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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Open Mouth, Insert... Shoe?

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Thanks to Richard, who knows better than to stick his nose in a lady's business.

Her cake business, I mean.

That is, her shoe cake business.

Um...er... Yeah.


So, how 'bout them camera angles?

Update: We had to host today's photo on Photobucket which means some of you can't see it. Sorry about that. We'll be back to our regular host tomorrow. -john
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73 comments:

  1. DarkPrincessFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    I seriously thought that was a vajazzled vagina. "Thanks" for the clarification.

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  2. AngieFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    That's disturbing.

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  3. Stoich91February 1, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    *vomits*

    I mean...uh...OH BOY! YUM YUM! This TOTALLY WHETS MY APPETITE...TIME FOR CAKE!

    Nah.

    *goes back to vomiting* :D

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  4. No Cake Fo' YouFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Yeah, way to easy... just going to keep my "lips" closed... *snickering*

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  5. TrevorFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Is that really a professional cake? Hmmm.....

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    That's a lot of piercings!

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  7. JessieFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    It looks like a deflated twinkie

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  8. RosieFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    I thought what DarkPrincess thought. LOL

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  9. NiteNurseFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    WV: clinic TOO PERFECT!!
    Six weeks after giving birth your llady business on that cake should be examined at your clinic.

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  10. BB, MIamiFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    Dear god, what is that thing?

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  11. SuBeeFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    I thought it was a Barbie Flying Saucer,
    but like "vajazzled vagina" better.
    In fact, I'm going to try to work the phrase "vajazzled vagina" into a conversation today. Wish me luck.

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  12. NicoleFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    Wow, that's vajazzling!

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    get your minds out of the gutter! :D i thought it was a horribly bedazzled ballet slipper! swear ta gawd!

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  14. Little LuxuriesFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    I thought it was a blood cell infected by some weird virus.

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  15. kittymidoriFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    i didn't realize that "Tajazzle" added a cake as part of their ad campaign!

    "Bling Your Fling" was bad enough, but now we're supposed to eat it, too?!?

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  16. CaseyFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    I thought it was an attempt to be Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...with a vajayjay...

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  17. UnknownFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    What's worse is it looks like all the "21"s are written in... um... red... well... runny... er... nevermind.

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  18. Andrea K.February 1, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    Wow. I mean... Just... Wow.

    Note to self: Be sure to check cakes from ALL angles before delivering.

    Geez.

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  19. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    This made me think of dinner for shmucks when he was talking about not being able to find his wife's clitoris. XD

    "FOUND IT!"

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  20. Loo-E Loo-IFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    wv: dindsia: I dindsia shoe, I saw something else!

    Camera angle...riiiiiiiggggghhhhht. Like that would help.

    Reminds me of the "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode where Marie takes up art/sculpture. Without realizing it, she creates a huge statue that looks like..well...this "shoe". :-D

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    what, no one sees a girly kayak with blingy bubbles?

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    vajazzled vagina and Barbie flying saucer--LOL

    and thanks for introducing us to Tajazzle. life just isn't complete without body bling, apparently.

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  23. NosninFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    Cake Wrecks I love you.

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  24. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    This cake needs stirrups. To put the shoes in.

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  25. jillb-ilslpFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    Anonymous 9:39 am -
    Perfect! You made me laugh.

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  26. JRoseFebruary 1, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    That shoe needs to see a doctor!

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    I know shoes are supposed to me a woman's best friend but.,. wow xD

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  28. JenFebruary 1, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    I saw a tongue with a lot of piercings first...then I realized that tongues don't have indents like that. D:

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  29. Fluffy CowFebruary 1, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    Hi five for DarkPrincess.

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  30. JacobiFebruary 1, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Rex Ryan would LOVE this cake!!

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  31. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    At least the shoe is a nice, healthy-looking color?

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  32. Lady BrightFebruary 1, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    Hmmm.

    NOT gonna say it.

    ~~Di

    wv - thfiryst -- seriously, I doubt I'm thfiryst to think of it.

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  33. ana lisetteFebruary 1, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    I was so confused about this at first. You said mouth so I thought, is that a tongue? Like..a pierced tongue? Which is weird enough as it is. And then there was talk of shoes...and other things...

    I'm just weirded out. It makes you wonder what these people were thinking when they made the cake (oh duh...they weren't.)

    @_@

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  34. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    I'm sorry to say that my mind was firmly in the gutter on that cake.

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  35. rileyoFebruary 1, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    A shoe, you say? I thought it was part of the Body Piercing Spock costume.

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  36. MelissaFebruary 1, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    Someone needs to keep the bedazzler away from their whoo-ha!

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  37. Cheryl @ a pretty cool life.February 1, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Oh dear Lord...

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  38. JennWashamFebruary 1, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    That's unfortunate...and hilarious!

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  39. HeavenFebruary 1, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    O...k. That's just wrong. lol

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  40. Portland seoFebruary 1, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    That's really discussing little bit confused from it but it's really aewsome.

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  41. KatzenMamaFebruary 1, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    Ouch! Those piercings look like they would hurt. Jen, as always, your commentary takes the cake.

    WV: quablype
    Quablype! That's one disturbing cake!

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  42. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    I really hope that this was for the "friends only" birthday party, because my first thought (okay- top three) was how disturbing it would be to share this cake with a grandparent. I'm afraid to ask about the blowing-out-the-candles photo.

    WV : crento. Uhh, Lucy? We can totally c ur ento.

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  43. Elizabeth C.February 1, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    Aww.. I can't see anything that is hosted at photobucket!!

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  44. Four JordansFebruary 1, 2011 at 5:09 PM

    Hahaha! I totally didn't see a shoe, either.

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  45. archersangelFebruary 1, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    at first i thought flying saucer, then i thought it looked like.....well that.

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  46. DawnFebruary 1, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    There's no angle in the world that would make this vision less horrifying...oh, not true...the underneath view might be betetr!

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  47. morganasprincessFebruary 1, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    I'll have the broccoli today.

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  48. CatharineFebruary 1, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    I'll have the broccoli today.

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  49. BADKarma!February 1, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    That many piercings would smart a bit, I should think... O_o

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  50. UnknownFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Oh gosh... Seriously? If I were the cake maker, I would have asked for a second opinion on the looks of that thing!

    DK @ http://sweetsbyd.blogspot.com/

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  51. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    I was thinking the same thing what DarkPrincess had said!

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  52. KamiFebruary 1, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Wow. I need to wash my eyes out now. You guys never cease to amaze me and make me laugh! Where do you get your wit from?! I need me some of that!

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  53. EllenFebruary 1, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    Lovely ballet slipper. :)

    There's a joke about the movie Black Swan here, somewhere, but I can't come up with it.

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  54. UnknownFebruary 1, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    It's a sparkly canoe. The sparkly stuff attracts fish. You don't even need a rod and reel and hooks and stuff... just sweep up the fishies with a net. It's a very humane way to fish.

    Look, I'm trying. At least give me that.

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  55. jebus llamaFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    DarkPrincess...bravo! I am also deep in the gutter! Except that im concerned..are those "12"s or "21"s? Im not even sure which would be worse!

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  56. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    The only "shoe" that even remotely resembles is a beat up ballet slipper-and even that's a stretch. Who did this and what were they thinking?? D:

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  57. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    blink blink

    wha?????

    HOLY CARP

    -Barbara Anne

    wv: nocak
    Nocak should ever look like that!!

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  58. ArleneFebruary 2, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    No matter what angle you look at that from.. I would still run away laughing hysterically. Sorry but if that is what a "shoe" looks like I will walk barefoot from now on. Evil wreckerators sneaking body parts on cakes again.

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  59. Anneke (Mudhooks)February 2, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    Old enough to get genital piercings?

    HAha! The code for posting my comment was "calit"...

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  60. EllenFebruary 2, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    Anonymous at 10:42 PM said:

    >>The only "shoe" that even remotely resembles is a beat up ballet slipper-and even that's a stretch.<<


    Ow.

    Don't say stretch.


    wv - boons.

    Set-ups like that are boons to cheesy jokers like me.

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  61. MaryFebruary 2, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    Ever hear the phrase "Glitter is the herpes of crafting supplies"?

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  62. wiesoauchimmerFebruary 2, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    wanna eat that cake out?

    ...

    outSIDE i mean, on the porch, really! i swear!

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  63. DezFebruary 2, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    I'm having flashbacks of giving birth...and expecting to see a little head pop out of that "shoe."

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  64. UnknownFebruary 2, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    I thought it was Van Gogh's ear if he'd been to a piercing salon.

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  65. AllisonFebruary 2, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Oh God.

    Oddly enough, I just read advice yesterday saying not to bedazzle that area. Not that I was looking for advice on that, but apparently someone was.

    I guess that advice doesn't apply if 'that area' is made of cake.

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  66. RuthieFebruary 3, 2011 at 9:06 AM

    *agog*

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  67. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    I asked a coworker, she said Mexican hat...

    yiota

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  68. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    It's va-jazzled!

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  69. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    There were 69 comments when I read this post. *snicker*

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  70. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2011 at 9:13 AM

    ... (Wheels in mind turning and smoking)... Mermermer... What the heck is it!? And why is it covered in gray pearl thingies? Sigh. No more sprinkles after 8pm for me.
    -B

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  71. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 2:11 AM

    Someone said it looked like a canoe. Well, not sure about that, but I can definately see the man in the boat.
    ***hahahahaha***

    Sorry, I couldn't resist!

    --Bhakti

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  72. Amanda | GlittericityFebruary 14, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    Jacobi, I know you won't see this, but I laughed SO hard at your comment!

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  73. aliFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    i thought it was a tongue at first...with at lot of piercings. 0.0 no way i would guess that was a shoe.

    w/o the pink thing it would have been a cute cake.

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