a smirk-<br />"A victim!" they said, as they went straight to work...<br />They hacked off a hunk and then plated it neat,<br />Winked at each other with a "Bon appetit!"<br />I closed my eyes tightly, and then said a prayer...<br />How bad can it be? Lord, it's only one layer!<br />It wasn't the best, BUT it wasn't the worst,<br />And now I can see that I'm doomed to be cursed...<br /> <br />tooooooo..........<br /> <br />SETTLE for EDIBLE!<br />SETTLE FOR EDIBLE!<br />'Cause it looks like hell <br />But it could taste swell <br />And ya can't have it all, SO THERE!sendingtheclownshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14962195863100862922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-50571107112026659092010-04-24T17:38:45.836-04:002010-04-24T17:38:45.836-04:00Oh, Taylor, I'm totally with you on the little...Oh, Taylor, I'm totally with you on the little kids singing slow songs in a minor key, like "Ring Around the Rosey." Seriously freaky, like slowly moving playground equipment with no children (that you can see...wooohooo)on them. Can you imagine seeing the first cake in a dimly lit room, just reflected in a mirror or a dark window?Catyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18153553758165748642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-48383923472573883922010-04-24T15:34:02.472-04:002010-04-24T15:34:02.472-04:00Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle....
ROSEMARY...Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle....<br />ROSEMARY'S BABY SHOWER CAKE!<br /><br />WV: desess. "Desess the scariest cakes I've seen since that 5th birthday cake with the grim reaper on it."MeMawnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-13520693872068481392010-04-24T13:54:42.704-04:002010-04-24T13:54:42.704-04:00Am I the only one reminded of Victorian childrens&...Am I the only one reminded of Victorian childrens' grave markers? You know the kind - children lying down, sometimes with lambs; most of them are missing their heads.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-70447498279852742492010-04-24T13:50:03.243-04:002010-04-24T13:50:03.243-04:00The last one looks like the baby is to be ritually...The last one looks like the baby is to be ritually sacrificed on an Aztec altar. ;-)<br />HartmutAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-13140995180641896972010-04-24T13:41:54.469-04:002010-04-24T13:41:54.469-04:00goblue562,
Number 1 is our awesome friend Jennife...goblue562,<br /><br />Number 1 is our awesome friend Jennifer D and she writes with us on occasion. If you look through the archives, you'll see posts done by Number 1, Wrecksistant, Jen and me, john (the hubby of Jen). Really though, every post not written specifically by Jen is a collaboration between the writer and Jen. To give you an idea, I wrote the Mickey post a few days back but Jen came up with some of the funnier lines. If I can brag a bit on my wife though, I will say that it is a bit of an ego boost when everybody assumes a post is Jen's even though you wrote most of it because we all aspire to be as good.<br /><br />There it is.<br /><br />Wreck On!<br /><br />johnjohn (the hubby of Jen)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-2805953406491028492010-04-24T13:27:51.952-04:002010-04-24T13:27:51.952-04:00Nobody noticed who posted this? Who's "N...Nobody noticed who posted this? Who's "Number 1"? <br /><br />:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-58508089287972817862010-04-24T12:48:01.148-04:002010-04-24T12:48:01.148-04:00the first one could be cast in "The Exorcist....the first one could be cast in "The Exorcist." while the last one looks like a victim for sacrifice to the pinata gods....jonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-81157870453452792942010-04-24T12:34:15.580-04:002010-04-24T12:34:15.580-04:00Gosh! That first one is the worst!
:oGosh! That first one is the worst!<br />:oMoon Bloomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026573191281324334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1932214040062195180.post-3860362375095278252010-04-24T11:37:16.191-04:002010-04-24T11:37:16.191-04:00I think my ovaries just tied themselves into knots...I think my ovaries just tied themselves into knots...<br /><br />*shudder*Christina M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01853139779610211671noreply@blogger.com